Smuggler Archive
Thread: A chuckle for the smuggler
So there I was practicing my trade (sliceing) in a dark corner of the cornet bank when I got my first ever chuckle thread worthy customer.
Me: /yell spamming Master Smuggler sliceing, fast and friendly service send tell if interested.
dude: you sliceing?
Me: yes 3k per slice + tip if good
dude: can you slice armor?
Me: yes
dude: how good do you slice?
Me: Its random sometimes high, sometimes low i cant control it.
dude: ok (gives me 4 pieces of wookie armor)
Me: (slice it and report results as i slice)
Me: all done 27k please (open trade put in armor wait for payment,............
Me: twiddleing thumbs waiting,........
Me: waiting,.........
Dude: I need a bank follow me to blah blah (some player city i never heard of)
Me: Any bank terminal will do theres one right over there (thats why i choose the bank as my slice location)
Dude: no I have to log there follow me to blah blah
Me: just bank tip me please hurry (getting tells from more customers, feeling like a doctor as they line up behind dude)
Dude: here try again (trade window,...waiting,..waiting,..he keeps clicking accept without paying)
Me: sends him a detailed tell explaining how to bank tip
Dude: I gotta log (up comes AFK tag)
Me: Sends dude standard email (i'll hold your armor 24hrs then it goes on bizzare send tell or mail to arrange payment)
Dude: (still AFK) but its my armor!
Me: I know I dont want it, cant even wear it, but i need my 27K please
Dude: but why did you put it on bizzare!
Me: sigh
Dude: runs over to bizzare and starts looking for his armor
Me: sigh (thinking this guys killing me i need to post this)
Me: I still have your armor will hold 24hrs THEN sell it if payment cant be made
Dude: ok just follow me to blah blah so i can use bank
Me: (sigh) as my 2 other customers get bored and leave
Me: use the bank terminal HERE (walk over to bank terminal)
Dude: but thats not my bank
Me: ANY BANK WILL DO
Dude: (goes to bank terminal) ohh i have your money now
Me: trade give him his armor (log out)
Message Edited by JamfeFabri on 05-22-2004 06:10 AM
BountyChief wrote:
I hope you didn't intentionally spell "aspiring" like that...
Mansun wrote:
DUDE.. this is the most awsome thread ever!!! i have spend my school brakes for the last 3days just reading it over and over again.. when they revamp smuggler they should implement a "stand-up" line for the asspiering Smuggler/comedian..
I vote Ommers "I hate you" post the best ever!!
/bump
Just because someone cant spell very well it is not an indication that they are stupid or somthing people need to point out. Some people here are just learning english others are still young and some pople like myself learned poor spelling habits at a young age. I hate when people feel the need to point out other peoples short comings, no one is pertect and they dont need someone who thinks they are better pointing it out.
JamfeFabri wrote:
er yimaz, i dont think they were calling them stupid or anything, just well.....
Alright take the way they spelled it an put a space after the third letter and the sixth letter, then read it again....
lol... I know, my bad.I need to wake up before i post (was 1/2 asleep).......
Okay this how the first person ever ended up on my ignore list
The funny thing about this story that he was a master armorsmith and that I had sliced for him earlier that day.
No problem then but this time...
dude: Hi can you slice for me?
me: Sure 5k a slice
dude: ok
Trade window up he puts in 4 pistols
I Slice them and the say
me: that will be 20k mate
dude: ok
trade window up
dude: where is my scoutblaster???
me: You never gave me a scoutblaster
dude: YOU ARE A THIEF ILL REPORT YOU *edit*
me: ok...
Then he closes the window and start to walk away spamming that I´m a thief and sofort.
dude: give me my weapons back you thief
me: I dont want your weapon just my 20k that we agreed upon
dude: *edit* etc, etc.. then he says ok
me: I hope you realise i didnt steal your pistol
dude: THIEF!!!!!!!
me: welcome to my ignore list...
The moral of this story is that all people have their darker sides that will appear sooner or latter 
Classy. Have to love what people expect from you sometimes. Should have told him you could slice it to fix it.
_Flash_ wrote:
lol my first person on my ignore list went like this:
Im running outside of dantooine, and I get this tell, "Sliced my arme plz"
My response, "/addignore"
Also, the other day I'm doing missions outside of coronet (I was in need of creds) and I was almost incapped and a guy comes by on an x34 (whatever they are) landspeeder and jumps off and starts to shoot them. I never asked anything, and I thought it was nice for him to help. So, by the time I get up from incap hes about 130m away and he just got incapped from the animal.
When I get over there, the animal had disabled the landspeeder. I pulled my droid out, and started to heal his wounds for helping.
He goes, "Man, if you were here just a little eariler..."
Then I said, "Well, thanks. I hate that it destroyed your bike though."
He says, "So do I have to get a new one?"
I say, "Yea, I'm afraid so."
He says, " You owe me a new bike!"
I go, "No, I never asked you to help me, it was your decision, I had nothing to do with your bike.
He goes, "You my friend are the biggest cheapskate in this game.)
Me, feeling confused on how I am his "friend" says, "Well, I had nothing to do with your bike. Welcome to my ignore list."
I still see him in spatial and he continues on about how I am a cheapskate because I wont pay him for his bike.
Then he says," Now how am I going to get home? (we were like 400m outside coronet
I say, "The old fashion way...walk.."
Message Edited by _Flash_ on 05-24-2004 11:58 AM
hah these are awesome
my story takes place right after the imperial crack down. Im restocking my spice vendor, when a guy walks in to my store.
Guy: spice is illegal. you shouldnt have it.
Me: ...
Guy: Im going to have to /report you!
me: ...ok...
the guy than proceeds to buy off most of the spice onmy vendor, and leaves.
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