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Thread: Smugglers' Movie Quote Association Thread (Please Name Movie of Your Quote)

NickHeel
Wed Mar 09, 2005 1:31 am
#79

Demolition Man:


Friendly NickHeel: [looks at a Jedi] You see, according to SOE's plan I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into oppression of Jedi andoppression of contraband. I'm the kind of guy likes to sit in a greasycantina and wonder - "Gee, should Irun the illegal weapons or the jumbo stack ofresources with the side of Wookieeslaves?" I WANT high penalties. I wannaSmugglefood andpeople and BUCKETS of spice, okay? I don'twantyou smoking Corellianstims the size of Coronet in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streetspackin' with greenspiceall over my body readingHawtie Twi'Lekmagazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin Jedisitting around in hislightsaber pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener".




THE LEGENDARY CAPTAIN N'JOH SONIK OF ORD MANTELL
Independent Smuggler N Pilot of the Famous Sonik Rogue N Forever, The Most Legendary and Greatest Smuggler on Tarquinas
yimaz
Wed Mar 09, 2005 1:45 am
#80






NickHeel wrote:

Hawtie Twi'Lekmagazine.





Ummmm....so...*looks around to make sure no one is looking*how do I get a subscription to this mag?



Yimayz Samoot
Master Smuggler & Master Pilot
Captain of the Auto de fé

NickHeel
Wed Mar 09, 2005 1:49 am
#81






yimaz wrote:





NickHeel wrote:

Hawtie Twi'Lekmagazine.





Ummmm....so...*looks around to make sure no one is looking*how do I get a subscription to this mag?




Link in Entertainer forum stickies.





THE LEGENDARY CAPTAIN N'JOH SONIK OF ORD MANTELL
Independent Smuggler N Pilot of the Famous Sonik Rogue N Forever, The Most Legendary and Greatest Smuggler on Tarquinas
EnderUK
Wed Mar 09, 2005 1:13 pm
#82


Fear and Loathing in Mos Vegas


EnderUK (V/O) I remember saying something like:"I feel a bit lightheaded.Maybe you should drive..."


Ternque01 starts shaving.


ENDERUK (V/O)Suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge Mynoks, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car...


Close on ENDERUK -- shadows flutter across his face. The reflections of Mynoks swirl within his eyes. We push in close to one eye ball -- SCREECHING SWIRLING MYNOK-LIKE SHAPES!

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!


ENDERUK (V/O) ... and a voice was screaming: UberGreenMarine What are these devdamn animals?


CUT TO WIDE SHOT OF AV1-


ENDERUK, eyes rigid, flails at the air. No Mynoks anywhere.


TERNQUE01 casually looks over...


TERNQUE01 What are you yelling about?


AV-1 SCREECHES to the side of the road. The sudden wrench makes TERNQUE01 nick his face with his vibro-razor.


ENDERUK Never mind. It's your turn to drive.


ENDERUK (V/O) No point mentioning these Mynoks. I thought. The poor b4st4rd will see them soon enough.


ENDERUK hops out of the AV, keeping an eye out for Mynoks,frantically opens the trunk to reveal what looks like A MOBILE CORSEC SPICE LAB. ENDERUK desperately rifles through the impressive stash.


ENDERUK (V/O) We had two bags of gunjack, seventy-five pellets of pixie, five sheets of high powered zyploene druid Lubricant, a salt shaker half full of giggledust, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also a quart of brandy, a quart of mando wine, a case of geo rations, a pint of raw moun and two dozen Hb4 sedatives.


ENDERUK, eyes darting madly as he hears what sounds like the SHRIEKS OF MYNOKS returning, grabs an assortment along with another six-pack of beer - slams the trunk shut and dives back into the AV.


ENDERUK (V/O) Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious spice collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.


THE RED AV RACES INTO THE DISTANCE... on the ground, weakly flapping is a SEMI-SQUASHED, SLOWLY DYING ANIMAL... A MYNOK?

Message Edited by EnderUK on 03-09-2005 08:14 AM



I too use to have a fancy sig, then it got pwned - Kenney Ender
EnderUK
Thu May 26, 2005 4:48 pm
#83

buwhahahahaha



I too use to have a fancy sig, then it got pwned - Kenney Ender
IkarusSunblaster
Thu May 26, 2005 4:59 pm
#84

Casablanca:



Jedi to Dev: We have a complete dossier on you. Oh, don't worry, we aren't going to broadcast it.


Dev to Jedi: Oh, is my nose really brown?



Smuggler to Dev: I'm shocked, Shocked to find that there is NO smuggling going on here!


Dev to Smuggler: Your Nerfs, sir.


Smuggler to Dev: Oh, thank you very much!





Jaayke
MS/MBH
Most loveable rogue on Ahazi

Pilot-Captain of "Aylaa's Luck"
Come to "Skyy's the Limit Boutique for master clothes at newbie prices! Along with MA foods and items for "Better Living Through Chemistry." Waypoint 2716, -5292, near Mos Eisley on Tatooine
"Trust me."
maxtheusher
Thu May 26, 2005 5:10 pm
#85


Makes no sense, but I can still see it happening.


Empire Records...


Smugglers: "Where's the revamp, Devs?"
Devs: "Smugglers, therevamp is gone."
Smuggler: "We know it's GONE, where's it gone to?"
Devs: "Atlantic City."
Smugglers: "Atlantic City?"
Devs: "Yeah."
Smugglers: "What's it DOING in Atlantic City?"
Devs: "Recirculating!"




大胆框
赏金猎人

动 性交 你 SOE
LaFountain
Thu May 26, 2005 6:06 pm
#86

The Devs: Why do you cry?
Smuggler: You mean smugglers?
The Devs: Yes.
Smuggler: I dont' know. We just cry. You know, whenwe get nerfed.
The Devs:Nerf causes it?
Smuggler: No, it's when there's no revamp, but youit was promised anyways. You get it?
The Devs: No.



Terminator 2


I know not the best, but it was the best I could come up with.



Gaoree: Elder Master Smuggler

Smugglers Alliance Ace Pilot


Lillyth SIlver: Jedi - Crimson Phoenix Ace Pilot
Illyrea: Domestic Goods Trader
LaFountain
Thu May 26, 2005 6:11 pm
#87


Another T2 one



Smuggler: You're not here to kill me - I figured out that for myself. So what's the deal?
WesBelden: My mission is to protect you.
Smuggler: Yeah? Who sent you?
WesBelden: You did. 35 years from now you reprogrammed me to be your protector here - in this time.
Smuggler: This is deep...







Gaoree: Elder Master Smuggler

Smugglers Alliance Ace Pilot


Lillyth SIlver: Jedi - Crimson Phoenix Ace Pilot
Illyrea: Domestic Goods Trader
zakalex
Thu May 26, 2005 6:48 pm
#88

From South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut


Snacky S’mores presents, "The March of War." Let’s hear it for our boys in red! Thunderheart has called them to action, to fight the evil Smuggler scourge. A full-scale attack has been launched on the forums, after the Smuggler's last bombing, which took a horrible toll on the Jedi. For security measures, our great SOE is rounding up all citizens that have any Smuggler skill, and putting them into camps. All Smuggler citizens are to report to one of these Nerf Camps right away. Did I say, "Nerf Camps?" I meant, "Happy Camps," where you will eat the finest meals, have access to the fabulous doctors, and be able to exercise regularly. Meanwhile, the war criminals, Fish and Keck, are prepped for their banning. Their banning will take place during a fabulous USO show, with special guest celebrities, including Thunderheart, and Q-3PO. Of course, the only way to see the USO show is to become a dev! So join thedevs andhelp nerfsome Smuggler scum, as we continue…"The march of War." (Eat Snacky S’mores!)


-Zaka'lex



Account Cancelled and Expires: 11/26
Capt_Baobab
Thu May 26, 2005 8:34 pm
#89

ok.. here's a few for the more intelectual( and those of you from acros the great pond)

Snatch:

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the whiney jedi,and the men on the side of ya are your Nerf bats. There are two types of Nerf bats. There are big brave Nerf bats, and there are little mincey Nerf bats.

Jedi: These are your last words, so make them a Flame.

Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, Jedis have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell nerf and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old Nerf, and have brought your two small mincey Nerf bats along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no nerf here, just a special that'll make you wish you respeced to Master CH. Like a jedi, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little bats are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your lightsaber. (withdraws his Renegade) And the fact that I've got "Waiting for revamp since launch" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your batss into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Sod off.

Snatch again:

(bounty hunter to jedi)Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible $&^%... me.


and for the closing act...

Dev:Who took the fun outta your game?

(anyone who isn't a jedi): You took the bleeping fun outta my game, Dev, you did.



R.I.P. Chenlambec 6-23-04 to 8.9.05. Rogue Wookie,Smuggler, and Go To Wookie for Radical Limb Removal.
"I was born a smuggler, and I died a smuggler, and only the spicefiends mourned my passing."
The Inimitable Capt. Baobab
Tasomo
Thu May 26, 2005 9:00 pm
#90

Considering I've been playing this game for a year and only now got on the forums, here's my contributions. All this time I've been Pistoleer and Smuggler...no Jedi could ever know our nerfing pain.


From: Black Hawk Down


Smuggler 1: You're logging back in?
Wes: There's still smugglers out there. When I log off, people ask me.."Hey Wes...why do you do it man? What are, some kind of...Slice Monkey?" I won't say a god-d****ed thing. Why? They won't understand...won't understand why we do it. They won't understand it's about the smuggler next to you...and that's it. That's all it is.


From: We Were Soldiers


Some had family waiting, for others the only family would be thesmugglers they were nerfed beside. There were no banners, no flags...no dev love to welcome them home. They were nerfed because the Jedi ordered the Devs to. But in the end they fought neither for their game or their toons, they fought for each other...


Wes...to a grieving Smuggler: Dear ma'am...I have no words to express to you...my sadness at the loss of Feign Death. The game is a lesser place without him. But I know that he is with God and the Smuggler Revamp, and even Heaven is improved with its presence there. I know you too are sure of this, and yet, this knowledge can't dimish its loss...or your grief. With abiding respect and affection...Wes Belden


We who have seen nerfs, will never stop seeing it. In the silence of the night...we will always hear the screams. But this is our story....for we were Smugglers once...and young.
YseliaAmmo
Thu May 26, 2005 9:22 pm
#91

Willy Wonka and the Choclate Factory


SOE President: Well they can't be real people.
GreenMarine: Well of course they're real people.
Developer: Stuff and nonsense.
GreenMarine: No, Smugglers.
SOE President/Developer: Smugglers?
GreenMarine: From, Nar Shadaa.
SOE President: Nar Shadaa? There's no such place.
GreenMarine: Excuse me, dear President
SOE President: Mr. Marine, I am the creator of this game.....
GreenMarine: Oh, well then you know all about it and what a terriblePlanet it is. Nothing but desolate wastes and fierce beasts. And the poor littleSmugglers were so small and helpless, they would get gobbled up right and left. ABounty Hunterwould eat ten of them for breakfast and think nothing of it. And so, I said, "Come and live with me in peace and safety, away from all the Bounty HuntersandChefs andTera Kasiand rotten Jedi Knights."
Developer: Bounty Hunters? Jedi Knights? Would never touch foot on such a horrible place.
GreenMarine: I'm sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing. And so, in the greatest of secrecy I transported the entire population ofSmugglers totheplayable planets.
Proffesion Nerfer: Hey, Devy, I want a Smuggler. I want you to get me aSmuggler right away.
Developer: All right, Proffesion Nerfer, all right. I'll get you one before the day is out.
Proffesion Nerfer: I want aSmuggler now!





Yselia Ammo


"I bite the dead you"


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