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Thread: Smugglers' Movie Quote Association Thread (Please Name Movie of Your Quote)
NickHeel wrote:
Hawtie Twi'Lekmagazine.
Link in Entertainer forum stickies.
yimaz wrote:
NickHeel wrote:
Hawtie Twi'Lekmagazine.
Ummmm....so...*looks around to make sure no one is looking*how do I get a subscription to this mag?
TERNQUE01 casually looks over...
Message Edited by EnderUK on 03-09-2005 08:14 AM
Casablanca:
Jedi to Dev: We have a complete dossier on you. Oh, don't worry, we aren't going to broadcast it.
Dev to Jedi: Oh, is my nose really brown?
Smuggler to Dev: I'm shocked, Shocked to find that there is NO smuggling going on here!
Dev to Smuggler: Your Nerfs, sir.
Smuggler to Dev: Oh, thank you very much!
Makes no sense, but I can still see it happening.
Empire Records...
Smugglers: "Where's the revamp, Devs?"
Devs: "Smugglers, therevamp is gone."
Smuggler: "We know it's GONE, where's it gone to?"
Devs: "Atlantic City."
Smugglers: "Atlantic City?"
Devs: "Yeah."
Smugglers: "What's it DOING in Atlantic City?"
Devs: "Recirculating!"
Smuggler: You mean smugglers?
The Devs: Yes.
Smuggler: I dont' know. We just cry. You know, whenwe get nerfed.
The Devs:Nerf causes it?
Smuggler: No, it's when there's no revamp, but youit was promised anyways. You get it?
The Devs: No.
Another T2 one
Smuggler: You're not here to kill me - I figured out that for myself. So what's the deal?
WesBelden: My mission is to protect you.
Smuggler: Yeah? Who sent you?
WesBelden: You did. 35 years from now you reprogrammed me to be your protector here - in this time.
Smuggler: This is deep...
Snatch:
Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the whiney jedi,and the men on the side of ya are your Nerf bats. There are two types of Nerf bats. There are big brave Nerf bats, and there are little mincey Nerf bats.
Jedi: These are your last words, so make them a Flame.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, Jedis have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell nerf and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old Nerf, and have brought your two small mincey Nerf bats along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no nerf here, just a special that'll make you wish you respeced to Master CH. Like a jedi, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little bats are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your lightsaber. (withdraws his Renegade) And the fact that I've got "Waiting for revamp since launch" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your batss into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Sod off.
Snatch again:
(bounty hunter to jedi)Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible $&^%... me.
and for the closing act...
Dev:Who took the fun outta your game?
(anyone who isn't a jedi): You took the bleeping fun outta my game, Dev, you did.
Considering I've been playing this game for a year and only now got on the forums, here's my contributions. All this time I've been Pistoleer and Smuggler...no Jedi could ever know our nerfing pain.
From: Black Hawk Down
Smuggler 1: You're logging back in?
Wes: There's still smugglers out there. When I log off, people ask me.."Hey Wes...why do you do it man? What are, some kind of...Slice Monkey?" I won't say a god-d****ed thing. Why? They won't understand...won't understand why we do it. They won't understand it's about the smuggler next to you...and that's it. That's all it is.
From: We Were Soldiers
Some had family waiting, for others the only family would be thesmugglers they were nerfed beside. There were no banners, no flags...no dev love to welcome them home. They were nerfed because the Jedi ordered the Devs to. But in the end they fought neither for their game or their toons, they fought for each other...
Wes...to a grieving Smuggler: Dear ma'am...I have no words to express to you...my sadness at the loss of Feign Death. The game is a lesser place without him. But I know that he is with God and the Smuggler Revamp, and even Heaven is improved with its presence there. I know you too are sure of this, and yet, this knowledge can't dimish its loss...or your grief. With abiding respect and affection...Wes Belden
Willy Wonka and the Choclate Factory
SOE President: Well they can't be real people.
GreenMarine: Well of course they're real people.
Developer: Stuff and nonsense.
GreenMarine: No, Smugglers.
SOE President/Developer: Smugglers?
GreenMarine: From, Nar Shadaa.
SOE President: Nar Shadaa? There's no such place.
GreenMarine: Excuse me, dear President
SOE President: Mr. Marine, I am the creator of this game.....
GreenMarine: Oh, well then you know all about it and what a terriblePlanet it is. Nothing but desolate wastes and fierce beasts. And the poor littleSmugglers were so small and helpless, they would get gobbled up right and left. ABounty Hunterwould eat ten of them for breakfast and think nothing of it. And so, I said, "Come and live with me in peace and safety, away from all the Bounty HuntersandChefs andTera Kasiand rotten Jedi Knights."
Developer: Bounty Hunters? Jedi Knights? Would never touch foot on such a horrible place.
GreenMarine: I'm sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing. And so, in the greatest of secrecy I transported the entire population ofSmugglers totheplayable planets.
Proffesion Nerfer: Hey, Devy, I want a Smuggler. I want you to get me aSmuggler right away.
Developer: All right, Proffesion Nerfer, all right. I'll get you one before the day is out.
Proffesion Nerfer: I want aSmuggler now!