Weaponsmith Archive
Thread: Questions you NEVER ask a weaponsmith...
stupidbink
Thu Jan 06, 2005 1:13 pm
#456
yes very wonderful thread, luckily i'm a Master SWD as well so i don't ever have to use the Weaponsmith title
ShakariPsy
Thu Jan 06, 2005 4:45 pm
#457
Itchybacca wrote:
most people dont know about the next button.
I think it should be a huge red button that reads "Do not push"
LMAO thats just so funny, we'd have no problems then
Brilyn
Thu Jan 06, 2005 5:28 pm
#458
< LMAO thats just so funny, we'd have no problems then >
Actually, we would....
People would complain that they could never find your stuff.
Unless it was on the *last* page...... /rolleyes
Noskaj
Fri Jan 07, 2005 1:16 am
#461
funny stuff 
There are all quite like the questions doctors get... except we usually only get players asking for wound heals or buffs when there are docs all over advertising their buffs. I never wear my MD title because of it. I usually reply in a unfriendly manner, but theres only so much you can take:
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Person: U buff?
Me: Does it look like I am buffing?
Person: Y do you have 2 be such a <InsertProfaintyHere> I just do a community search when i got off the shuttle.
**I walk out of Theed Starport and see the same person who sent me a tell standing about 10m away from a MD with no line, buffing***
Me: Look behind you, there's a doctor named <Doctor's Name> buffing. Next time, for the sake of the doctors, please look around you next time.
Person: <Hate tells>
/addignore person
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I also have the Next Items trouble with customers new to the game that can't find what they're looking for.
I was only MWS for 2 days. I remember I had a conversation that was similar to all of yours, but don't remember the details. I'm sure I'll have more stories to share when I go WS again.
There are all quite like the questions doctors get... except we usually only get players asking for wound heals or buffs when there are docs all over advertising their buffs. I never wear my MD title because of it. I usually reply in a unfriendly manner, but theres only so much you can take:
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Person: U buff?
Me: Does it look like I am buffing?
Person: Y do you have 2 be such a <InsertProfaintyHere> I just do a community search when i got off the shuttle.
**I walk out of Theed Starport and see the same person who sent me a tell standing about 10m away from a MD with no line, buffing***
Me: Look behind you, there's a doctor named <Doctor's Name> buffing. Next time, for the sake of the doctors, please look around you next time.
Person: <Hate tells>
/addignore person
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I also have the Next Items trouble with customers new to the game that can't find what they're looking for.
I was only MWS for 2 days. I remember I had a conversation that was similar to all of yours, but don't remember the details. I'm sure I'll have more stories to share when I go WS again.
CTRL_ALT
Fri Jan 07, 2005 1:35 am
#462
CarissaLeigh wrote:
I've read this thread a many of times and dealt with most situations. You would think I would have learned??!!
Last night:
C: I need a Uber LVA made.
Me: I can make a LVA using Nyms motors and after that. It's all about getting a GREAT slice.
C: Well my LVA is (insert amazing stats).
Me: That LVA was not crafted it must be a Legendary looted item.
C: Yes, how did you know?
Me: That is my job.
C: Well, can you make me a Uber LVA? I will pay very Well!!
**Note to self: Stop here next time.
Me: I give him the Base stats and the stats using Nym's motors. I then reinforce the end result will be all about getting a GREAT slice.
C: I understand.
Me: I say all that all over again.
C: I understand.
Me; A third time I tell him the stats will not hit that looted stats numbers but it will be a VERY good crafted LVA for grinding. You can save your looted one when in PvP.
C: Good idea.
Me: we discuss price and C makes down payment.
**Note: I want to make this the Best. I dig out my SUPER resources that are reserved for high dollar special orders. Take all the crafting foods. Juice up on Brandy. Pop a Moun gold. Start the crafting. The base Core turns out great.....I got one of those Moderate rolls that shifted the stats!! wahoo! Take to factory and crank out cores. Come back and wait out the moun downer. Food, drinks, drugs and craft the LVA. Turned out quite well.
Me: (Tell him) It's done.
C: I'm at the Tusken Fort and can you deliver?
Me: (Grrrr)(He is paying Top dollar) on my way.
Me: Here it is.
C: (he opens trade window) What is this crap! It S***s! Are you trying to Rip me off?!
** Note: I was thinking about this Thread.
Me: I told you that this will not match your Legendary Looted LVA and I told you the base stats many times.
C: You are the worst WS I ever met I am gonna tell everyone you s***!!
Me: (understanding that I am talking to a child) I don't see how attacking me is helping this situation. I told you 3 times ahead of time of what the results would be.
C: (serious of insults)
Me: (silence.....board speeder and leave area)
C: (More insults by Tell now)
Me: (Came back and reported him to Sony)
His friends did message me and apologize for his actions. I had banned them from the City and all our Guild and allied guild's markets. He did not realize that my reach extended so far. He came back a few days later asking for a Truce when he realized he insulted the wrong person. (Storm and DC with the remaining Imperial Guilds) He couldn't get in any shop he previousily used. He was also banned from joinging any Guild we are associated with.
Having power (may it be digital) is so cool, isn't it?
JediNg
Sat Jan 08, 2005 4:38 pm
#463
you've never had one of the annoying ones lol
you're in europe, no one'a annoying in europe
kidding.
ShakariPsy
Sun Jan 09, 2005 11:20 am
#467
JediNg wrote:
you've never had one of the annoying ones lol
you're in europe, no one'a annoying in europe
kidding.
lol I've had quite a few annoying ones:
Can you make me a gun?
What guns can you make?
Can you make me (insert gun name) make it with you good stuff
etc had most of the normal irritating ones lol
and although not a WS issue i get all the time as doc:
I'm buffing ppl have a nice long que of customers and am spamming Buffing for XXXX etc and ppl still tell me with "either are you buffing"
or "what str are your buffs"
now I'm spamming once every 30 sec or 1 min depending on how busy it is... I mean "are you buffing" DUH!! lol and the best ones it while doing this getting a tell from someone u can see "Can you buff me" ![]()
for irritating tells and asking the obvious questions doc's worse than WS hehe
ShakariPsy
Sun Jan 09, 2005 11:23 am
#468
RedEyeJack wrote:
kind of Bites that poor guy thought a BE could add Dots to weapons .... after all alot of changes are taking place well i have ben reading alot of Derv post SWG is looking Grim IMO
Fraggen Hope they fix the Breserker Rifle soon really wana pick up rifleman again and Rolplay being a trandoshan From Tat with nothing left to loss but a bad hangover.....I can dream cant I...? well any how here it is i was asked this the other day with my nov weapon smith tag up
Can you make me a Crate of W.U.KS?
I said dont know think you will fit in to the the Crate?
....long pause
That wasnt funny!!!
I told him Ya it was funny to meh
....another yet pause as if he is trying to come up with a snappy comback.
Well Yo momma
/Black listed
lalalalala yet another happy customer Served lalalalala
Is it just meh or are people Getting worse?
it was a joke after all heh...Harmless enuff
he was right... that wasn't funny lol, but it was still a joke