Smuggler Archive
Thread: A chuckle for the smuggler
Take me out to the Star Waaars!
Take me out to the laaaag!
Buy me some buffs and ar-r-r-mor!
We'll "Pwn" ever-eeeebody in siiight!
Becase it's one, two, three nerfs your out
at the old Star Waaaaars!
Altrenate:
Take me out to the Star Waaars!
Take me out to the laaaag!
Watch out for CM's and ri-i-flemen!
They'll"Pwn" ever-eeeebody in siiight!
Becase it's one, two, three nerfs your out!
at the old Star Waaaaars!
Ok, so in this scene we have Captain Dumb*** and me. I am wearing my Fence tag because I just get a kick out of it.
CD: TEACH ME 1HANDDE!!!!
/Figured it was a mistell so I ignored it, I'm only Pistoleer, CH and Smuggler.
CD: **** TEACH ME ONEHANDED!!!!
Me: I don't know 1-handed fighting. Sorry.
CD: **** U UR A FENCER U MUST NO IT
Me: No. My title says Fence, thats a Smuggler tag.
CD: UR EXPLIOTING, U CHANGE TITLE TEXT SO YOU DONT HAVE TO TECH ME.
Me: Uhm, no, I just don't have any one handed skills, Fence is a smuggler tag.
CD: I JUST REPORTED UR A$$ PUNC!!
Me: ..... Ok
CD: /duel Xizxor
Me: I don't think you want to duel me. I'm fairly good at dueling.
CD: F*** U **edit**!!!!! TAKE OUT UR SWORD AND FIGHT ME
Me: ..... uhm.... ok
Me: /accept duel, sap blast, sap blast, pistol whip.
CD: U **edit**!!! U DIDNT TELL ME U WAS PISTOL!!!!
Me: uhm..... I think you need to have an attitude adjustment.
CD: **edit** U!!!!!!
Me: Adjusting Attitude now. /DB
CD: **edit** SUKER!!!
// ten minutes later
CD: I NEED MY SWORD SLIOCED!!!
Me: /addIgnore
-------- My second favorite -----
I was grinding my way up brawler xp for smuggler in front of the moenia cantina.
L337 DUD3: leave this is my spot
Me: I was here first, there is another spot like this around the corner.
LD: **edit** YOU!!!! THIS IS MY SPOT U **edit**!!!
Me: ....
LD: /duel Xizxor
Me: No thanks, I'm busy.
LD: U JUST AFRAD OF LUSING CUZ I AM UNARMED 4 AND UR ONLY NOVCE!!!!
Me: /sigh /accept duel
Me: /pulls out pistol and uses pistol whip.
LD: NO FAIR!!!!! **edit** U I SAID DUEL! NOT PISTOL!!!!
Me: .....
/db /addignore
- Xizxor -
Message Edited by _Flash_ on 05-12-2004 07:04 AM
If it did not happen to me I would not have believed it :
Noob - "can you slice this briefcase for me"
Me - "nope, no smuggler can slice a briefcase"
N00b - "why not"
Me - "dont know ask the dev's"
N00b - "great where can I find these dev's"
Me - /rolleyes " the development team"
N00d - "fine, what planet is this team on"
Me - "OMG IT'S THE PEOPLE WHO MADE AND DEVELOPED THE GAME"
N00b - "so how can they slice this for me?"
Me - "the Briefcases are bugged, no one can slice them"
N00b - "bugged?"
Me - "somthing that should work in-game but for what ever reason it does not"
N00b - "ahh, I see...So where can I go to get this briefcase sliced then?"
Me - /ignore...
Happned with one of my guildies, dont think he trusts me anymore =p Ill refer to him as he and him so you dont know who it is, lol
Me: Hey you needed container sliced right?
/trade 2 containers
/slices both containers, my inventory was full so one dissapeared, the other i failed to open and destroyed it.
Me: Sorry, one bugged and dissapeared the other i failed to unlock.
Him OK, Let me have them.
Me: One dissapeared and I destroyeds the other.
Him: WHY?!
Me: When you fail to open it it locks forever
Him: Give it to me, I know a guy who opens em all the time!
Me: Its destroyed! Sorry, it failed it cant be opened!
Him: They came off high level mobs!
Me: Sorry!
Him: Kalbarr....
Him: Nevermind.
Him: Whatever.
He walks off
/tip him 1000
You tell him: That should compensate for them, sorry.
/tips you 1500 credits
He tells you: I dont need money.
lol
WillburWright wrote:
Saw this in another thread:
Posted by: Can't remember, sorry!
Here is a look at the crack developing team for SWG:
Link
Not sure if link will work... if not then go to:
http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/dilbert-20040504.html
Hey I posted that... I was trying to figure out how to use html links but it didnt work..
I took it from someone on the kettemoor forum anyways... hehe.
Sorry. It's a little habit of mine to post funny stuff from other people that I see. 
You dirty little stealer, wait, am I contradicting myself?
Another chuckle: 666 posts!