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Thread: A chuckle for the smuggler

Dark_Paradox
Mon Mar 29, 2004 11:27 am
#534

Lol, customers are reatarded... lol, and Daf its dudes like you bra that make gettign containers hell! 50k! Are you out of your f-cking mind!?
mur-on-eclipse
Tue Mar 30, 2004 5:11 am
#535

tired of explaining how slicing works to newbs? do what i do and speak in any language but basic. if they can't understand ryl, they got no business asking for slices.


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JeffIncredible
Tue Mar 30, 2004 11:59 am
#536

http://www.suburban-trunkmonkey.com



Just something that made me laugh.



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LoboBiZARro
Tue Mar 30, 2004 12:12 pm
#537

Oh god... lol




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skullcleaver
Tue Mar 30, 2004 2:01 pm
#538

I sure could use one of those.
WayneInAustin
Wed Mar 31, 2004 1:12 am
#539

Thanks........... I needed that!! ROFL!




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Nightshift100
Wed Mar 31, 2004 5:12 am
#540






Dmytri wrote:



Oh, and to the above... A "n i p" can be used as a racial term for someone from Japan. Although it's mildly dated (considering WW2 ended a short while ago).

Message Edited by Dmytri on 03-29-2004 08:04 AM



Unfortunately its not all that dated. It is short for Nippon or Niponnesewhich means Japan or Japanesse (not sure in what language) and is still a prevelant racial slur in unenlightened circles of knuckle dragging, mouth breathing, morons. I hate racism in ALL forms. No one should be hated because of their race...its the content of their character that make them A-holes, not where they are from.

Message Edited by Nightshift100 on 03-31-2004 04:12 AM



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Confusion12345
Wed Mar 31, 2004 2:13 pm
#541

I'm not racist against anyone, I just happen to like certain races better than others



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Ryutek
Wed Mar 31, 2004 3:00 pm
#542






Nightshift100 wrote:






Dmytri wrote:



Oh, and to the above... A "n i p" can be used as a racial term for someone from Japan. Although it's mildly dated (considering WW2 ended a short while ago).

Message Edited by Dmytri on 03-29-2004 08:04 AM



Unfortunately its not all that dated. It is short for Nippon or Niponnesewhich means Japan or Japanesse (not sure in what language) and is still a prevelant racial slur in unenlightened circles of knuckle dragging, mouth breathing, morons. I hate racism in ALL forms. No one should be hated because of their race...its the content of their character that make them A-holes, not where they are from.


Message Edited by Nightshift100 on 03-31-2004 04:12 AM






Nippon is one way of saying "Japan" in Japanese, although the most frequently used is "Nihon"




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RebRamon
Wed Mar 31, 2004 7:29 pm
#543

There are several different types of clients. The other day I ran into someone in the 'paranoid' category. This person was incredibly concerned that I would take their pistol and not give it back. The usual questions were in there. "Can you slice? How much?" etc. However after every question the person followed with things like"I better get my weapon back. If you steal it I'll report you>" kind of things. I though "Huh. Must be a nice pistol." I trade with the person and receive the pistol. Iget a tell5 second after the trade asking for it back. I finished it quickly enough and completed the transaction laughing to myself. Holding a krayt FWG5 pistol in my hand I don't think the person should betoo concerned with me stealing their DL44.


I too have had the 'Fence' title up and been asked for Fencing training. I've also had people think it literally meant I was a Fence, as in picket or chain-link.








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OdiousEncounter
Wed Mar 31, 2004 10:53 pm
#544



Just made master smuggler last night. Sliced my own suit of armor (30% encumbs on helm, chest, and legs, eff on everything else. good enough for me.) and started up my slicing spam. I get a tell.


Guy: Hey : )


Me: Hi there.


Guy: Can you speed slice my launcher pistol please?


Me: (He seems nice, but I know enough to be cautious) Sorry, it's random. I don't get to choose between speed and damage.


Guy: Ah ok, I don't know about that, sorry. = )


Me: Want me to try?


Guy: Yes plz. : )


We trade. I like the guy, so am hoping for a good speed slice. Lo and behold, 35% speed on my first master commercial slice. A pity he seems to know little about slicing and probably wont appreciate it...


Me: Wow, looks like your lucky day! 35% speed!


Guy: Oh that means?


Me: (darn!) The weapon will be 35% faster now, which is the best possible slice and is quite rare.


Guy: ah ok : )


We trade back, and he pays me twice what i was asking. Just regrettable that he couldn't understand the beauty of the situation, and that i couldn't share my first perfect slice with someone who realized what it was.Moral of the story: Ignorance is not a crime, just be nice to your smuggler!

Message Edited by OdiousEncounter on 03-31-2004 09:56 PM



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Confusion12345
Wed Mar 31, 2004 11:46 pm
#545






RebRamon wrote:

There are several different types of clients. The other day I ran into someone in the 'paranoid' category. This person was incredibly concerned that I would take their pistol and not give it back. The usual questions were in there. "Can you slice? How much?" etc. However after every question the person followed with things like"I better get my weapon back. If you steal it I'll report you>" kind of things. I though "Huh. Must be a nice pistol." I trade with the person and receive the pistol. Iget a tell5 second after the trade asking for it back. I finished it quickly enough and completed the transaction laughing to myself. Holding a krayt FWG5 pistol in my hand I don't think the person should betoo concerned with me stealing their DL44.


I too have had the 'Fence' title up and been asked for Fencing training. I've also had people think it literally meant I was a Fence, as in picket or chain-link.












LOL. Would have been hilarious if he refused to pay you and then accused you of stealing


Or, if you had a TEF and got killed while slicing, and he accused you of running off with his gun




-Confusion12345

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Pharfignewton
Thu Apr 01, 2004 12:56 am
#546

Even funnier is when a customer of mine ran up to me screaming to slice his weapon, apparently noticing my slicer title. I askedwhat the hurry was, and he yelled that he was a rebel, in bestine, being chased by several imp players. If he wanted to win, apparently he needed his carbine sliced and some pixie to fight back. I was in the middle of hurridly slicing his carbine (he offered me three times my usual price, how could I refuse?) and was just about to hand it back when suddenly several troopers accompanied by three fellow imperial players (I'm an imp myself, but I'm not against dealing with rebs) appeared and proceeded to hand him his ass on a tarnished bronze platter. After was deathblowed, with me just watching speechlessly, the players and troopers went back to their regular lives. I shrugged my shoulders and went back to making spice.



About an hour later, the same player sent me a tell asking if all was clear. I gave him the proverbial thumbs up and returned his weapon and several nuetron pixies, free of charge. I just felt too sorry for him being the unfortunate rebel in such an imperial town . . .




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