Weaponsmith Archive
Thread: Questions you NEVER ask a weaponsmith...
SonataArctica
Sat Jan 01, 2005 7:36 am
#443
RedEyeJack wrote:I got this one as a nov BEHey can you add Dot stats to my DE - 10 some weapon smith Told me BEs could add DoTs to weapons .....I was thown off guard a bit thinking huh? Revamp skill or somthing?Looked in my skill tree and sent a tellI think some one was yanking your chain BE's have no such skill...Random rablings after that to me in tellsCrazy people Stop Pulling these poor Newbs Chains pleaseWas funny tho lol
Will need to remember that one next time someone asks me to craft him DoT weapons ...
IronGoat
Sat Jan 01, 2005 10:26 am
#444
Customer: O are those imp dentonaters ready? Could u make a lot too?
Me: To myself--- Help me God please help me
Me: To myself--- Help me God please help me
RedEyeJack
Sat Jan 01, 2005 10:10 pm
#445
kind of Bites that poor guy thought a BE could add Dots to weapons .... after all alot of changes are taking place well <planing on taking place> i have ben reading alot of Derv post SWG is looking Grim IMO
Fraggen Hope they fix the Breserker Rifle soon really wana pick up rifleman again and Rolplay being a trandoshan From Tat with nothing left to loss but a bad hangover.....I can dream cant I...? well any how here it is i was asked this the other day with my nov weapon smith tag up
Can you make me a Crate of W.U.KS?
I said dont know think you will fit in to the the Crate?
....long pause
That wasnt funny!!!
I told him Ya it was funny to meh
....another yet pause as if he is trying to come up with a snappy comback.
Well Yo momma
/Black listed
lalalalala yet another happy customer Served lalalalala
Is it just meh or are people Getting worse?
it was a joke after all heh...Harmless enuff
Rhadida
Tue Jan 04, 2005 5:08 am
#446
Hehe this thread stays the funniest thread ever (perhaps exept for the how not to run an auction Thread)
DoddsySnach
Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:17 am
#447
If any weapon smith reading this can make me an uber De-10 with thier good stuff, send me a message
CTRL_ALT
Tue Jan 04, 2005 5:02 pm
#448
DoddsySnach wrote:
If any weapon smith reading this can make me an uber De-10 with thier good stuff, send me a message
HAHA, lol, funny stuff
Scythykins
Wed Jan 05, 2005 10:52 am
#449
Oh man...just got through the Sony not being online one...another keyboard is sacrificed to the gods of hot chocolate. My contribution:
C: Hey (oh dear god...mind you I was reading this thread at the time)
Scy: Hi there...
C:i need guns. lots of guns.
Scy: Heh heh...I think I can arrainge that, what specifically? There's a lot of guns in this game.
C: All of them
Scy: Well...there's a tall order, and would take some time...to be clear, you want one of every weapon in the game?
C: yes!1! Wow, you are ub3r! (warning sign number 2)
Scy: Heh heh, aim to please...I would however recommend that you take a look at all the weapons available (insert link to allakhazam)
C: omg that's a lot of guns! maybe I don't want those...maybe I'll be doctor instead, can you make me some medpacks?
Scy: (patience dropping) Sorry, not a medic...maybe try the shops around Coronet
C: i don't have time for that s*** are you gonna help me or not?
Scy: Guess I can't...
C: this game sucks
Scy: Addignore...
This is the first time I've actually condoned someone going to EQ2 or WOW...
SlaserX
Wed Jan 05, 2005 2:15 pm
#450
Biggens77 wrote:
Mightee wrote:
Anyone ever sit down inside their weaponcrafting station to "hide"?
lol yes
That's where I put my vendor with the "good stuff" on it.
LuciousOtso
Wed Jan 05, 2005 6:14 pm
#451
LOL this thread always makes me sooooo happy i love stupid people stories, yeah i love to hide inside the cloning station at my city sense no one ever uses it..
I just picked it up lol
SlaserX
Thu Jan 06, 2005 1:24 am
#453
What I would KILL to see are two "Friday Features" on the following topics:
- HowA Free-Market Economy Works (since most people that play seemingly have no damn clue)
- How To UseA Vendor (a detailed look at the unnecessarily complex and overly confusing vendor interface, with specific mention of the NEXT ITEMS BUTTON three or forty times)
What do you think? =)
Free Marker Economy? Does that get me to Jedi faster?
But seriously, I second the motion! 
CarissaLeigh
Thu Jan 06, 2005 11:13 am
#454
I've read this thread a many of times and dealt with most situations. You would think I would have learned??!!
Last night:
C: I need a Uber LVA made.
Me: I can make a LVA using Nyms motors and after that. It's all about getting a GREAT slice.
C: Well my LVA is (insert amazing stats).
Me: That LVA was not crafted it must be a Legendary looted item.
C: Yes, how did you know?
Me: That is my job.
C: Well, can you make me a Uber LVA? I will pay very Well!!
**Note to self: Stop here next time.
Me: I give him the Base stats and the stats using Nym's motors. I then reinforce the end result will be all about getting a GREAT slice.
C: I understand.
Me: I say all that all over again.
C: I understand.
Me; A third time I tell him the stats will not hit that looted stats numbers but it will be a VERY good crafted LVA for grinding. You can save your looted one when in PvP.
C: Good idea.
Me: we discuss price and C makes down payment.
**Note: I want to make this the Best. I dig out my SUPER resources that are reserved for high dollar special orders. Take all the crafting foods. Juice up on Brandy. Pop a Moun gold. Start the crafting. The base Core turns out great.....I got one of those Moderate rolls that shifted the stats!! wahoo! Take to factory and crank out cores. Come back and wait out the moun downer. Food, drinks, drugs and craft the LVA. Turned out quite well.
Me: (Tell him) It's done.
C: I'm at the Tusken Fort and can you deliver?
Me: (Grrrr)(He is paying Top dollar) on my way.
Me: Here it is.
C: (he opens trade window) What is this crap! It S***s! Are you trying to Rip me off?!
** Note: I was thinking about this Thread.
Me: I told you that this will not match your Legendary Looted LVA and I told you the base stats many times.
C: You are the worst WS I ever met I am gonna tell everyone you s***!!
Me: (understanding that I am talking to a child) I don't see how attacking me is helping this situation. I told you 3 times ahead of time of what the results would be.
C: (serious of insults)
Me: (silence.....board speeder and leave area)
C: (More insults by Tell now)
Me: (Came back and reported him to Sony)
His friends did message me and apologize for his actions. I had banned them from the City and all our Guild and allied guild's markets. He did not realize that my reach extended so far. He came back a few days later asking for a Truce when he realized he insulted the wrong person. (Storm and DC with the remaining Imperial Guilds) He couldn't get in any shop he previousily used. He was also banned from joinging any Guild we are associated with.
Scythykins
Thu Jan 06, 2005 12:52 pm
#455
Yeah, but now you got some awesome VBUs, you taught a noob a good lesson, and you should feel VERY justified :-D
All in all, you win :-p