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Message Edited by CorellianCowboy on 02-21-2005 01:17 PM

Message Edited by Eulbobo on 02-22-2005 01:18 AM

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Eulbobo wrote:
Ok got one.... guess where it comes from !

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I recognise that It's from HuSåsom i en spegel (trans. Through a Glass Darkly), the 1961 Bergman classic. Good find!

Scene: A cantina. One table is occupied by a group of Bounty Hunters wearing mandalorian helmets. Whenever the word "nerf" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. WesBelden and Smuggler_Caylin enter. Smuggler_Caylin in drag.

WesBelden: "You sit here, dear."

Smuggler_Caylin: "All right."

WesBelden: "Morning!"

Waitress: "Morning!"

WesBelden: "Well, what've you got?"

Waitress: "Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and nerf; egg bacon and nerf; egg bacon sausage and nerf; nerf bacon sausage and nerf; nerf egg nerf nerf bacon and nerf; nerf sausage nerf nerf bacon nerf tomato and nerf;"

Bounty Hunters: "nerf nerf nerf nerf..."

Waitress: "...nerf nerf nerf egg and nerf; nerf nerf nerf nerf nerf nerf baked beans nerf nerf nerf..."

Bounty Hunters: "nerf! Lovely nerf! Lovely nerf!"

Waitress: "...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and nerf."

Smuggler_Caylin: "Have you got anything without nerf?"

Waitress: "Well, there's nerf egg sausage and nerf, that's not got much nerf in it."

Smuggler_Caylin: "I don't want ANY nerf!"

WesBelden: "Why can't she have egg bacon nerf and sausage?"

Smuggler_Caylin: "THAT'S got nerf in it!"

WesBelden: "Hasn't got as much nerf in it as nerf egg sausage and nerf, has it?"

Bounty Hunters: "nerf nerf nerf nerf..." (Crescendo through next few lines...)

Smuggler_Caylin: "Could you do the egg bacon nerf and sausage without the nerf then?"

Waitress: "Eeewww!"

Smuggler_Caylin: "What do you mean 'Eeewww'? I don't like nerf!"

Bounty Hunters: "Lovely nerf! Wonderful nerf!"

Waitress: "Shut up!"

Bounty Hunters: "Lovely nerf! Wonderful nerf!"

Waitress: "Shut up!" (Bounty Hunters stop) "Bloody Bounty Hunters! You can't have egg bacon nerf and sausage without the nerf."

Smuggler_Caylin: "I don't like nerf!"

WesBelden: "Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your nerf. I love it. I'm having nerf nerf nerf nerf nerf nerf nerf beaked beans nerf nerf nerf and nerf!"

Bounty Hunters: "nerf nerf nerf nerf. Lovely nerf! Wonderful nerf!"

Waitress: "Shut up!! Baked beans are off."

WesBelden: "Well could I have her nerf instead of the baked beans then?"

Waitress: "You mean nerf nerf nerf nerf nerf nerf..." (but it is too late and the Bounty Hunters drown her words)

Bounty Hunters: "nerf nerf nerf nerf. Lovely nerf! Wonderful nerf! nerf ne-e-e-e-e-rf nerf ne-e-e-e-e-rf nerf. Lovely nerf! Lovely nerf! Lovely nerf! Lovely nerf! Lovely nerf! nerf nerf nerf nerf!"

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That actually helped me to vent, somehow.

Message Edited by cpz on 02-22-2005 06:22 AM

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cpz wrote:

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Hooper: You were on the SS Smuggler?
Brody: What happened?
Quint:BH whiners and Jedi Dabblers slammeda nerfinto her side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We'd just been given the perk. The faction cap. Eleven hundredSmugglers went into TC Gorath. Didn't see the first Dev for about a half-hour. Tiggs. Dragon gif. You know how you know that in the water, Chief? You can tell by lookin' at the red name. What we didn't know, was that our nerf was so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief,Devs come cruisin' by, so we formed ourselves into tight groups. It was sorta like you see in the calendars, you know the infantry squares in the old calendars like the Battle of Waterloo and the idea was theDev come to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and sometimes thatDev he go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that Dev looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about aDev is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't even seem to be livin'... 'til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. Theforums turn red, and despite all your poundin' and your hollerin' thoseDevs come in and... they rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how manyDevs there were, maybe a thousand. I do know how many men, they averaged six an hour. Thursday mornin', Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Kettemor.Sabacc player. Boson's mate. I thought he was feigned. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water, he was like a kinda top. DB'd. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist.You know that was the time I was most frightened? Waitin' for my turn. I'll never FD again. So, eleven hundred men went into theTC, 316 men come out, the Devstook the rest,Feb the 15th, 2005. Anyway, we delivered the GCW changes

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Nice one

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Orcajum wrote:
Pulp Fiction:

Vincent: It's the little differences. A lotta the same stuff shown there, we play here, but there they're a little different.
JULES: Examples?
VINCENT: Well, in SWG, you can buy spice on a merchant vendor. And I don't mean in a baggie either. They give you a crate of spice, like a shipment. In Coronet, you can get weapon slices at Starports. Also, you know what they call a Smuggler in SWG?
JULES: They don't call him a Smuggler?
VINCENT: No, they got the Force Ranking System there, they wouldn't know what the hell a Smuggler was.
JULES: What'd they call ‘em?
VINCENT: Slice-Monkey with Cheese.
JULES: Slice Monkey with Cheese. What'd they call a Jedi?
VINCENT: Jedi's a Jedi, but they call it 1337 Jedi.
JULES: What do they call a Squad Leader?
VINCENT: I dunno, they never designed a Squad Leader.

Message Edited by Orcajum on 02-21-2005 11:33 PM

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Holy CRAP!

I think I just peed myself

if that wasn't too long for a sig I'd quote you!

Message Edited by cpz on 02-22-2005 05:12 PM