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Thread: Just before the attack on the second Death Star.........

AngusMacGregor
Thu Jul 21, 2005 10:23 am
#66

I know it'll probably come as a shock to you... but I own a handmade Claymore.


Big, heavy sucker, too.




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KaiRan
Thu Jul 21, 2005 10:26 am
#67






Saarek wrote:


"gaffers tape" LOL.






Hey, what the heck do I know from production? I'm just an editor.


Actually, in the interview I believe she said "Duct Tape", but I cant imagine they'd actually be that cruel with Gaffers Tape available on set... or were they?



EDIT: Angus- Did you scrawl the obligatory "Front Towards Enemy" on it?

Message Edited by KaiRan on 07-21-2005 01:27 PM



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maxtheusher
Thu Jul 21, 2005 10:28 am
#68

You mean you own a weapon that's not a gun?

and it's SCOTTISH?! how about that...



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AngusMacGregor
Thu Jul 21, 2005 10:29 am
#69

It's for anyone who breaks into my house. It just sounds like it would be more satisfying to chop someone with that thing rather than shoot them.




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RichardBryant
Thu Jul 21, 2005 10:30 am
#70

Toupée tape is probably what it was. More women than men use it at the Oscars, apparently.

Edit: Jnoh, he could always have that in Latin as i did with a certain member of Shade's "ceremonial scythe".

"Extremitatem acutam ad hostibus" - "Pointy end toward enemy".

Message Edited by RichardBryant on 07-21-2005 06:32 PM




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Saarek
Thu Jul 21, 2005 10:34 am
#71






RichardBryant wrote:
Toupée tape is probably what it was. More women than men use it at the Oscars, apparently.

Edit: Jnoh, he could always have that in Latin as i did with a certain member of Shade's "ceremonial scythe".

"Extremitatem acutam ad hostibus" - "Pointy end toward enemy".

Message Edited by RichardBryant on 07-21-2005 06:32 PM




Toupée tape is douuble-sided. I dont think they wanted the ladies to stick to the costume - just keep them from getting a little too "lazy" if you take my meaning.





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WesBelden
Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:10 pm
#72


Saarek wrote:


WesBelden wrote:
Just before the attack on the second Death Star.........

.........Many Bothans died to get the needed information... you could say that they Smuggled it

And as for Leia's perky buns, everyone knows they were real... she had a great hair dresser, but thankfully rarely wore it up like that after her epsiode on the first Deathstar .

Message Edited by WesBelden on 07-21-2005 04:36 PM



FINALLY!
Someone who knew what I was really eluding to.




Meh, when women's chests enter the equation many males suffer a mental capacity decrease of around 50%, with a Smuggler's roguish charms, this effects them even more, doubling the decreased amount. Only the truly quick witted and successful Smugglers can function properly and concentrate on the job at hand...

(If anyone remembers a certain southpark episode based around female puberty, that saw a rather funny reference to 2001: A Space Odyssey you'll hopefully envision what I'm on about )

/ducks the rotten fruit projectiles and live cows headed his way



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Saarek
Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:12 pm
#73

HEY!


Toss one of them live cows over here!



*turns to fiance*

/whisper Hey honey... Steak tonight!





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WesBelden
Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:15 pm
#74

Go long!

/lob



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Saarek
Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:20 pm
#75

*squish*


"Sommmody met diss cow offf my fmace!"





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maxtheusher
Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:53 pm
#76



WesBelden wrote:

Saarek wrote:


WesBelden wrote:
Just before the attack on the second Death Star.........

.........Many Bothans died to get the needed information... you could say that they Smuggled it

And as for Leia's perky buns, everyone knows they were real... she had a great hair dresser, but thankfully rarely wore it up like that after her epsiode on the first Deathstar .

Message Edited by WesBelden on 07-21-2005 04:36 PM



FINALLY!
Someone who knew what I was really eluding to.




Meh, when women's chests enter the equation many males suffer a mental capacity decrease of around 50%, with a Smuggler's roguish charms, this effects them even more, doubling the decreased amount. Only the truly quick witted and successful Smugglers can function properly and concentrate on the job at hand...

(If anyone remembers a certain southpark episode based around female puberty, that saw a rather funny reference to 2001: A Space Odyssey you'll hopefully envision what I'm on about )

/ducks the rotten fruit projectiles and live cows headed his way




I keep telling you, I'm an @ss man. as long as nothing is misshapen or hairy when it shouldn't be, I'm good.

The real dillemma is trying to discern the hawt ladies aged 18-25 from the younger girls that only look like hawt ladies aged 18-25...

I swear officer! R. Kelly told me she was 35! (joking! joking!)



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Mackle
Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:56 pm
#77






DARTHBAYLOR wrote:
I thought you'd be along at some point , it did'nt work , I admit it , let it die f.f.s.





Over? Did you say over?


Nothing is over until we decide it is!





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maxtheusher
Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:01 pm
#78






maxtheusher wrote:





WesBelden wrote:




Saarek wrote:






WesBelden wrote:
Just before the attack on the second Death Star.........

.........Many Bothans died to get the needed information... you could say that they Smuggled it

And as for Leia's perky buns, everyone knows they were real... she had a great hair dresser, but thankfully rarely wore it up like that after her epsiode on the first Deathstar .

Message Edited by WesBelden on 07-21-2005 04:36 PM




FINALLY!


Someone who knew what I was really eluding to.






Meh, when women's chests enter the equation many males suffer a mental capacity decrease of around 50%, with a Smuggler's roguish charms, this effects them even more, doubling the decreased amount. Only the truly quick witted and successful Smugglers can function properly and concentrate on the job at hand...

(If anyone remembers a certain southpark episode based around female puberty, that saw a rather funny reference to 2001: A Space Odyssey you'll hopefully envision what I'm on about )

/ducks the rotten fruit projectiles and live cows headed his way






I keep telling you, I'm an @ss man. as long as nothing is misshapen or hairy when it shouldn't be, OR TOO BIG! I'm good.

The real dillemma is trying to discern the hawt ladies aged 18-25 from the younger girls that only look like hawt ladies aged 18-25...

I swear officer! R. Kelly told me she was 35! (joking! joking!)



No, I did NOT just fix my own post.



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