Smuggler Archive

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JamfeFabri wrote:

never having been master smuggler, im jus wondering....

How bad is tell hell?

Because im thinking ill just be constantly afk with an afk message that simply says "No"

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Message Edited by yt2400nighthawk on 05-20-2004 07:24 AM

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yimaz wrote:

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Movvi wrote:

Hey some of these are really great. I can't believe you got 60k for a swoop lol.

I finally made novice last night (I hate Brawler) so i am going up the slicer tree to start. Some people out there are really nice and others are just a-holes.

I was running around cornet yelling to people that i will slice countainers for them. After an hour and a 3 countainers a guy walks up to me and says

G: You know that smuglers usualy pay people to open countainers!

Me: Yes. So?

G: Well i have 3 countainers here to be sliced.

Me: how much

G: 3k per countainer.

M: now way am i paying that much for a countainer i will get hem other ways.

Now for a while he keeps on telling me that he is giving me a good deal and that most people charge tenk. I was getting pissed of and i already had a headache so i went on guild chat and got on overt member of my guild to come and deal with him. (He was an overt impreal and was an novice carbine specialist.

So i pretend to sound interested so my friend can get here and in about a minute my friend comes incaps him and the /db. All the while i wsas laughing my head of and he never new i had orderd him killed. One of my best Galexies xp.

Iriki somthing novice smugler novice pistoleer novice TKA

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lol, good store... I hate people like that. Being a master I now charge 3k to slice container's and when someone gives me a hard time about it this is what I tell them

"why do i charge to unlock containers? Because of people who made me pay 3 to 15k just because they knew i needed the xp, so if you want me to slice your container it is 3k and if you have a problem withit the price will double"

I dont need xp anymore so it is not worth my time to slice a container and after blowing well over 100k on containers just to finish off sliceing im a little bitter about unlocking them for people who want somthing for nothing.....lol

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Hey some of these are really great. I can't believe you got 60k for a swoop lol.

I finally made novice last night (I hate Brawler) so i am going up the slicer tree to start. Some people out there are really nice and others are just a-holes.

I was running around cornet yelling to people that i will slice countainers for them. After an hour and a 3 countainers a guy walks up to me and says

G: You know that smuglers usualy pay people to open countainers!

Me: Yes. So?

G: Well i have 3 countainers here to be sliced.

Me: how much

G: 3k per countainer.

M: now way am i paying that much for a countainer i will get hem other ways.

Now for a while he keeps on telling me that he is giving me a good deal and that most people charge tenk. I was getting pissed of and i already had a headache so i went on guild chat and got on overt member of my guild to come and deal with him. (He was an overt impreal and was an novice carbine specialist.

So i pretend to sound interested so my friend can get here and in about a minute my friend comes incaps him and the /db. All the while i wsas laughing my head of and he never new i had orderd him killed. One of my best Galexies xp.

Iriki somthing novice smugler novice pistoleer novice TKA

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Movvi wrote:

Hey some of these are really great. I can't believe you got 60k for a swoop lol.

I finally made novice last night (I hate Brawler) so i am going up the slicer tree to start. Some people out there are really nice and others are just a-holes.

I was running around cornet yelling to people that i will slice countainers for them. After an hour and a 3 countainers a guy walks up to me and says

G: You know that smuglers usualy pay people to open countainers!

Me: Yes. So?

G: Well i have 3 countainers here to be sliced.

Me: how much

G: 3k per countainer.

M: now way am i paying that much for a countainer i will get hem other ways.

Now for a while he keeps on telling me that he is giving me a good deal and that most people charge tenk. I was getting pissed of and i already had a headache so i went on guild chat and got on overt member of my guild to come and deal with him. (He was an overt impreal and was an novice carbine specialist.

So i pretend to sound interested so my friend can get here and in about a minute my friend comes incaps him and the /db. All the while i wsas laughing my head of and he never new i had orderd him killed. One of my best Galexies xp.

Iriki somthing novice smugler novice pistoleer novice TKA

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lol, good store... I hate people like that. Being a master I now charge 3k to slice container's and when someone gives me a hard time about it this is what I tell them

"why do i charge to unlock containers? Because of people who made me pay 3 to 15k just because they knew i needed the xp, so if you want me to slice your container it is 3k and if you have a problem withit the price will double"

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Movvi wrote:

Now for a while he keeps on telling me that he is giving me a good deal and that most people charge tenk. I was getting pissed of and i already had a headache so i went on guild chat and got on overt member of my guild to come and deal with him. (He was an overt impreal and was an novice carbine specialist.

So i pretend to sound interested so my friend can get here and in about a minute my friend comes incaps him and the /db. All the while i wsas laughing my head of and he never new i had orderd him killed. One of my best Galexies xp.

Iriki somthing novice smugler novice pistoleer novice TKA

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You are an evil, evil man! LOL

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Mansun wrote:

DUDE.. this is the most awsome thread ever!!! i have spend my school brakes for the last 3days just reading it over and over again.. when they revamp smuggler they should implement a "stand-up" line for the asspiering Smuggler/comedian..

I vote Ommers "I hate you" post the best ever!!

/bump

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