Smuggler Archive
Thread: A chuckle for the smuggler
Nightshift100
Wed Mar 24, 2004 6:41 am
#508
ikolian wrote:
I just got ahold of a pixie schem and made myself some. I was writing a macro to eat the pixie, then send a /tell to myself when I only had 100s left so I could get out of danger before the downer. Well, I forgot a panel change- and ran the macro on the wrong panel- before I knew it, just about every macro I had was running and my poor bothan was guzzling brandy, bodyshot2 spamming, sampling, standing, trying to flourish, trying to dance, spamingvehicles,and burst running all at the same time! took a while to get enough /dump commands in to kill the macros- I thought it was kinda funny with the craziness happening because of the drugs
This is what we used to call a "bad trip" when I was in college. Would love to have seen this happen, I would have had a good time offering to take you to rehab or something. LOL 
Dark_Paradox
Wed Mar 24, 2004 8:33 am
#509
Who oen starred me! It was hard enough getting 3! B@stards...
Pelligrosa
Wed Mar 24, 2004 12:28 pm
#510
Not a smuggler story, just a funny little bug I stumbled on!
Last night I was working on the Emperor's Retreat themepark. I finally get to the throne room and I'mrunning the mission for the Emperor where you're supposed to bring him the Queen of Naboo's "Handmaiden" who acutally turns out to be the Queen herself (nothing to suprising there, but you'd think they'd learn after all that Amidala BS). Well, I fly out to the WP and I notice there's something wrong looking about the "Handmaiden" NPC. She seems really.... ugly. Then I examine her, the "Handmaiden" is a MALE TWILEK. I think to myself, "maybe it's just a position title." But then I bring him/her back to the Emperor for my reward and he refers to her as "the Queen" "she" and "her".... um.....
*Pelligrosa pats The Emperor on the Head*
Way to use the force there, buddy!
I don't know maybe Naboo is just really liberal? I was laughing about this all night... took a ton of screencaps!
Hurrah for random NPC generation!
WayneInAustin
Wed Mar 24, 2004 3:28 pm
#511
Pelligrosa...
That is really funny. I had actually noticed it a long time ago on the "Garm Ilbis" missions in coronet. I was sent out to return a male and found a female, or vice-versa. But your recounting had me laughing all over again!
Jiist
Wed Mar 24, 2004 4:09 pm
#512
"I leave for my vendor. At the shuttle I tell him the same. I send the email. I put the gun on my vendor. 4k for a E11 carbine. Don't know how it ranks among carbines but I have to say, it's not terrible. If he doesn't pay me by next friday I put it up on the bazaar or auction it off here."
JTGAlpha - Send me an email in game with its stats and I can let you know how it compares to my E11 Carbines. That may help you price it when you sell it on the bazaar or forums. I am sorry you had to wait an hour just to deal with this guy - I will be sure not to sell any of my weapons to him as well.
Jiist
JTGAlpha - Send me an email in game with its stats and I can let you know how it compares to my E11 Carbines. That may help you price it when you sell it on the bazaar or forums. I am sorry you had to wait an hour just to deal with this guy - I will be sure not to sell any of my weapons to him as well.
Jiist
Jiist
Wed Mar 24, 2004 4:23 pm
#513
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Me: No your trying to buy one, I'm trying to verbally abuse you enough so that you leave me alone and let me enjoy my little hunting trip
...
Me: Im charging you 40k because A. your capslock has been on for the last 20 minutes and it annoyed me, and B. You annoyed me
Bungroy: NO YOU CANT DO THAT
Me: Why not? its 45k now
Bungroy: Your a bad salesman
Me: Im a person with a swoop I don't need to sell
Bungroy FINE IM SORRY DUDE
Me: 46k
Bungroy: WHAT THE **** IS YOUR PROBLEM
Me: 47k
Bungroy WHATS WRONG I DIDNT SAY NETHING
Me: 48k
Bungroy what is your fricken problem
Me: You just fixed it
Bungroy: so your gunna sell the bike for 15k???
Me: no
Bungroy: So how much will it be?
Me: 49k I hate you
Bungroy:
Me: 55k and I still hate you
Bungroy FINE YOU MTHER GIMEM THE DAM BIKE
Me: 60k
*So he runs in and we trade*
Bungroy: Why aren't you attacking stuff are you scared?
Me: No im trading with you
Bungroy: **edit**
*Cancel Trade*
Me: 65k
Bungroy: GODAMMIT FINE
*trade.... trade completed*
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Wow!!!! That is just insanely funny.
Jiist
Me: No your trying to buy one, I'm trying to verbally abuse you enough so that you leave me alone and let me enjoy my little hunting trip
...
Me: Im charging you 40k because A. your capslock has been on for the last 20 minutes and it annoyed me, and B. You annoyed me
Bungroy: NO YOU CANT DO THAT
Me: Why not? its 45k now
Bungroy: Your a bad salesman
Me: Im a person with a swoop I don't need to sell
Bungroy FINE IM SORRY DUDE
Me: 46k
Bungroy: WHAT THE **** IS YOUR PROBLEM
Me: 47k
Bungroy WHATS WRONG I DIDNT SAY NETHING
Me: 48k
Bungroy what is your fricken problem
Me: You just fixed it
Bungroy: so your gunna sell the bike for 15k???
Me: no
Bungroy: So how much will it be?
Me: 49k I hate you
Bungroy:
Me: 55k and I still hate you
Bungroy FINE YOU MTHER GIMEM THE DAM BIKE
Me: 60k
*So he runs in and we trade*
Bungroy: Why aren't you attacking stuff are you scared?
Me: No im trading with you
Bungroy: **edit**
*Cancel Trade*
Me: 65k
Bungroy: GODAMMIT FINE
*trade.... trade completed*
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Wow!!!! That is just insanely funny.
Jiist
Confusion12345
Wed Mar 24, 2004 8:18 pm
#514
Jiist wrote:
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Me: No your trying to buy one, I'm trying to verbally abuse you enough so that you leave me alone and let me enjoy my little hunting trip
...
Me: Im charging you 40k because A. your capslock has been on for the last 20 minutes and it annoyed me, and B. You annoyed me
Bungroy: NO YOU CANT DO THAT
Me: Why not? its 45k now
Bungroy: Your a bad salesman
Me: Im a person with a swoop I don't need to sell
Bungroy FINE IM SORRY DUDE
Me: 46k
Bungroy: WHAT THE **** IS YOUR PROBLEM
Me: 47k
Bungroy WHATS WRONG I DIDNT SAY NETHING
Me: 48k
Bungroy what is your fricken problem
Me: You just fixed it
Bungroy: so your gunna sell the bike for 15k???
Me: no
Bungroy: So how much will it be?
Me: 49k I hate you
Bungroy:
Me: 55k and I still hate you
Bungroy FINE YOU MTHER GIMEM THE DAM BIKE
Me: 60k
*So he runs in and we trade*
Bungroy: Why aren't you attacking stuff are you scared?
Me: No im trading with you
Bungroy: **edit**
*Cancel Trade*
Me: 65k
Bungroy: GODAMMIT FINE
*trade.... trade completed*
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Wow!!!! That is just insanely funny.
Jiist
LMFAO!!
OdiousEncounter
Wed Mar 24, 2004 9:49 pm
#515
Well, i still haven't met any true idiots slicing, and any chances of doing so are going to be temporarly put on hold. *grumbles something about his friend letting the maintenance on his factory expire while he still had 50k worth of molecular clamps inside*
However, i had an amusing feign death experience last night.... [off of memory and edited slightly for amusement]
I've finally managed to talk my RL friend into coming to yavin with me to visit to geonosian bunker. After gaping in awe at the new move up and down commands despite my incessant pestering (i had finished gaping at them a few days ago) and two hours of him stacking his rancor hides on top of eachother, we finally arrive on Yavin and travel to the bunker.
We learn quickly that the bunker is no place for one rifleman and one smuggler/CH. Enhanced Kwi suck. It wasn't long before we were begging another group for invites with eventual success. We get to the first door, where the other smuggler in the group and me happily slice our way through the door while watching the rest of the group run around in panic looking for a code. I had gotten the code earlier, so i told the group what it was.
Their competence was relatively lacking. I don't know exactly what went wrong, but it resulted in half of our group being promptly incapped and deathblown. The only survivors were me, my RL friend, and the other smuggler (a master). We proceed through the second door to spy an alert droideka just around the corner.
We debate for a while on whether or not we could take it (it only conned yellow [in hindsight, that was probably because we were still grouped with everyone back at the cloning center]), so we decide to go for it. Bad idea. My RL friend (silly non-smuggler) was torn to bits, while the other smuggler and i happily feigned. My friend is deathblown and the droid rolls over to stand on our corpses.
So we have two smugglers feigning death at the bottom of a dungeon surrounded by hostile critters. Could you have a more perfect situation?
Other Smuggler: So... uh... what now?
Me: Well, one of us gets up and dashes for the cave entrance.
OS: And the other?
Me: They get to live and watch the first one sacrafice himself.
OS: ... oh.
Me: ...
OS: ...
Me: Not it!
It could have been a very interesting conversation, but he had to ruin it by heroically volunteering 
. Feeling bad, I decide that we should both stand at the same time.
. Feeling bad, I decide that we should both stand at the same time.Well, i did give him a one second head start. The droideika begins to pummel him while i begin to make a break for it. Successfully clear of the droideka, i enter the hall to see an enhanced kwi round the corner and ram me at full speed, another following it. Fortunately, i feign in time.
I took this chance to check on my partner. He had apparently thrown on a suit of composite and had feigned the droideka's attack, and was a few rooms behind me.
The next 10 minutes were spent standing, running a step, and feigning. It was very slow progress, and the kwi tended to hit me backwards a few times. Eventually, my partner gets up and runs screaming past me with the droideka full on his tail. He falls down a few steps later, but apparently didn't hit his feign button in time. The droideka rolls over and DBs him. Now I'm all alone, with a droideka and 2 kwi on top of me.
I made another break for it, but this time was cut down before i could feign. Miraculously, nothing DBed me, and the real incap lost me the agro. This allows me enough time to run before they notice me. I make it to the entry cave, which is filling with geonosians and me not having enough HAM to feign. I'm incapped once again, but not deathblown. (Geonosians like me...)
I get up from my second incap, sprint past all of the geos, and get my first glimpse of the sky in quite some time. I'm aggroed by a geonosian again, feign death, and get out alive. I promptly log off, never to return to the geonosian bunker alone during off hours.
Lixosskzzo
Thu Mar 25, 2004 2:18 am
#517
Odious, that's a pretty cool story, glad you made it out ok. I still think it sucks that fd doesn't reset aggro.... But I'm sure alot of people do, as well :/
Pelligrosa
Thu Mar 25, 2004 10:56 am
#518
Wow, great way to use Feign Death! Proving once again, that smugglers are an awesome dungeon class. Who else can get all the way to the bottom and never kill a single critter? True, it takes you 15 hours, but it can be done!!! Hail the mighty smuggler! (Pelligrosa says as she lies alone at the bottom of a cave full of aggros that can eat her.)
Bindermen
Thu Mar 25, 2004 6:29 pm
#519
Guy asked me if he could buy some muon gold
I sent him to my vendor...
He goes and buy a muon gold...
About 30 minutes later I get a tell saying that I am an exploiter and that I rigged the muon to decrease his stats...
I nearly rolled of my chair then
Confusion12345
Thu Mar 25, 2004 8:46 pm
#520
A guy walked into a bar.....just after a smuggler sliced the bar for damage. OW!