Weaponsmith Archive
Thread: Questions you NEVER ask a weaponsmith...
Ilcbar
Fri Dec 10, 2004 10:17 am
#417
The point I saw was that there were several master docs sittingthere and he had a MWS tag up.Even if he was a master doche isn't advertising it talk to one that is.
JBushesq
Fri Dec 10, 2004 11:19 am
#418
Ilcbar wrote:The point I saw was that there were several master docs sitting there and he had a MWS tag up. Even if he was a master doc he isn't advertising it talk to one that is.
Yeah, that too lol
SonataArctica
Sun Dec 12, 2004 8:59 am
#419
This one's new...
"Can you make a one-handed Power Hammer?"
ArlissSkyboom
Sun Dec 12, 2004 11:29 pm
#420
This thread just reinforces why I never wear my MWS tag.
CTRL_ALT
Mon Dec 13, 2004 11:17 am
#421
Yeah, I never wear the Master tag, being a Novice Artisan is fun...until guild and city recruiters start throwing tells at me:
Guy: Hello, would you like to join my city/guild?
Me: Sure, whats in it for me?
Guy: 10k and a new house!
Me: Oh joy! But i'm not sure, not convincing enough to make me leave from my current city.
Guy: How long have you been living there?
Me: 1 year and a month.
No reply.
I'm just a noob I guess.
JediNg
Tue Dec 14, 2004 11:31 pm
#424
buys baton
customer: these batons blow
buys another baton
still trying to figure that one out. then he yells at me when i get mad at him when he insults my craft to begin with. idiot.
SeaRaptor
Wed Dec 15, 2004 6:22 am
#425
I had a guy the other day ask me if I made low-end Ithorian armor (while standing in Coronet with my MWS title up). Still scratching my head over that one.
Stemman-Intrepid
Wed Dec 15, 2004 8:36 pm
#426
Some people are rude...
Customer: Hey can you make me a 2-handed curved sword, i'm trying to grind swordsman.
*At first i am really relieved, first off this person didn't miss spell one thing... so this person must be older than 6, and second they were specific, a 2-handed sword*
Me: Sure! Just give me a second here
*Pumps out a sword*
Me: It will be 5k.
C: Ohh yeah, well i just started, could i do a few missions then bank tip you the cash?
(Well... now i am sweating a little now... maybe this 6 year old learned how to type/spell... but its only 5k... thats nothing, so...)
*gives the customer the sword*
Me: Remember to bank tip me the money, I do not like dishonest people
C: Don't worry i'll tip you the money soon!
Me: Alright, thanks!
*20 minutes later*
*Hmmm... when is this fellow going to tip me the cash, maybe he forgot...*
Me: Hey, do you have that 5k, it shoulda only taken you 2 minutes to get that money, heh
C: I'M NOT GONNA PAY YOU FOR THIS PIECE OF CRAP! THIS IS THE WORST SWORD I'VE EVER SEEN!!
/addignore
Then the funny thing was....
A week later
Customer has offered an item at your vendor
I recognized the name... and walked 100meters from one of my store houses to my vendor...
Wow, the same jerk offered the sword back for 10k, at 67/450 condition(something close to that)
Not only did he offer it for more than i sold it to him... He used it, and repaired it once or twice...
I couldn't believe it
-Stemman
Solarstryder
Mon Dec 20, 2004 11:36 am
#427
I've gotten something similar to that before. I look at my offered area on my vendor to see one of my weapons, slightly used, offered back to my vendor for twice the amount I am selling it for on the same vendor. It wasn't even sliced or anything. lol
Mythrindir
Mon Dec 20, 2004 9:11 pm
#428
I spent a half hour 2 nights ago explaining to a newb why a stun baton isnt a ranged weapon...so it therefor wasnt located on the ranged weapon vendor...he informed me his friend is uberer than me, and had assured him stun batons could be used as ranged weapons...ok...yea...
LuciousOtso
Mon Dec 20, 2004 9:28 pm
#429
here is my little story, i'm a master chef but sense this dude asked me for a weapon i thought i would share......
Just the other day some guy asked me "How are your stun batons?"... I replied "I'm a Master Chef." "Yeah, i know, how are your stun batons." At this point my sarcastic nature kicked in.
"Well if i wrap them in bivoli and drizzel with brandy, they are the best on the server." I politely said.
"Wow, you can enhanced melee weapons with food?" My customer replied.
"Of course you can, it works like krayt tissues" I humbly replied.
"Wow, can you make one?" The genius asked.
"No sorry you have to be a Master architect to craft a food enhanced weapon."
/end conversation
its times like these that lmao is literal.