Smuggler Archive
Thread: Jedi prisoners!
Milasio
Wed Nov 17, 2004 8:41 am
#40
yimaz wrote:they must be E-Bay Jedi's.
/sprays coffee out his nose
Damnit man, that hurt!!! lol (my coworkers are giving me funny looks now)
/pirate(imeansmuggler)modeON
Arrrr. Bring that scurvy dog that procured 'em E-bay jedi and we'll be strinin' 'im up too... Someone go out and bring back some o' 'em "real" nerf-bat weildin' bilge rats.
Arrrrgh!
/pirate(imeansmuggler)modeOFF
Ok, I've had way to much fun with this thread. I seriously need to keep off this board. It's ruining my track record of only 1 post a month...
Jaguarrr
Wed Nov 17, 2004 8:53 am
#42
*throws an ysilmari into Ash057's face then beats him unconssious with a vornskr*
Arrrr! That'll be 5! Arrr! Tie em' up!
yimaz
Wed Nov 17, 2004 9:41 am
#43
Hmmmm 5 little jedi all in a row........
*removes the right ear of all 5 Jedi with a light saber*
Hello? Can you hear us now???
rogue_eight
Wed Nov 17, 2004 9:47 am
#44
This could run and run...
I think we're missing an opportunity before the CU happens. We should really be attacking them with pointy sticks and hammers.
But I think we should present them with out own Jedi patch:
Publish 13:
Jedi will be forcibly stripped and turned into Wookiees. Then presented with lots of lovely clothes which they can't wear.
Their favourite toys (lightsabers) will also be handed out to every profession, and like the YT-1300, will need more than one player to properly wield. One to hold it and one to hit people with it.
Spiders/flies will now only be able to be removed from the wound one at a time and you'll have to do it yourself, because you can't autopull any more...
All other professions will now ne able to buy a Jedi haircut from IDs. This will enable the recipient to use all Force powers available but at 10 times the power that Jedis can muster.
And it'll be free.
Lightsaber special moves now only work on the 4th Sunday after the vernal equinox.
But the big news is that Jedi now get a new type of robe that they can wear. It's got a target on the back.
By the way - we're all wearing Imperial hats as a symbol of the most pointless update in the face of so many other game breaking issues.
We also promise to give the Jedi back and cancel Publish 13, but we might keep changing the date...
I think we're missing an opportunity before the CU happens. We should really be attacking them with pointy sticks and hammers.
But I think we should present them with out own Jedi patch:
Publish 13:
Jedi will be forcibly stripped and turned into Wookiees. Then presented with lots of lovely clothes which they can't wear.
Their favourite toys (lightsabers) will also be handed out to every profession, and like the YT-1300, will need more than one player to properly wield. One to hold it and one to hit people with it.
Spiders/flies will now only be able to be removed from the wound one at a time and you'll have to do it yourself, because you can't autopull any more...
All other professions will now ne able to buy a Jedi haircut from IDs. This will enable the recipient to use all Force powers available but at 10 times the power that Jedis can muster.
And it'll be free.
Lightsaber special moves now only work on the 4th Sunday after the vernal equinox.
But the big news is that Jedi now get a new type of robe that they can wear. It's got a target on the back.
By the way - we're all wearing Imperial hats as a symbol of the most pointless update in the face of so many other game breaking issues.
We also promise to give the Jedi back and cancel Publish 13, but we might keep changing the date...
yimaz
Wed Nov 17, 2004 9:56 am
#45
ROFLMAO 5 stars for you!
*smacks a jedi in the face and tells him to stop crying*
tralita_tusnami
Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:20 pm
#47
damn it ROGUE EIGHT,
im sitting here eating poppy seed muffins and read you post and its now stuck in my nose, this sucks !!! its like in total recall when arnald pulls out that thing from his nose omg it hurts. i better not get any scaring, and if i cant blow it out im going to have to go to the hospital thanks.
oh and put the jedi in a small tent striped down to there tighty whities and fill the tent with miscuitos with west nile virus, hmmm i wonder which would kill you first, the larvy growing and eating there way up the legs or the west nile virus???
yimaz
Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:37 pm
#48
tralita_tusnami wrote:
put the jedi in a small tent striped down to there tighty whities and fill the tent with miscuitos with west nile virus, hmmm i wonder which would kill you first, the larvy growing and eating there way up the legs or the west nile virus???
Dont know lets find out!
*Drags all 5 jedi (some missing fingers and toes andall missing an ear) into a tent with millions of misquitoesinfected withwest nile virus. The Flys, Rats and Misquitoeall seem to enjoy the feast.*
Milasio
Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:15 pm
#49
YaAAARRRRRRR!
/me covers the shreeeeking jedi with honey then let's loose a pack of rabid hamsters in the tent.
'at aught to liven things up abit.
Arrrrrrh
/me covers the shreeeeking jedi with honey then let's loose a pack of rabid hamsters in the tent.
'at aught to liven things up abit.
Arrrrrrh
EraHalcyon
Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:32 pm
#51
/forcefeed spice to Jedi
/waitfordowner
/kick Jedis
our spice is useless anyways, so why not use it constructively? keep them tied when it kicks in, then kick them during the downer.
Milasio
Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:39 pm
#52
EraHalcyon wrote:/forcefeed spice to Jedi/waitfordowner/kick Jedisour spice is useless anyways, so why not use it constructively? keep them tied when it kicks in, then kick them during the downer.
Hit 'em with the Pixie!!!! I just found a pack of amorous hedgehogs that need to be introduced to the dev's golden children. We'll film it and sell it on E-Bay... We can make millions!!!!