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Thread: Smugglers' Movie Quote Association Thread (Please Name Movie of Your Quote)
EnderUK
Mon Feb 21, 2005 5:39 pm
#40
Tombstone
Fishbrains: Hell, he can't nerf nothin'. He's so drunk he's probably seein' Double.
SOETyrant pulls out his nerf.45, training it, too, on Smuggler:
SOETyrant: I have two nerfs.One for each of you.
SOETyrant pulls out his nerf.45, training it, too, on Smuggler:
SOETyrant: I have two nerfs.One for each of you.
Fishbrains pauses, chastened. Suddenly there's another commotion as Tiggs and JustG bull their way through the crowd from behind with nerfbats.
JustG: All right, look out! Break it up. Go home, all of you, go home now...
This breaks the groups's will and things suddenly calm down dramatically as the Smugglers disperse. Greenmarine lowers his pistol, heaving a sigh of relief as he pulls the still-groggy Fishbrains to his feet and hauls him reeling toward the jail.
Message Edited by EnderUK on 02-22-2005 12:41 AM
Message Edited by EnderUK on 02-22-2005 12:42 AM
Orcajum
Mon Feb 21, 2005 5:55 pm
#41
***DISCLAIMER***
Sorry Wes, I didn't intentionally try and make you a member of the Whinie profession. I appoloize.
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JustG: If you only knew the power of the dev cycle. GreenMarine never told you what happened to your Revamp.
WesBelden: He told us enough! He told us you delayed it!.
JustG: No. The CURB is your Revamp.
WesBelden: No. No. That's not true! That's impossible!
JustG: Search your forums. You know it to be true.
WesBelden: No! No! No!
JustG: Smugglers. We can destroy your profession. We have foreseen this. It is our destiny. Become Jedi and we can nerf Star Wars Galaxies as Favorites and Devs. Come with me. It's the only way.
Sorry Wes, I didn't intentionally try and make you a member of the Whinie profession. I appoloize.
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JustG: If you only knew the power of the dev cycle. GreenMarine never told you what happened to your Revamp.
WesBelden: He told us enough! He told us you delayed it!.
JustG: No. The CURB is your Revamp.
WesBelden: No. No. That's not true! That's impossible!
JustG: Search your forums. You know it to be true.
WesBelden: No! No! No!
JustG: Smugglers. We can destroy your profession. We have foreseen this. It is our destiny. Become Jedi and we can nerf Star Wars Galaxies as Favorites and Devs. Come with me. It's the only way.
Lashiens
Mon Feb 21, 2005 7:04 pm
#42
/blink 
This is good stuff. Great way to ease the pain. Here's mine....
This is good stuff. Great way to ease the pain. Here's mine...."Pulp Fiction"
Thunderheart: Man, this is some good player feedback, Smugglers.... we just wanted regular feedback, but you brought out the gourmet stuff on us....
Smuggler_Caylin: Knock it off, Devs.
Thunderheart: Huh?
Smuggler_Caylin: Knock it off, Devs.
Thunderheart: Huh?
Smuggler_Caylin: Just knock it off, devs. I don't need you to come in here, and tell me how good my feedback is. The rest of the player base provides sh*t. That's why I provide the feedback. What I want to know is, did you see the sign in front of my house that said 'Feign Death Nerf Storage'?
Thunderheart: Man, you knowthere ain't no sign out there that said....
Smuggler_Caylin: Did you, or did you NOT see the sign outside that said 'Feign Death Nerf STORAGE?!'
Thunderheart: ...................No.
Smuggler_Caylin: That's right! Because storing DEAD NERFS ain't none of my f*ckin' business!
Message Edited by Lashiens on 02-21-2005 09:19 PM
Orcajum
Mon Feb 21, 2005 7:45 pm
#43
***Decided to break this into multiple parts, instead of a single speaker. Let me know if anyone would rather I use another name***
Hunt For Red October:
WesBelden: Smugglers! This is your correspondent! It is an honor to speak to you today! But I'm saddened to be telling you about the doomed voyage and our Profession’s most recent setbacks… And once more, we play our losing game. A game of chess....against our old adversary...the SOE Devs! For 2 years, your fathers before you and your older brothers played this game...and played it well. And today, the profession is no different. We still have no Revamp!
FishBrains: It reminds me of the heady days of Solo and ElectroNomad when the forums trembled at the thought of our ideas. Now they will tremble again - at the lack of us slicing. Their orders were: nerf our remaining skills!
Dreven: Smugglers! Our own devs don't understand our full potential! They will do everything possible to trash us, and they will continue to trash their own achievements. They will leave our forum behind! They will ignore our brilliant brainstorms, ignore our development threads, and troll on the Jedi boards, and listen to them b1tch and moan...while we attempt to save Star Wars Galaxies! And when we are finished, all they will hear is our sobbing, as they Re-Revamp the Jedi, where the children will whine and so will the Bounty Hunters. A sad day, Smugglers! We’re nerfed into history!"
Hunt For Red October:
WesBelden: Smugglers! This is your correspondent! It is an honor to speak to you today! But I'm saddened to be telling you about the doomed voyage and our Profession’s most recent setbacks… And once more, we play our losing game. A game of chess....against our old adversary...the SOE Devs! For 2 years, your fathers before you and your older brothers played this game...and played it well. And today, the profession is no different. We still have no Revamp!
FishBrains: It reminds me of the heady days of Solo and ElectroNomad when the forums trembled at the thought of our ideas. Now they will tremble again - at the lack of us slicing. Their orders were: nerf our remaining skills!
Dreven: Smugglers! Our own devs don't understand our full potential! They will do everything possible to trash us, and they will continue to trash their own achievements. They will leave our forum behind! They will ignore our brilliant brainstorms, ignore our development threads, and troll on the Jedi boards, and listen to them b1tch and moan...while we attempt to save Star Wars Galaxies! And when we are finished, all they will hear is our sobbing, as they Re-Revamp the Jedi, where the children will whine and so will the Bounty Hunters. A sad day, Smugglers! We’re nerfed into history!"
Message Edited by Orcajum on 02-21-2005 11:31 PM
psycowars
Mon Feb 21, 2005 7:52 pm
#44
Orcajum wrote:
***Decided to break this into multiple parts, instead of a single speaker. Let me know if anyone would rather I use another name***
WesBelden: Smugglers! This is your correspondent! It is an honor to speak to you today! But I'm saddened to be telling you about the doomed voyage and our Profession’s most recent setbacks… And once more, we play our losing game. A game of chess....against our old adversary...the SOE Devs! For 2 years, your fathers before you and your older brothers played this game...and played it well. And today, the profession is no different. We still have no Revamp!
FishBrains: It reminds me of the heady days of Solo and ElectroNomad when the forums trembled at the thought of our ideas. Now they will tremble again - at the lack of us slicing. Their orders were: nerf our remaining skills!
Dreven: Smugglers! Our own devs don't understand our full potential! They will do everything possible to trash us, and they will continue to trash their own achievements. They will leave our forum behind! They will ignore our brilliant brainstorms, ignore our development threads, and troll on the Jedi boards, and listen to them b1tch and moan...while we attempt to save Star Wars Galaxies! And when we are finished, all they will hear is our sobbing, as they Re-Revamp the Jedi, where the children will whine and so will the Bounty Hunters. A sad day, Smugglers! We’re nerfed into history!"
nice
RebelKangaroo
Mon Feb 21, 2005 8:19 pm
#45
psycowars wrote:
Orcajum wrote:
***Decided to break this into multiple parts, instead of a single speaker. Let me know if anyone would rather I use another name***
WesBelden: Smugglers! This is your correspondent! It is an honor to speak to you today! But I'm saddened to be telling you about the doomed voyage and our Profession’s most recent setbacks… And once more, we play our losing game. A game of chess....against our old adversary...the SOE Devs! For 2 years, your fathers before you and your older brothers played this game...and played it well. And today, the profession is no different. We still have no Revamp!
FishBrains: It reminds me of the heady days of Solo and ElectroNomad when the forums trembled at the thought of our ideas. Now they will tremble again - at the lack of us slicing. Their orders were: nerf our remaining skills!
Dreven: Smugglers! Our own devs don't understand our full potential! They will do everything possible to trash us, and they will continue to trash their own achievements. They will leave our forum behind! They will ignore our brilliant brainstorms, ignore our development threads, and troll on the Jedi boards, and listen to them b1tch and moan...while we attempt to save Star Wars Galaxies! And when we are finished, all they will hear is our sobbing, as they Re-Revamp the Jedi, where the children will whine and so will the Bounty Hunters. A sad day, Smugglers! We’re nerfed into history!"
nice
/que music
aretez29
Mon Feb 21, 2005 8:51 pm
#46
Copperhead:So I suppose it's a little late for an apology, huh?
The Bride:You suppose correctly.
Copperhead: You have every right to want to get even.
The Bride: No. No. To get even? Even-Steven? I would have tonerf you, go up to Nikki's room,nerf her, then wait for your husband, the good Doctor Bell, to come home andnerf him. That would be even, Verntia. That'd be about square.
The Bride:You suppose correctly.
Copperhead: You have every right to want to get even.
The Bride: No. No. To get even? Even-Steven? I would have tonerf you, go up to Nikki's room,nerf her, then wait for your husband, the good Doctor Bell, to come home andnerf him. That would be even, Verntia. That'd be about square.
kill bill 1
cpz
Mon Feb 21, 2005 9:42 pm
#47
Buttercup: You mock my pain.
Wes:Smuggler is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is nerfing something
Wes:Smuggler is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is nerfing something
CorellianCowboy
Mon Feb 21, 2005 10:10 pm
#48
Don't forget to put the name of your movie in the post please.
Oh, and since cpz brought up The Princess Bride:
"I am Dusty Duneroller. You nerfed my profession. Prepare to die."
Oh, and since cpz brought up The Princess Bride:
"I am Dusty Duneroller. You nerfed my profession. Prepare to die."
Thochkored
Tue Feb 22, 2005 1:01 am
#49
TH: Have you ever stood and stared at it, Greenmarine? Marveled at its beauty. Its genius. Billions ofplayers just living out their lives... oblivious. Did you know that the firstGalaxie was designed to be a perfectSmuggler world? Where slicing wasn't random, where everyone would have content. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entireaccounts were canceled. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world. But I believe that, as a profesion, Smugglers define their reality through suffering and misery.
Message Edited by Thochkored on 02-21-2005 02:21 PM
Thochkored
Tue Feb 22, 2005 1:19 am
#50
cpz wrote:
Dev: You want answers?
Smuggler: I think I'm entitled.
Dev: You want answers?
Smuggler:I WANT THE TRUTH
Dev: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
DEV:You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in agame that needs code. And that code has to bewriten bydevs with computers. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Yimaz? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep forSmugglers and you curse the Jedi. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: thatSmuggler's FD Nerf, while tragic, probably saved accounts. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves accounts...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about on the forums, you want me writng that code. You need me writing that code. We use words like jedi, bounties, force quest...we use these words as the backbone to agame spent making money. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to aplayer who rises and sleeps under the blanket of gameplay I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up aLaser Knifeand slice something. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!
Lipowitz
Tue Feb 22, 2005 1:19 am
#51
Dev talking to a smuggler:
I know what you are thinking.
you are thinking, did he fire all six shots or only five.
well considering that this is a .44 magNERF the most
powerful nerf bat in the world, capable of nerfing your profession
clean out of the game, you gotta ask yourself a question.
"Do I feel lucky?"
Well do ya punk?
Dirty Harry
Message Edited by Lipowitz on 02-21-2005 12:27 PM
CorellianCowboy
Tue Feb 22, 2005 1:36 am
#52
NickHeel wrote:O Brother, Where Art Thou?:George "SOETyrant" Nelson: Smugglers! I hate smugglers worse than Rangers!
[fires his Tommy gun at the smugglers]
Delmar "GreenMarine" O'Donnell: Oh, George... not the livestock.
Now THAT'S funny.