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Thread: Jedi prisoners!

Jalgraxa
Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:45 pm
#53

*pulls DE-10*


I amfinished and so shall they


(Two loud blasts ring out breaking the eerie silence)


Good Day Smuggler friends.......


Enjoy the Slaughter DEVs
EraHalcyon
Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:59 pm
#54

/rez


/rez


/piratemodeon


Arr, ye can't be doin that jus' yet. We still gotta have our fun with them firs'. And what 'appenned to the other three?



Era Halcyon, Smuggler, Kauri

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nerfherder321
Wed Nov 17, 2004 6:21 pm
#55






EraHalcyon wrote:

/rez


/rez


/piratemodeon


Arr, ye can't be doin that jus' yet. We still gotta have our fun with them firs'. And what 'appenned to the other three?




sir, i found their lightsabers, umm... if its the same to you, i'd rather not touch it





Cheat Fetto
EraHalcyon
Wed Nov 17, 2004 6:43 pm
#56

Arr, it's alrigh'. I know yer afraid of the Jedi weapons. I'll take care of 'em. Hows abouts we give 'em a little 'aircut?


::SNAP-hiss hmmmmmmmm::


::Screams of agony and smell of burnt hair come from the tents::


And a /addignore to shut 'em up.



Era Halcyon, Smuggler, Kauri

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nerfherder321
Wed Nov 17, 2004 10:06 pm
#57






tralita_tusnami wrote:

hmmm west nile, bug larvey, and rabies, along with missing toes and ears, those poor bastards. better keep em stunned so thay cant /forceheal and make sure the hand cuffs are welded shut so they cant use there force powers to un lock the cuffs, bring in the wielder dont worry about there hands if the come off they wont miss them.


tomarow im going to pull out my swoop and tie them behind it and pull them around loc in all the cactus fields. has anyone fed them ? make sure they get some TOFU cause thats not real food anyways.






"eating meat is unnatural" isnt that what peta says? and "fish have feelings", well, so do plants but they eat them anyway




Cheat Fetto
I_Luv_Wob
Thu Nov 18, 2004 2:54 am
#58






Jalgraxa wrote:

OkDEVs its time we told you we have 2 of your beloved Jedi held captive.....


time for you to spread the wealth...share the love....give us something more than being nerfed....


or...... the Jedi..........shall pay the price of the angry mob




Jedi.... Price..... My God, you have me singing Wierd Al's Ebay song now.....



Sicut ergo accepistis Christum Iesum Dominum in ipso ambulate.
rogue_eight
Thu Nov 18, 2004 2:59 am
#59

Hmmm another great idea from Talita...

Grabs a poppy seed bagel.

Takes poppy seeds (one at a time, naturally)

Inserts poppy seeds into noses of Jedi that still have them.

That'll keep 'em occupied while I work on Pub 13.1...
yimaz
Thu Nov 18, 2004 7:15 am
#60

*Drags our 5 very messed up jedi's out of the tent. The first 2 (the ones near death) get kicked into the near by sarlacc pit........screams of pain can be heard comming from the sarlacc's belly. Yim takes a laser knife and as promised removes the other 3'stonuges and thumbs....drags them back into the tent*



I love this thread!



Yimayz Samoot
Master Smuggler & Master Pilot
Captain of the Auto de fé

EraHalcyon
Thu Nov 18, 2004 6:07 pm
#61

::mails a tongue and 2 ears each to Tiggs, TH, and GM::


/piratemodeon


Arr, that'll help 'em ta lis'n and hear us... new ears and tongues...arrr...



Era Halcyon, Smuggler, Kauri

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Sataki
Thu Nov 18, 2004 6:28 pm
#62

....meanwhile back at SOE....

TH: Do you think they are Serious?
GM: I think they are...you better let me get to that Forum!
TH: Good thing that Sarlacc was bugged. Two jedi are safe now.
GM: You know if you would just let me work on that revamp they'll stop complaining
TH: No...NO REVAMP FOR JOO! Instead, I need you to begin coding that new Jedi Skill "/teleport" that we discussed! That'll confuse those smugglers and help keep our jedi happy. Now get on that! And /tell the jedi of our plans to save them



Aristaki
~ Order of the Fallen Cross ~


tralita_tusnami
Thu Nov 18, 2004 7:00 pm
#63



jsut cause i like this thread im going to put this pick here but im not sure if it will work

ok so the java script is broken ummm here is the www. address


http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,13-2004532338,00.html


help me out with the clicky

and its the list on the right, with #6


its cool if you like jedi stuff

that has got to be one of the best web sights

Message Edited by tralita_tusnami on 11-18-2004 06:03 PM



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MASTER SMUGLER/BOUNTY HUNTER/PISTOLER
tralita_tusnami
Thu Nov 18, 2004 7:04 pm
#64

WOOT JUST FOUND I HAVE THE OPTION TO EDIT



_____________________________________________________
Some aspire to be the best, Thunderheart aspires to be just like me
"I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby."

Tralita Tusnami
Bria server
MASTER SMUGLER/BOUNTY HUNTER/PISTOLER
Sataki
Thu Nov 18, 2004 7:16 pm
#65



tralita_tusnami wrote:
jsut cause i like this thread im going to put this pick here but im not sure if it will work
ok so the java script is broken ummm here is the www. address
help me out with the clicky
and its the list on the right, with #6
its cool if you like jedi stuff
that has got to be one of the best web sights

Message Edited by tralita_tusnami on 11-18-2004 06:03 PM






Aristaki
~ Order of the Fallen Cross ~


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