Weaponsmith Archive
Thread: Questions you NEVER ask a weaponsmith...
JediNg
Mon Dec 20, 2004 9:46 pm
#430
LuciousOtso wrote:
here is my little story, i'm a master chef but sense this dude asked me for a weapon i thought i would share......
Just the other day some guy asked me "How are your stun batons?"... I replied "I'm a Master Chef." "Yeah, i know, how are your stun batons." At this point my sarcastic nature kicked in.
"Well if i wrap them in bivoli and drizzel with brandy, they are the best on the server." I politely said.
"Wow, you can enhanced melee weapons with food?" My customer replied.
"Of course you can, it works like krayt tissues" I humbly replied.
"Wow, can you make one?" The genius asked.
"No sorry you have to be a Master architect to craft a food enhanced weapon."
/end conversation
its times like these that lmao is literal.
That's frelling hilarious!!!
Sinistyr
Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:03 pm
#431
Happened a little while ago with my alt.
Cust - Can you make me a gun?
Me - sure, which one you want?
C - Any one that is uber!
M - lol, I'll see what I can do. But what gun you want?
C - well, whatever one you are best at making.
M - You want a pistol? a carbine? a rifle?
C - Sure.
M - You want all 3?
C - No, not all 3. Just 1 really good one.
M - You hafta tell me which gun in particular you want me to make you.
C - Well, what can you make?
M - Look, just tell me what you are cert'ed for.
C - Cert'ed???
/addignore
I'm sorry, but is it too much to ask that some people have a clue ???
Cust - Can you make me a gun?
Me - sure, which one you want?
C - Any one that is uber!
M - lol, I'll see what I can do. But what gun you want?
C - well, whatever one you are best at making.
M - You want a pistol? a carbine? a rifle?
C - Sure.
M - You want all 3?
C - No, not all 3. Just 1 really good one.
M - You hafta tell me which gun in particular you want me to make you.
C - Well, what can you make?
M - Look, just tell me what you are cert'ed for.
C - Cert'ed???
/addignore
I'm sorry, but is it too much to ask that some people have a clue ???
Mythrindir
Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:08 pm
#432
LuciousOtso wrote:
here is my little story, i'm a master chef but sense this dude asked me for a weapon i thought i would share......
Just the other day some guy asked me "How are your stun batons?"... I replied "I'm a Master Chef." "Yeah, i know, how are your stun batons." At this point my sarcastic nature kicked in.
"Well if i wrap them in bivoli and drizzel with brandy, they are the best on the server." I politely said.
"Wow, you can enhanced melee weapons with food?" My customer replied.
"Of course you can, it works like krayt tissues" I humbly replied.
"Wow, can you make one?" The genius asked.
"No sorry you have to be a Master architect to craft a food enhanced weapon."
/end conversation
its times like these that lmao is literal.
LIAR you sent the n00b to your ws guildie(see above post)...he didnt ask me if i could enhance it with bivoli tho.
Munitionsmaster
Wed Dec 22, 2004 11:15 am
#433
What makes people think that just because they bring you the loot items that the WS wont charge anything. Take this conversation:
Cust: Hello
WS: Hi
C: is that DW pistol for sale (I keep a DE-10 in my store as a display item)
WS: No, sorry
C: well I am going to the DW bunker soon so if I get the schematic and barrel how much will you charge
WS: well the one I have in my shop is made with krayt so it wont be as good unless you also get krayt tissues. (later this is where I relised this is where I made my mistake)
C: Well if I get you the barrel and schem would you make my pistol with krayt?
WS: my fee for special weapons like this is 1.2 million per pistol with my best tissue ( +56 dam, -.6 speed I think)
C: WHAT??!!!! I get all this stuff and yu will still charge me? most WS will do it for free. Why dont you? (this is a bad sign)
WS: Well krayt is expensive and thats what I would need to get more.
C: Ha, I could get better tissue then that easy. your trying to cheat me. 1.2 million?! thats insane.
WS: well if you know a better WS go to them. Thisis my price and you can take it or leave it
C: most WS would makea DE-10 for free because they enjoy making rareweapons
WS well I dont care about making rare weapons like most WSI guess. I want credits now pay up or go away
C: fine, I'll go to a WS who has so much krayt they will just give it to me and it will probibly be better then the crap tissue you have
WS: lol.....Good Luck with that
/addignore
Why do people have to question my prices. This tissue is prob 600k a piece and 1.2 would be breaking even. Was trying to be sorta nice and give a reasoniable price. Now Iremember why I dont use my own special loot in weapons anymore......
SonataArctica
Sat Dec 25, 2004 5:30 pm
#434
Since this on page two again already and I wet myself over this one, I thought I would better share it. (Now that I cleaned the chair)
Situation: I'm in my tent (Ranged Weapon Vendor, melee Weapon vendor, Special Weapons vendor and various others. All mine.), restocking Special Weapons. I notice somebody come in. I have my MWS tag over my Head. (Yes, really do.)
N00b: "Hey Rince. Do you make weapons?"
I doublecheck if I didn't misread. I didn't.
Rince: "No. I just wear the tag for fun and sell other people's weapons."
N00b: "Ah, ok"
*still shaking head in disbelief and grinning over people's stupidity*
Situation: I'm in my tent (Ranged Weapon Vendor, melee Weapon vendor, Special Weapons vendor and various others. All mine.), restocking Special Weapons. I notice somebody come in. I have my MWS tag over my Head. (Yes, really do.)
N00b: "Hey Rince. Do you make weapons?"
I doublecheck if I didn't misread. I didn't.
Rince: "No. I just wear the tag for fun and sell other people's weapons."
N00b: "Ah, ok"
*still shaking head in disbelief and grinning over people's stupidity*
Gambootz
Mon Dec 27, 2004 9:49 pm
#435
Poon: Can you make me a Cleaver?
Me: Sure, but my Colat iron isn't that good..stats may be a little low.
Poon: There's no good Colat iron on the server anymore?
Me: /sit
/logout
JediNg
Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:17 am
#436
Gambootz wrote:
Poon: Can you make me a Cleaver?
Me: Sure, but my Colat iron isn't that good..stats may be a little low.
Poon: There's no good Colat iron on the server anymore?
Me: /sit
/logout
Lol, that question wasnt THAT bad.
alligatorboogaloo
Wed Dec 29, 2004 4:39 pm
#437
C: can you make me an ub3r weapon?
Me: Sure, what were you looking for?
C: a good gun.
Me: Ok, what type?
C: *no response*
*5 minutes later I walk out with a CDEF Carbine*
Me: here you go, 50 creds please
C: ok.
*trade commences, we accept*
C: What the?!? I asked for an ub3r weapon! you gave me a CDEF!
Me: You didn't tell me what type of gun, I just made you one that everyone can use. Have a nice day.
Neeno 
Master Musician since Sept. 1, 2003 and now Western certified!
Ikeer
Master Weaponsmith/Master Chef(11 pt)
askeladden122
Thu Dec 30, 2004 5:51 am
#438
lol, he diserved it.
Message Edited by askeladden122 on 12-30-2004 04:54 AM
IronGoat
Thu Dec 30, 2004 6:02 am
#439
how bout can u make me some imperial detnotares....ill pay.....i love this one....not...
lmao
CTRL_ALT
Thu Dec 30, 2004 10:07 pm
#441
CTRL_ALT wrote:
Yeah, I never wear the Master tag, being a Novice Artisan is fun...until guild and city recruiters start throwing tells at me:
Guy: Hello, would you like to join my city/guild?
Me: Sure, whats in it for me?
Guy: 10k and a new house!
Me: Oh joy! But i'm not sure, not convincing enough to make me leave from my current city.
Guy: How long have you been living there?
Me: 1 year and a month.
No reply.
I'm just a noob I guess.
Lol! Funniest thing just happened to me. I was off to do the rebel themepark (unbuffed, but with my trustry Probot) in my bone armor and CDEF, and I notice that when I did the first fight mission I was buffed, lol. Apparently a kind doctor had buffed me while I was AFK waiting at the Cnet starport. BTW, i'm on my way to FS, already did Nym's and Jabba's Themesunbuffed and with the bone on! Having a probot has some factor in my mission success.
RedEyeJack
Fri Dec 31, 2004 5:31 pm
#442
I got this one as a nov BE
Hey can you add Dot stats to my DE - 10 some weapon smith Told me BEs could add DoTs to weapons .....
I was thown off guard a bit thinking huh? Revamp skill or somthing?
Looked in my skill tree and sent a tell
I think some one was yanking your chain BE's have no such skill...
Random rablings after that to me in tells
Crazy people Stop Pulling these poor Newbs Chains please
Was funny tho lol