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Thread: Just before the attack on the second Death Star.........
But a fantastic bootay doesn't hurt 
WexEldorf wrote:
Theres nothing you like thats perky, Arsani?
I have 18 very perky horns. Several are large, and very sharp. Want a closer look?
Or if you want RL, I have an extensive collection of swords and knifes, equally perky, and pointy.
And I've mostly resigned myself to the fact that I apparently am SO tough that most guys can't fathom the fact that I am female, no matter how BRIGHT BLUE my toons lipstick is.
Arsani wrote:
WexEldorf wrote:
Theres nothing you like thats perky, Arsani?
I have 18 very perky horns. Several are large, and very sharp. Want a closer look?
Or if you want RL, I have an extensive collection of swords and knifes, equally perky, and pointy.
And I've mostly resigned myself to the fact that I apparently am SO tough that most guys can't fathom the fact that I am female, no matter how BRIGHT BLUE my toons lipstick is.
she has blue lipstick?
Arsani wrote:
WexEldorf wrote:
Theres nothing you like thats perky, Arsani?
I have 18 very perky horns. Several are large, and very sharp. Want a closer look?
Or if you want RL, I have an extensive collection of swords and knifes, equally perky, and pointy.
And I've mostly resigned myself to the fact that I apparently am SO tough that most guys can't fathom the fact that I am female, no matter how BRIGHT BLUE my toons lipstick is.
Me too.
ApollyonTB wrote:
Saarek wrote:
Just before the attack on the second Death Star.........
......Han rolls over andsays to Leia, "Luke told me to ask you something... Are those real? I mean you hear about how they just stay too perky when they're fake - and I gotta admit - you almost took my eye out just now."
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! they were incredibly perky werent they?
There is a GREAT story about that in an interview with her... she went on about the costuming for A New Hope, and talked about apparently, in the costume design, they decided there were no bras. So, her breasts were actually gaffer-taped to stay upright (true story!). Apparently, she was young and boy crazy at the time (and if you believe the reports, coked up constantly), and at the end of the day's shooting, would hold a raffel between the "cute" crew members to see who got to go back to her trailer and help her remove the tape.
I swear it! I watched the interview again last year and nearly fell out of my chair!
Arsani wrote:
She did when you met her. Didn't change to black until that gathering at Jabbas
how the hell did I know....didnt ever plan on having Tsb smooch her.....
Arsani wrote:
She did when you met her. Didn't change to black until that gathering at Jabbas
I think it rather implied that he was looking at your face
KaiRan wrote:
ApollyonTB wrote:
Saarek wrote:
Just before the attack on the second Death Star.........
......Han rolls over andsays to Leia, "Luke told me to ask you something... Are those real? I mean you hear about how they just stay too perky when they're fake - and I gotta admit - you almost took my eye out just now."
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! they were incredibly perky werent they?
There is a GREAT story about that in an interview with her... she went on about the costuming for A New Hope, and talked about apparently, in the costume design, they decided there were no bras. So, her breasts were actually gaffer-taped to stay upright (true story!). Apparently, she was young and boy crazy at the time (and if you believe the reports, coked up constantly), and at the end of the day's shooting, would hold a raffel between the "cute" crew members to see who got to go back to her trailer and help her remove the tape.
I swear it! I watched the interview again last year and nearly fell out of my chair!
"gaffers tape" LOL.
KaiRan wrote:
ApollyonTB wrote:
Saarek wrote:
Just before the attack on the second Death Star...............Han rolls over and says to Leia, "Luke told me to ask you something... Are those real? I mean you hear about how they just stay too perky when they're fake - and I gotta admit - you almost took my eye out just now."
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! they were incredibly perky werent they?
There is a GREAT story about that in an interview with her... she went on about the costuming for A New Hope, and talked about apparently, in the costume design, they decided there were no bras. So, her breasts were actually gaffer-taped to stay upright (true story!). Apparently, she was young and boy crazy at the time (and if you believe the reports, coked up constantly), and at the end of the day's shooting, would hold a raffel between the "cute" crew members to see who got to go back to her trailer and help her remove the tape.
I swear it! I watched the interview again last year and nearly fell out of my chair!
that's kinda, hmmmm I dunno, I mean, tape? seems like it'd be a b*tch to take off.
maxtheusher wrote:
KaiRan wrote:
ApollyonTB wrote:
Saarek wrote:
Just before the attack on the second Death Star...............Han rolls over and says to Leia, "Luke told me to ask you something... Are those real? I mean you hear about how they just stay too perky when they're fake - and I gotta admit - you almost took my eye out just now."
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! they were incredibly perky werent they?
There is a GREAT story about that in an interview with her... she went on about the costuming for A New Hope, and talked about apparently, in the costume design, they decided there were no bras. So, her breasts were actually gaffer-taped to stay upright (true story!). Apparently, she was young and boy crazy at the time (and if you believe the reports, coked up constantly), and at the end of the day's shooting, would hold a raffel between the "cute" crew members to see who got to go back to her trailer and help her remove the tape.
I swear it! I watched the interview again last year and nearly fell out of my chair!
that's kinda, hmmmm I dunno, I mean, tape? seems like it'd be a b*tch to take off.
You have no idea.
Saarek wrote:
My favourites are my hand-crafted Samurai kitanas. I particularly like my Shirasaya Kitana, Wakizashi, and Tanto. All black finished. Beautiful swords.
Kitanas? You just lost points! You may use the garden...
/shun
Saarek wrote:
Thats it!
Thats the connection between Smugglers and Sado-Masochism!
George make Carrie put tape on her boobs, Han 'loved' (over, and over, and over...) Leia, Leia had to pull the tape off each day - and I'll bet Harrison Ford was just the scoundrel to help her!
By George! I think I've got it!
ok who is gonna sign a petition to get us smugs our tape!! wewt!!!
Gaffer tape 4 teh win!!!!!!