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Akiram_Glockem

Thu Jun 02, 2005 6:06 pm

#66

Jessica Alba > Lucy Liu

Akiram "The Glock" Glockem

Master SmugglerXCommandoXPistoleerXAlliance Pilot

Grand de facto leader of DLW and bringer of DOOOOOM

"Old Jedi never die, they just end up on eBay"

I am Jack's ignored profession.

Navarchos

Thu Jun 02, 2005 6:09 pm

#67

When did Han save Luke exactly, as a smuggler ? During most of the fighting in Episode 4 on the Death Star they were seperated . Han did help Luke out on the Trench Run but that was as a Pilot.

Episode 5 he rescued him, but only from freezing to death. Also, that wouldn't have mattered if they hadn't been located by a Snowspeeder pilot.Again, during the bulk of that movie they were seperated, Luke in a speeder, then on Dagobah, Han in the command centre, then on Cloud City and then finally Luke on Cloud City and Han on Slave One

It's also worth pointing out that Luke wasn't even a Jedi at that point.

When he did become a Jedi in Episode 6, he rescued Han fromJabba and again, spent most of the movie seperated with Luke on Dagobah again, then after a brief visit to Endor, on the Deathstar 2 whilst Han spent most of his time fighting on Endor.

To be honest, R2 probably saved Luke more times than Han, what with doing running repairs on the X-Wing, hiding his sabre for him, stopping the Trash Compactor etc.

They say that Jedi represent the best the Galaxy has to offer, they are smart, noble, wise, honourable and selfless, an example to us all. Jedi, they say, are like Eagles.
They also say that Bounty Hunters are dishonourable, cowardly killers with no respect for life or honour, who strike from ambush and exist only to kill. We are, they say, like Weasels.
Bounty Hunters are Weasels, Jedi are Eagles ? I can live with that, Eagles may soar but Weasels don't get sucked into Skyhopper jet intakes.

Alpha_Bits

Thu Jun 02, 2005 6:14 pm

#68

Lucy pwns drew

Jessica pwns drew

and now... to finish the first round hawtness championship...

Lucy pwns Jessica

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Gith - Professional Scoundrel

"If I kill one of you, will the other two shut up?"

"It don't matter. None of this matters."
- Carl

Akiram_Glockem

Thu Jun 02, 2005 6:15 pm

#69

Alpha_Bits wrote:

Lucy pwns drew

Jessica pwns drew

and now... to finish the first round hawtness championship...

Jessica pwns Lucy

Fixed

Akiram "The Glock" Glockem

Master SmugglerXCommandoXPistoleerXAlliance Pilot

Grand de facto leader of DLW and bringer of DOOOOOM

"Old Jedi never die, they just end up on eBay"

I am Jack's ignored profession.

maxtheusher

Thu Jun 02, 2005 6:17 pm

#70

Akiram_Glockem wrote:
Alpha_Bits wrote:

Lucy pwns drew

Jessica pwns drew

and now... to finish the first round hawtness championship...

Lucy pwns Jessica

Fixed

fixed that again, seems it wasn't broke in the first place

大胆框

赏金猎人

动性交你 SOE

lokidevil

Thu Jun 02, 2005 6:33 pm

#71

For Gods sake won't someone please think of the melons!!!!

Nasedo
Master Smuggler
Valcyn
"We're Sony! F*%k Pants!!!"

Alpha_Bits

Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:16 pm

#72

Lucy melons pwn Jessica melons.

There. Happy?

/eat pie

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Gith - Professional Scoundrel

"If I kill one of you, will the other two shut up?"

"It don't matter. None of this matters."
- Carl

Arsani

Thu Jun 02, 2005 10:24 pm

#73

Alpha_Bits wrote:
/whistle

Yo, Yimaz... two maroj martinis over here.

Daynas, Arsani. I'sharee orat fej pur.

I'shuree ORAT? Na i'shuree markar oraten ido et yot ku?

Pur...tuha-meni. Tiin, tze tleva. *grins*

N

Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Zombies, For Your Brains Are Tasty and That Red Ain't Ketchup!

Arsani "Living Dead Girl" Co'lace ~ Starsider

maxtheusher

Thu Jun 02, 2005 10:48 pm

#74

Arsani wrote:

Alpha_Bits wrote:
/whistle

Yo, Yimaz... two maroj martinis over here.

Daynas, Arsani. I'sharee orat fej pur.

I'shuree ORAT? Na i'shuree markar oraten ido et yot ku?

Pur...tuha-meni. Tiin, tze tleva. *grins*

you people are filthy with all your horny talk. quit flirting and get a room

大胆框

赏金猎人

动性交你 SOE

Arsani

Thu Jun 02, 2005 11:00 pm

#75

/target Keck
/launch pie

N

Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Zombies, For Your Brains Are Tasty and That Red Ain't Ketchup!

Arsani "Living Dead Girl" Co'lace ~ Starsider

Datink_Nieleft

Thu Jun 02, 2005 11:17 pm

#76

Arsani wrote:

Alpha_Bits wrote:

/whistle

Yo, Yimaz... two maroj martinis over here.

Daynas, Arsani. I'sharee orat fej pur.

I'shuree ORAT? Na i'shuree markar oraten ido et yot ku?

Pur...tuha-meni. Tiin, tze tleva. *grins*

And the morale of this story kiddies.....don't buy a cheap translator from Watto's....

GostNDajtink
Original Smuggler
My bowels are loose and I'm a little gamey Want some toast?

BaronJuJu

Fri Jun 03, 2005 12:09 am

#77

Please do not drag the Smuggler in to your BH vs. Jedi hate war. We want to have content, not be the "monkey boy" for the Jedi community. All you post on is making the life of a BH even harder and grief:

"Bounty squads are unbalancing the game against the nerfed Jedi at the moment because Jedi can't get help from anyone else during a bounty fight."

"This would make bounty squads more tolerable, and maybe even more fun to deal with, if the BH's didn't know what to expect. "

"It would make a single BH work harder to catch a Jedi alone. "

"It would make a group of BH's work harder when a Jedi is in a group."

"It would relieve some of the Jedi's frustration with gank squads."

Then you had the audacity to throw in the silly line:

"It would boost the Smuggler profession."

Pulllleezzz, like you care what this would do for the Smuggler community. Oh, and to top it all off, throw in a veil threat at the end to try and soften us up:

*edit* - Also, the Jedi would stop crying for a Last-Ditch nerf if it could be used to their advantage in a fight.

I see.... cry for a nerf unless you can use it to your advantage......yeah pillar of friendship you all are...

Please go back to the Jedi boards and cry nerfs on each other and stay out of these boards with this nonsense.

Daxuk
Copper Dune, Guild Leader

"Never argue with an idiot, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience"

Alpha_Bits

Fri Jun 03, 2005 12:17 am

#78

and take this melon with you.

/trade melon

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Gith - Professional Scoundrel

"If I kill one of you, will the other two shut up?"

"It don't matter. None of this matters."
- Carl

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