Smuggler Archive
Thread: A chuckle for the smuggler
Ewoktoaster
Wed Jun 16, 2004 8:34 am
#911
i didnt know i had my tag up and go this moron ( he seemed ok at the time ) asking me to slice 70 weapons for him this is how the convo went .... 
HIM; hey can u slice 70 weapons for me
me : sure thing 1 sec plz busy slicing
me : sure thing 1 sec plz busy slicing
HIm ; how much would it cost
me; 5k per slice bulk or non bulk same price
him ; are u serious 5k a slice ?
him ; WOW .. that is crazy i can get alot cheaper than you
me; ok you do that then
him ; thank you for your time
me; just remember that slicing is techinically illegal in imperial law. also these are permanant upgrade to your gear that i provide. yet people pay 10k for 3 hour buffs
5 mins later im trying to slice more gear i get ... this filled up my chat box twice
i never take my master tag down as i always have time to kill and slicing works . jsut u get clowns at time
HIM: its not that , i was and have been a MASTER smuggler , i would never have charged that much regardless of what it does, it jsut depends on the type of player, i know i can get it done for 2k a weapon no problem. i thoguth i would as k my freinds to find a smuggler on another planet for me, and i got you so i got you so i asked. thank you very much , i will look for the best price around
Rakeeko_Iagob
Fri Jun 18, 2004 7:40 pm
#912
Just finally had a bad slicing experience (hehe, yay?). I was sitting in Coronet with My Master Smuggler title up. Someone sends me a tell for an armor slice. I meet up with him , tell him my 5k per pricing, and get a 44% enc slice. He is happy, pays, and goes on his way. This preface is somewhat important to my story.
A bit later I get a tell from someone else asking for some armor slices. I tell him my pricing and we trade. I proceed to get these 6 slices:
39% enc Left Bicep
28% eff Left Bracer
27% enc Boots
19% eff Right Bicep
41% enc Right Bracer
16% eff Gloves
He pays the 30k fee, and proceeds to complain about "30k for the crappiest slices he's ever seen". He then informs me that I'll get better slices if I experiment on my equipment. I told him that tool quality has no effect on slicing, and that the Devs have posted to that effect on the message boards. He calls me nuts, and says now he knows why my slices were s**t ( I wasn't aware that a 39% and 41% enc slice is now considered s**t). I tell him about my previous 44% enc slice (3 good enc slices in 7 tries is pretty good IMHO) and he calls me an idiot. My only response to that is "Dude, you are definitely going on the 'Chuckle for the Smuggler' thread" and /addignore.
Not too bad, took me this long to get a moron, and I've been a Master since the end of January.
baslisks
Sat Jun 19, 2004 8:35 am
#913
Thewall of slicing shame. You annoy a smuggler. Your face comes here. People constantly think my price of 7k is to much. I think not. If your alts a master smuggler go get him to slice it.
BrottoViaford
Sun Jun 20, 2004 1:57 am
#914
Well my slicing fee is 7k aswell. Yesterday i get a tell from a guy that want me to slice his comparmor. I say "Sure my fee is 7k a slice". Then instead of saying ok thats to high for me and i would say fair enough. He starts to go "WHAT!!!! *edit* you looser!!!. Then before putting him on my ignore list i ask "How much did you pay for the comp? "450k its the **edit**!!!". "Ok so 63k extra for improvements up to 45% is to expensive? He then goes quiet for some mins. "HAHAHAHA i found a guy that slice for 100cr/% you N00B!!!!.
"Welcome to my ignorelist i hope I´ll ever have to see you again" /addignore.
Ommer
Sun Jun 20, 2004 4:33 pm
#915
Things Smugglers like to see....
Gullible Customers
Ignorant Fools who are antisocial and loud
Wealthy Customers
Well-Informed Customers
Nearly Naked Customers
Nightsister Customers
Uhhh Nix that last one, just plain too kinky for me *wink*
Ommer
Sun Jun 20, 2004 4:36 pm
#916
Willing to buy:
1 Moron 1000 HAM 3 Moron Value
4 Complete Idiot 800 HAM 10 Moron Value
1 Moron Elder 10k HAM 30 Moron Value
2 Ancient Canyon Moron 30k HAM 70 Moron Value
1 Lord Moron 100k HAM 100k Moron Value
If anyone finds some of these, send them to Jaice Marakellin, on Corbantis server, I'll gladly pay 10k per Moron
*wink*
Ommer
Sun Jun 20, 2004 4:45 pm
#917
Funny story in Theed. I was slicing, had my good ol' macro running, when someone asked for a slice. I transmit my info, 150 creds per % point, no tops accepted good good good. and the convo went like this...
Me: Okay I got 30% Speed
Moron: Dude that sucks
Me: Considering max is 35% its quite good
Moron Oh Okay, okay I'll bank tip
Me: No tips accepted I already told you
Moron **edit** I'll tip if I want
Me: Sure, then I won'tgive you yourscytheif I want
Moron: You'd better, I'll call a CSR
Me: I already transmitted that I don't accept tips, so they will be on my side of the issue
Moron: Fine I'll give you 2k for the slice
Me: Uhhh No, its 3500
Moron: No you are gonna get 2k and thats it
Me: Then you aren't gonna get your weapon
Moron: You'd better give it to me
Me: No, and by the way, now its 5k, stop pissing me off and pay
Moron: Thats not fair
Me: Read my bio, if you anger me or piss me off, I jack up the price
Moron: **edit**
Me: 8k
(Since the situation was getting sour, I decided to pull out one of my combat droids, but accidently pulled out my Exploding Droid, cleverly named R2-C4)
Moron: ***** you you little ********* *******
Me: 20k
Moron: **edit** okay if you can defeat me in battle, you can keep my weapon, but if not i get it for free, and no armor.
(I examine him, master swordsman, master brawler, TKM)
Me: No armor??
At this point I was wondering what to do, when I noticed what droid I had pulled out, it had a det power of 48
Me: SURE!!!
Acceptduel
I promptly hit /detonate and feigned death
Moron: You little **edit**, Feigning Death what a **edit**
BOOM
Get up, incap
Free Scythe, since then I've mastered swordsman on a borrowed scythe... Best customer I ever had
baslisks
Sun Jun 20, 2004 8:22 pm
#918
people who think my price is to much. Don't call me names just leave me alone. Go find some other gulliable smuggler. I've played the slicing game for a long time and have my battle scars. Go find a fresh master smuggler.
Bunkermaster
Mon Jun 21, 2004 5:12 am
#920
this is a personal shield slicing experience:
Friend comes to me and asks:
Can you slice a personal shield generator?
me: Sure
Him yay cool
Secure trade
Mollecular clamp
Red wire
Blue wire
Success!! 39% encumbrance
Problem is encumbrance is 0/0/0 on a personal shield generator... Pissed me off then but the more time passes the funnier it sounds
loonies
Mon Jun 21, 2004 6:55 am
#921
Customer: hi can you slice my pistol?
Me: sure 100 credits per %.
Customer: ok (and hands me a standard dx2 pistol.) i want it sliced on speed please.
Me; i have no control over that, it is random, sometimes speed sometimes damage.
Customer: no its not, you are a Master Smuggler right?
Me: right
Customer: Then you can choose.
Me: no i cant.
Customer: Yes you can you noob hihi
Me (tired of it): ohh right i see now, how stupid of me. I never knew that. Ok wait a sec and i slice it
Customer: ok
A minute later..
Me: Ohh thats a nice damage slice, you wanted damage right?
Customer: You #*#**#**#**#***#
Me hands back unsliced pistol and adds him to ignore.
Me: sure 100 credits per %.
Customer: ok (and hands me a standard dx2 pistol.) i want it sliced on speed please.
Me; i have no control over that, it is random, sometimes speed sometimes damage.
Customer: no its not, you are a Master Smuggler right?
Me: right
Customer: Then you can choose.
Me: no i cant.
Customer: Yes you can you noob hihi
Me (tired of it): ohh right i see now, how stupid of me. I never knew that. Ok wait a sec and i slice it
Customer: ok
A minute later..
Me: Ohh thats a nice damage slice, you wanted damage right?
Customer: You #*#**#**#**#***#
Me hands back unsliced pistol and adds him to ignore.
VegitoX
Mon Jun 21, 2004 8:03 am
#923
LOL
Corellia,Coronet
guy: Looking for Master Smuggler to slice 10 Krayt pistols
Me: /tell Il do it for a good amount of money
guy: how much do you want
I love that question
Me: 100k
guy: OMG
Me: What? too low, 115K
guy: that's even higher
Me: Ok..ok I'll cut you a deal then...100k
guy: let me think about it...
Me: Hmm..my shuttles here, im sorry but I have to go.
guy: Wait..
I board a flight to Dath
15minutes later while practically dead from a Rancor Spawn gone wrong Trade Request
Me: "..."
guy: ok, i'll take that slice now
Me: /FeignDead
guy: Noooooo /cries on my shoulder
They guy gets incapped, &DB'd by a Rancor
Shortly after I try and get up, and suffer the same fate.
Cloning Center
guy: /taps you on the shoulder
Me: geez you're persistant!
guy: /trade request
Me: /think to self How did hefind meanyway? /shrug 100k is 100k