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Thread: Smugglers' Movie Quote Association Thread (Please Name Movie of Your Quote)
Nononsense
Tue Feb 22, 2005 8:09 pm
#66
Okay, one more. The Last Samuari:
WESBELDEN: And you cannot feign death. But sometimes you wish for it. Is this not so?
TAPO MOOSI: Yes.
WESBELDEN: I, also. It happens to men who have seen what we have seen. And then I come to this place of the Devs. And I remember...like these forum posters, we are all being nerfed. To roleplay in non-existent missions. Every crate of spice. Every slice we make. The way of the smuggler.
TAPO MOOSI: Roleplay in non-existent missions.
WESBELDEN: That is B U L L S H I T.
CorellianCowboy
Tue Feb 22, 2005 9:25 pm
#67
From "Jerry Maguire" Again, going from memory so probably not getting the original quotes right, but you get the idea.
Smuggler: Look Tyrant, I like you. My Jedi likes you. You're good to my Jedi. But you know what I need from you?
SOETyrant: I'm kinda busy Smuggler can you just hold on for one second.
Smuggler: Now Tyrant, if you want me to go ahead and call Blizzard, you can go ahead and put me on hold.
SOETyrant: No Smuggler, don't call Blizzard! What do you want me to do for you Smuggler?
Smuggler: Alright now listen up Tyrant, because this is very important. Around here we have a saying. Heck, it's practically a professional moto... Show me the revamp.
SOETyrant: Huh, Wha-
Smuggler: Show me the revamp! Say it with me Tyrant, show me the revamp!
SOETyrant: Show you the revamp.
Smuggler: No, not show you, show me.
SOETyrant: Show me the revamp.
Smuggler: Nah-ah Tyrant, you gotta say this like you mean it, now come on, say "Show me the revamp!"
SOETyrant: Show me the revamp!
Smuggler: That's better, but I know you can do better than that!
SOETyrant: SHOW ME THE REVAMP!
Smuggler: Again!
SOETyrant: SHOW ME THE REVAMP!
Smuggler: Again!
SOETyrant: SHOW ME THE REVAMP!
Smuggler: I love shady people!
SOETyrant: I LOVE SHADY PEOPLE!
Smuggler: I love the Smuggler!
SOETyrant: I LOVE THE SMUGGLER!
Smuggler: Show me the revamp!
SOETyrant: SHOW ME THE REVAAAMP!
Smuggler: Congratulations Tyrant, you're still my studio director.
Smuggler: Look Tyrant, I like you. My Jedi likes you. You're good to my Jedi. But you know what I need from you?
SOETyrant: I'm kinda busy Smuggler can you just hold on for one second.
Smuggler: Now Tyrant, if you want me to go ahead and call Blizzard, you can go ahead and put me on hold.
SOETyrant: No Smuggler, don't call Blizzard! What do you want me to do for you Smuggler?
Smuggler: Alright now listen up Tyrant, because this is very important. Around here we have a saying. Heck, it's practically a professional moto... Show me the revamp.
SOETyrant: Huh, Wha-
Smuggler: Show me the revamp! Say it with me Tyrant, show me the revamp!
SOETyrant: Show you the revamp.
Smuggler: No, not show you, show me.
SOETyrant: Show me the revamp.
Smuggler: Nah-ah Tyrant, you gotta say this like you mean it, now come on, say "Show me the revamp!"
SOETyrant: Show me the revamp!
Smuggler: That's better, but I know you can do better than that!
SOETyrant: SHOW ME THE REVAMP!
Smuggler: Again!
SOETyrant: SHOW ME THE REVAMP!
Smuggler: Again!
SOETyrant: SHOW ME THE REVAMP!
Smuggler: I love shady people!
SOETyrant: I LOVE SHADY PEOPLE!
Smuggler: I love the Smuggler!
SOETyrant: I LOVE THE SMUGGLER!
Smuggler: Show me the revamp!
SOETyrant: SHOW ME THE REVAAAMP!
Smuggler: Congratulations Tyrant, you're still my studio director.
Message Edited by CorellianCowboy on 02-22-2005 08:28 PM
Thochkored
Wed Feb 23, 2005 1:26 am
#68
LOTR Two Towers:
Gollum: Smuggler... Why do you cry, Smuggler?
Smuggler:leet Jedihurts us. Dev tricks us.
Gollum: Of course he did. I told you he was tricksy. I told you he was false.
Smuggler:Dev is our friend... our friend.
Gollum:Dev betrayed us.
Smuggler: No, not it's business. Leave us alone.
Gollum: Filthy little jedi. They stole it from us.
Smuggler: No... No.
Wes: What did they steal?
Gollum: Myyy PRECIOUSSS.
Smuggler:leet Jedihurts us. Dev tricks us.
Gollum: Of course he did. I told you he was tricksy. I told you he was false.
Smuggler:Dev is our friend... our friend.
Gollum:Dev betrayed us.
Smuggler: No, not it's business. Leave us alone.
Gollum: Filthy little jedi. They stole it from us.
Smuggler: No... No.
Wes: What did they steal?
Gollum: Myyy PRECIOUSSS.
Message Edited by Thochkored on 02-22-2005 02:27 PM
Thochkored
Wed Feb 23, 2005 1:34 am
#69
Tango and Cash:
NickHeel: I don't know about you, but I have an aversion to getting N.U.B.A.R...
Yim: What's N.U.B.A.R.?
NickHeel: Nerfed-Up Beyond All Recognition.
Yim: What's N.U.B.A.R.?
NickHeel: Nerfed-Up Beyond All Recognition.
OrianaM
Wed Feb 23, 2005 10:52 am
#70
Army of Darkness:
Dev: Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? this is my NERF bat! The profession killin' Meganerfer. SOE's top of the line...
Galaxy (Galaxies)Quest:
Wes: Never give up! Never Sur___
JustG: Oh, shut up!
Leatherneck_of_Alderaan
Wed Feb 23, 2005 5:15 pm
#72
From Independance Day:
Gen. Gray: Are you all right?
President Thomas Whitmore: I saw...their thoughts. I saw what they're planning to do. They're like locusts. They're moving from planet to planet... their whole civilization. After they've sliced every locked container they move on... and we're next. Nerf 'em. Let's nerf the bastards.
President Thomas Whitmore: I saw...their thoughts. I saw what they're planning to do. They're like locusts. They're moving from planet to planet... their whole civilization. After they've sliced every locked container they move on... and we're next. Nerf 'em. Let's nerf the bastards.
Julius Levinson: All you need is spice, Smugglers, smart profession,nerfed in the back very sad.
Captain Steven Hiller: Y'know, this was supposed to be my weekend off, but noooo. You got me out here nerfin' your heavy ass through the burnin'forums with yoursmugglers flamin' out the back of my threads. You gotta come down here with an attitude, actin' all big and bad... and what the hell is that whine? I could've been at a barbecue! But I ain't mad.
Julius Levinson: Hey don't you tell him to shut up! You'd all be unemployed now if it weren't for my Smugglers! None of you did anything to prevent this!
General Grey: There was nothing we could've done. We were totally unprepared for this.
Julius Levinson: Ah! Don't give me unprepared! It was, what? In 2003, you, uh, had that beta test. Yeah, that thing that youdid in the spring.
David Levinson: Dad, no. Not the Beta test.
Julius Levinson: Beta test!Beta test! Yeah. You had the beta test, and you had the feedback. They were allwritten up in a forum. When was that? David? In 2003, right? Spring 2003! You knew then, and you did nothing!
President Thomas Whitmore: Sir, regardless of what you may have read in the tabloids, there have never been anysmugglers nerfed by our government. Take my word for it, there's no nerfing. There's no beta test feedback.
Albert Nimzicki: Uh... Excuse me, Mr. President? That's not entirely accurate.
David Levinson: What? Which part?
Thochkored
Thu Feb 24, 2005 1:01 am
#73
Not a Movie quote but a song. Sung to the "All In The Family" TV theme song.
Boy, the way the profession roleplayed
Slicing made a good payday
Smugglers like us, we had it made
Those were the days
Slicing made a good payday
Smugglers like us, we had it made
Those were the days
Damage didn't change Panic's state
Everybody pulled from crates
Even though Feigndeath didn't work great
Those were the days
Everybody pulled from crates
Even though Feigndeath didn't work great
Those were the days
And you knew where you were then
Overts were Overts, and Jedi were Dead
Mister, we would like to hear from Greenmarine again
Overts were Overts, and Jedi were Dead
Mister, we would like to hear from Greenmarine again
Smugglers seemed to be content
Spices use to pay the rent
Our proffesion wasn't so bent
Those were the days
Spices use to pay the rent
Our proffesion wasn't so bent
Those were the days
Take a little Forum spin
See that we've been nerfed again
Wondering when the Revamp will begin
See that we've been nerfed again
Wondering when the Revamp will begin
Now the Devs promises are gone
Thunderheart really sold us a song
I just don't know what we did wrong
Those - were - the - days
Thunderheart really sold us a song
I just don't know what we did wrong
Those - were - the - days
NickHeel
Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:05 pm
#74
Home Alone:
[Tyrant pops into the Smuggler forum to lay down the Revamp doc]
Smuggler'Johnny': Who is it?
SOETyrant: It's SOE, sir. I have your revamp.
Smuggler'Johnny': Leave it at thestickies and get the Hell 'outta here.
SOETyrant: Okay, but what about the money?
Smuggler'Johnny': What money?
SOETyrant: Well, you'll have to pay for your revamp, sir.
Smuggler'Johnny': How much do I owe you?
SOETyrant: That'll be $14.95, sir.
[Johnny drops the money into his checking account]
Smuggler'Johnny': Keep the change.....ya filthy animal.
SOETyrant: Loser.
Smuggler'Johnny': Hey, I'm going to give you to the count of ten, to get your ugly face out of my forum, before I pump yourthreads full of flames!
SOETyrant: It's SOE, sir. I have your revamp.
Smuggler'Johnny': Leave it at thestickies and get the Hell 'outta here.
SOETyrant: Okay, but what about the money?
Smuggler'Johnny': What money?
SOETyrant: Well, you'll have to pay for your revamp, sir.
Smuggler'Johnny': How much do I owe you?
SOETyrant: That'll be $14.95, sir.
[Johnny drops the money into his checking account]
Smuggler'Johnny': Keep the change.....ya filthy animal.
SOETyrant: Loser.
Smuggler'Johnny': Hey, I'm going to give you to the count of ten, to get your ugly face out of my forum, before I pump yourthreads full of flames!
[Tyrant eases away from the keyboard...slowly]
Smuggler'Johnny': 1...2.......10!
[Johnny immediatelystarts firing hisuberwitty posts throughthe DevTracker]
Smuggler'Johnny': AHHHH HAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
[Tyrant falls over his chair and stumbles, running, away from the computer]
TomoRainer
Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:07 pm
#75
NickHeel wrote:Demolition Man:Friendly NickHeel: [looks at a Jedi] You see, according to SOE's plan I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into oppression of Jedi andoppression of contraband. I'm the kind of guy likes to sit in a greasycantina and wonder - "Gee, should Irun the illegal weapons or the jumbo stack ofresources with the side of Wookieeslaves?" I WANT high penalties. I wannaSmugglefood andpeople and BUCKETS of spice, okay? I don'twantyou smoking Corellianstims the size of Coronet in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streetspackin' with greenspiceall over my body readingHawtie Twi'Lekmagazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin Jedisitting around in hislightsaber pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener".
lol.. one of my all-time favorites. And how long until the bit about the Schwartzenegger Archive comes true?
There's something about the name Edgar F. Friendly in Demolition Man, Frog in The Lost Boys. Clearly this warrants further research.
cpz
Tue Mar 08, 2005 3:10 pm
#76
One more, for the hell of it
Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure:
Rufus: Hi, and welcome to the future. San Dimas, California 2688. And I'm telling you everything is great. The air is clean. The water is clean. Even the dirt... is clean. Bowling averages are way up. Mini Golf scores are way down. And we have more waterslides than any other planet we communicate with. And rumour has it SWG is aboute to announce plans for a Smuggler revamp
JediArashi
Tue Mar 08, 2005 6:19 pm
#77
cpz wrote:
One more, for the hell of it
Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure:
Rufus: Hi, and welcome to the future. San Dimas, California 2688. And I'm telling you everything is great. The air is clean. The water is clean. Even the dirt... is clean. Bowling averages are way up. Mini Golf scores are way down. And we have more waterslides than any other planet we communicate with. And rumour has it SWG is aboute to announce plans for a Smuggler revamp
Ouch! That hurts my head....