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Thread: Make Smugglers a Jedi's best friend. /sign if you agree

Arsani
Fri Jun 03, 2005 8:58 am
#92


Three words:


Johnny Depp


&


/drooooooooool




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ChAOs949
Fri Jun 03, 2005 9:31 am
#93

/sign




-Arym, master smugglah



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GanymedePharuu
Fri Jun 03, 2005 9:40 am
#94



ChAOs949 wrote:
/sign
-Arym, master smugglah





see? this guy supports my views on Drew Barrymore



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Alpha_Bits
Fri Jun 03, 2005 9:54 am
#95





Arsani wrote:





Alpha_Bits wrote:

/whistle


Yo, Yimaz... two maroj martinis over here.


Daynas, Arsani. I'sharee orat fej pur.







I'shuree ORAT? Na i'shuree markar oraten ido et yot ku?

Pur...tuha-meni. Tiin, tze tleva. *grins*




Okay...


I'sharee Zabraki meni'aj. Sharee ta Iridoni? Tze. Keyn meni shar het i'sharee tiin pur'oraten meni'oen.


That was more work than I've done all week.


/eat pie


/find receipt for watto's translator





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zakalex
Fri Jun 03, 2005 10:54 am
#96






GanymedePharuu wrote:





ChAOs949 wrote:

/sign




-Arym, master smugglah







see? this guy supports my views on Drew Barrymore




No way! He was signing for Lucy Liu. Don't make me have to summon the Lucy-Liu-Bots, oh, wait, yeah make me summon them.



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maxtheusher
Fri Jun 03, 2005 11:00 am
#97



zakalex wrote:


GanymedePharuu wrote:


ChAOs949 wrote:
/sign
-Arym, master smugglah





see? this guy supports my views on Drew Barrymore


No way! He was signing for Lucy Liu. Don't make me have to summon the Lucy-Liu-Bots, oh, wait, yeah make me summon them.




No, OBVIOUSLY he was saying that he likes Marlee Matlin... and if you DON'T get that then congratulations, you're not going to hell



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Saarek
Fri Jun 03, 2005 11:03 am
#98

I'm sorry, you are BOTH wrong - it was totally in favor of Thandie Newton.



ps - marry me Thandie!







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Saarek
Fri Jun 03, 2005 11:07 am
#99






EnderUK wrote:
I'd sell theSMURF out






Corrected.





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maxtheusher
Fri Jun 03, 2005 11:48 am
#100

Haha, on a completely random note, I just learned that Suzi Quatro grew up in the same place I grew up Talk about random...

Message Edited by maxtheusher on 06-03-2005 02:49 PM



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ApollyonTB
Fri Jun 03, 2005 12:23 pm
#101






maxtheusher wrote:





GanymedePharuu wrote:






maxtheusher wrote:
You know who I'm a big fan of? Lucy Liu.





eh... drew barrymore's my dream girl. /drool....







whatchoo thinkin. Drew barrymor only looks good at the right angle, in the right light, during the right phase of the moon. Then she's teh hawtness. but ordinarily... nah.

Lucy Liu is always hawt.

Even when she's that dyin girl in the X-files.





ROFLMAO!!!! so true about Drew....what was that movie...bad girls or something? when you see a bit of nipplage? that was ...her ...best angle..


Lucy Liu is teh hawtness all the time, any angle, with or without clothes...but then again...I wub asian chixxors





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Nicolas_Frost
Fri Jun 03, 2005 12:51 pm
#102



Datink_Nieleft wrote:


Arsani wrote:


Alpha_Bits wrote:

/whistle

Yo, Yimaz... two maroj martinis over here.

Daynas, Arsani. I'sharee orat fej pur.





I'shuree ORAT? Na i'shuree markar oraten ido et yot ku?

Pur...tuha-meni. Tiin, tze tleva. *grins*

And the morale of this story kiddies.....don't buy a cheap translator from Watto's....





Either that, or learn Iridonian.



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Alpha_Bits
Fri Jun 03, 2005 2:06 pm
#103

I don't think Smurfette smurfed nearly as much as people smurf she smurfed. I suspect she was a smurfing smurf-tease.


Then again, I HAVE been wrong before...





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Fernslinger
Fri Jun 03, 2005 2:46 pm
#104






Tactical_Dave wrote:

ARRR, Matey! Methinks ye've had not enough pie and more than enough beer! T'was said in the post that ye could consent one of yer smuggler friends to help in the battle.A jedi is 1.5 elite profs, and we all know that a master smuggler is just as elite as any o' them scurvy carbineeros or long-gunners. That would make a grand 2.5 elite profs together wouldn't it?


If 5 BH's attack, that would only make it 2-to-1 odds.


In other words, more's the fair, more's the fun. I'll grab my glowstick. You grab yer gun!


/throws melon







Awesome! I like the idea!



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