Smuggler Archive

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Oopsi wrote:

erm... bad idea. It is already very hard for a BH to kill a fulltemplate padawan and some jedi recive mor help from their guilds then they should and are griefing BHs while they are fighting a Jedi (group invitations, ride invitation, challanges,hate tells...). I don't want to see a poor bh being ganked by a jedi knight and 3 smugglers... and i know from my own experiance (hehe i am a smuggler since i've started the game)that a smuggler is very dangerous in PvP (no matter whether in 1v1 or in a group).

Nope i think Smugglers supporting the jedi would be pretty lame. it is a Jedi/BH thingy and should not be our matter. anyways, why sould i help a jedi. I am a smuggler i want to smuggle and make some profit. Jeidi are not my buissnes

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BH0: "U r so pwned now n00b jeadi! lolz!"
BH1: "U r so pwned now n00b jeadi! lolz!"
BH2: "U r so pwned now n00b jeadi! lolz!"

Jedi: "OMGZ! Plz sommmme1 help! L60 Jedi LFG! PST RFN!"
Smuggler: "Got a hundred grand?"
Jedi: "?"
Smuggler: "Do you have a hundred thousand credits?"
Jedi: "OMGZ! Tehy r pwning me!"
Smuggler: "So you have -money-? So you not understand basic?"
Jedi: "Imz leet jedI. Yes! Now help plz! now"
Smuggler: "Payment up front."
Jedi: "..."
BH0: "..."
Smuggler: "You can't pay if you're dead. Tip me a hundred grand and I'll help you get away."
BH1: "He's only worth 35k man and you're trying to get 100k out of him?"
Jedi: "Me pay! Not now! Fight n0w!"
Smuggler: "35k huh? I see why it takes three of you. Anyways master jedi, I'm waiting."
*jedi tips 100k to smuggler*
*smuggler whips out his launcher pistol and hits all 3 bh's with concussion shot*
*jedi runs away only to get 1 shotted by another BH later that day*

See? Profit to be made.

Here's how it should be.

Smugglers should be given a modified god client, and sell our magical services to anyone willing to pay our exorbitant prices. that's all.

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BaronJuJu wrote:

New version:

Jedi: "OMGZ! Plz sommmme1 help! L60 Jedi LFG! PST RFN!"
Smuggler: "Do you have a hundred thousand credits?"
Jedi: "OMGZ! Tehy r pwning me!"
Smuggler: "So you have -money-? So you not understand basic?"
Jedi: "Imz leet jedI. Yes! Now help plz! now"
Smuggler: "Payment up front. You can't pay if you're dead. Tip me a hundred grand ."
BH1: "He's only worth 35k man and you're trying to get 100k out of him?"
Smuggler: "35k huh? I see why it takes three of you. Anyways master jedi, I'm waiting." Thats just a laughable line

Smuggler: Yeah your right guys....*looks at Jedi*...make it 500k
*jedi tips 100k 500k to smuggler*
*smuggler performs FD and watches how quick 3 BH's take out a 35K mark*
*jedi dies and you stand up 500k richer and BH's are richer as well*

Your right, profit to be made

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WOOOHA!!!!!!!!

now THAT'S some dirty fightin!

Walking around with Jedi...holding their hands while they grind. Who wouldn't have fun with that!?

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Akiram_Glockem wrote:
Jessica Alba > Lucy Liu

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AMEN.

Although, I have a huuuge crush on Lucy Liu. I do, however, have a larger crush on Ms. Alba, and to top them all off, I have a deep deep affinity for Natalie Imbruglia, Rosario Dawson, and Thandie Newton.

Thandie, if you are reading this, marry me. Please.

I know I'll get tarred and feathered for this, but I can't stand Angelina Jolie. Her lips look like two bloated leeches doing battle. Tomb Raider: one of the worst movies EVER. But that's beside the point... because Charlie's Angels 2 was worse than Tomb Raider and I think I've made my position on Lucy pretty clear at this point.

Drool


/awaits ban stick...

you people are crazy!

Drew Barrymore is a-freakin-dorable

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GanymedePharuu wrote:
you people are crazy!

Drew Barrymore is a-freakin-dorable

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...yeah when she is nekkid...but she aint nekkid a whole lot, so that narrows it down a bit