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Ender, that was the best thing ever! Are there any more?

on one can beat this its the best ever.

Im spamming in theed as I do all the time when Im not playing I get this tell and Im afk

noob: Hey can u slice weapons?

me: afk wp to my vendor

noob: oh so if I go there the vendor can slice it?

me: afk wp to my vendor

nnob: okay Ill go there

me: afk wp to my vendor

noob: okay I got it thanks!!

me: afk wp to my vendor

noob: I know thanks!!!

me: afk wp to my vendor (by this time i was done with my emails for the day and was reading this I was laughing so hard I had to tell him is an auto message which it said it was already)

me: hello I'm not being rude afk is an auto message set up for when Im not here but my guy is. The vendor can not slice weapons but I can come to me and Ill do it for you.

noob: how much do you charge?

me: (needing alittle more xp and hating slice grinding) Ill do it for free but I"m not a master yet so if you have a very good weapon you might want to take it to a master.

noob: No I got it for free.

me: Okay trade

he hands me a goe sonic blaster with mind poison 2.2 speed 175- 290 damg lol

me: you know if you want this gun sliced you should take it to a master it is a good gun.

noob: No its okay I just want to sell it really quick on the bazaar

me: omg are you for real?

noob: yeah the guy who gave it to me said I could sell it for maybe 400 if I get it sliced

me: (laughing really hard and wanting this any way before he came to me I had spen 3 days at the caves looking for one lol) 400 or 400k?

noob: 400 the bazaar only go to 6k I guess right?

mefeeling bad for him) dude this weapon is worth far more you sure you want me to slice it ?

noob: yes

mek (slice the speed off by 25% which isn't really bad)

noob: do you want to buy it

me: (slapping my self for slicing it) yeah sure how much?

noob: 6k

mefeeling bad for the retard I just told it was worth far more) how about 400k?

noob: are you for real?

so we trade and everthing is fine and Im now sellign the weapon for 2.1 i think the high bid is.

Then 2 days ago I get a tell do you want more guns? I got 2 lol

Jump to Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiightspeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeduh!

Ack! Rubberbanding back out of lightspeed.

Dang, I warped out of my ship!

!#@$@$ CM's! Look what they did to my ship's Mind Pool!!!

No more nerf cries!!!! Those dang TIE fighters get hyperdrives (STUPID!!!), now you want shields??!!

ok...admittedly, it's been a WHILE since I spent any amount of time in game...

But, I was feeling the need to get back in game and just slice a little...for ol' time's sake...

Well...where do you head if you want to slice?...Coronet, of course...

So...I get to C'net and get a /tell from a guy wanting 2 comp helms sliced...

Cool...no biggie...I head into the starport to meet up with him. As I run in, he tells me I'll get a bonus for a 25+% effect slice...

We trade and I proceed to slice the 2 helms...

45% Encumb...
33% Encumb...

I just had to shake my head and laugh...

Figures!

PS- You have to use reverse-psychology on the slice-gods!

Lol I sliced a full set of ubese for a guildie the other night and got 7 encumb slices, nothing less than 35. The encumb on the jacket was like 80's or something, it was awesome. Still yet to get a 35% slice on a weapon though =)

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HavocX17 wrote:
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um...it's the very first thread STICKIED on the forum...

Message Edited by WillburWright on 05-13-2004 08:09 PM

Message Edited by WillburWright on 05-13-2004 08:11 PM

Message Edited by WillburWright on 05-13-2004 08:11 PM

this isn't a smuggler story, but I found it hilrarous.

I was standing in theed with my alt(trandoshan master carbineer), when a mon cal(who we will call "dude") walks up.

dude: can you tip me 2K plz?

dude: can you tip me 2K plz?

me: what will my credits be going towards?

dude: *runs away*