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Thread: Questions you NEVER ask a weaponsmith...

MonroeThanes
Sat Apr 03, 2004 12:44 am
#144

there have to be more horror stories out there than this.....



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fireman3213
Sat Apr 03, 2004 11:37 am
#145

I know Mal and Biggens can back me up on this. On radiant we went untill what? Mid december before we could make t-21's because the rainbow gemstone never spawned. Prior to that I'd get one of these everyday.


c: Hey.


m: Howdy


c: you really a weaponsmith?


m: yup


c: can you make me a T-21?


m: nope, the required stuff hasn't spawned since launch.


c: Well <insert random server name> has them.


m: yes I know. resources spawn the differntly on each server, we've never had some of the stuff we need.


c:BULL S**** you're just lazy I bought one from <insert random ws> 2 weeks ago.


m: uhhh sure man. well just go by another one from him.



I know it's not as funny as some of the other posts but it was a royal pain.





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MallocErr
Sat Apr 03, 2004 4:27 pm
#146

Whenever someone asks me 'What's the best pistol you make'? or similar question, I reply 'Which is better, a life preserver or a glass of water?'


The smart consumer is enlightened at this point.


The rest either go away (also a success), or ask for clarification.


I make one last attempt to enlighten them by saying 'Ask a drowning man and a man in the desert'



Malloc Err


Ryku_Sios
Sun Apr 04, 2004 1:09 am
#147

This has got to be the most hilarious thread I have ever read, good job guys!!!


Ohh and BTW, can you use the "good stuff" when crafting me one of those weapons!!






Rykuus Sios
Master Weaponsmith of {CSE} Vendor Located in Crimson Solace, Dantooine 4572 -5124
Master Shipwright Vendor Located Theed, Naboo >-3792 3533
Tycalibur
Sun Apr 04, 2004 7:27 am
#148

Hmph. It is with careful consideration after reading this thread that I have decided to keep my MWS title safely locked away until I can collect all the resources I need to keep the people from lunging at me in /tell like they do to you guys.


MDE is a much easier title to deal with, most definitely.


Attichi'tuk





Tycalibur Bakado -- Master Rifleman/Master Creature Handler
Student of the Force - RotJ
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Tycalibur Haruhara -- MCH/MBH
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Radiant Server
SeaRaptor
Tue Apr 06, 2004 9:46 am
#149

No posts in 2 days!


Unacceptable! Back to the top with you!





Felton Kel
Master Weaponsmith, FelKel LTD Weaponsmiths

Old weaponsmiths never die, they buy a planet and retire in luxury.
Now on MMORadio - Where Gamers ROCK!
Ezri
Tue Apr 06, 2004 11:06 am
#150

recent gems include


Him: "Can you make my weapon more Better?


Me: "Depends on how better it already is"


and


Him: "Are you slicing right now?"


Me: "......"


Keepin the thread alive





Tylin - Master Weaponsmith - Radiant Server
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Tylin's Fine Weapons 1155 -4878 Coronet, Corellia
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BoberFett
Tue Apr 06, 2004 11:38 am
#151

The clothing station also works very well to hide in due to its shape. Not that I'd know or anything...


I don't have any weaponsmith horror stories yet. Everyone I've talked to has been respectful. I did have a novice architect get pissed at me because I wouldn't give him resources to help him grind.
mrlaze
Tue Apr 06, 2004 2:02 pm
#152

You guys should read the post like this on the smuggler board. Kept me from working for hours!
Hankey
Tue Apr 06, 2004 5:44 pm
#153


This happened to me the day I made Novice WS.


d00d: Hey! can you make me a good Striker Pistol?

me: I am nowhere near master, it will be a long time before I can make anything halfway decent.

d00d: K, thx.


half an hour later....


d00d: can you make me one now?





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Caelestra
Wed Apr 07, 2004 9:29 am
#154

My story from a little bit ago...

Let me set this up for you all: Firstly, I'm a bit of a pushover when it comes to being nice to people; I tend to go out of my way to help someone if I can, although I've quickly stopped "lending" money to those begging in the starport. Secondly, I managed to get MWS about a month ago, after off-and-on grinding, trying to time it with my ongoing materials harvesting. Then, Ostrine spawned into Lowca, so I could finally make ABPHs!

So, I was a happy little MWS, trucking my first load of Scout Blasters and Scatter Pistols to my vendor, wearing my MWS tag (becuase I was still a little giddy from the excitement of the above...already the ominous clouds are forming...)

As I'm traveling into Babelon, I get a /tell, asking if I can make rifles. I respond yes, but I don't have any ready. However, I'm carrying a load of ABPHs, so I can **edit** into the crafting building next to my tent and whip out a laser rifle in no time. (Yay for public crafting stations in research centers!)

The person asks how much a Laser Rifle will cost, as they're a little low on cash. I respond that I will make them one for a fairly modest sum, to which they respond, "That's still too much. Can you do anything about my Tusken Rifle?" At this point, I trade to examine their Tusken, as I might be able to give them a set of powerups to help out. Gads, it's a miserable piece, 7.5 speed, about 100 condition left, and very low damage potential. My CDEF rifles are almost better than this thing.

I offer to make them a new Tusken, to which they agree. I trot over to the crafting building and proceed to start building the subcomponents (yes, I was carrying around a stack of resources, as I was going to start some FWG5 and Rifle schematics.) They then ask, "How much do you want for this?"

I respond, "Whatever you think this is worth." Cue distant thunder...

I finish the final combine, and it's a nice little weapon. I don't remember the exact stats, but it was FAR superior to what they had before. I was pretty proud of it. My first Tusken Rifle! I open a trade window with my customer, and he puts in 1000 credits into the trade window, along with the old Tusken. Oh well. It was fun making the gun, anyway. Plus, maybe I'll get a referral... *Lightning flashes across the sky...*

I tell them, "That's a pretty good weapon. It would fetch quite a bit on my vendor, so take care of it!"

They respond, "Yeah, I might just put this on my other character's vendor! He's an artisan, and has LOTS of customers! Thanks!" and trots off with his new rifle.

/cry

-Cael



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SeaRaptor
Wed Apr 07, 2004 11:16 am
#155






Eola wrote:





Biggens77 wrote:





Mightee wrote:

Anyone ever sit down inside their weaponcrafting station to "hide"?





lol yes




I used to do this actually... it was kind of nice. But eventually I just got tired of people bothering me when I was crafting (or standing there talking spatial when I'm not reading my window. My answer to this was that when I moved into my new location, I set up a medium Naboo house for my store, and a large one for my lab. The lab is 200m from my shop and my factory farm, and is a private facility. So I get some crafting peace.



I have done this as well. My vendors are in a tent, far separate from my manufacturing facilities and warehouses. One of the buildings in my setup is simply a workshop. One is my formal offices (open to the public), the rest are all warehouses and storage (all private). I use the office when I'm in the mood to RP, but I can always hide in my workshop to get away from it all. =)




Felton Kel
Master Weaponsmith, FelKel LTD Weaponsmiths

Old weaponsmiths never die, they buy a planet and retire in luxury.
Now on MMORadio - Where Gamers ROCK!
AldaronTavish
Thu Apr 08, 2004 7:38 pm
#156

After reading this and the smugglers one I begin to ask myself what am I getting myself into?!I'm going Master Smuggler and the firearms/techniques trees on weaponsmith.



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