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Thread: Let us craft fine bordello furniture!

fishbrains
Wed Jan 19, 2005 12:34 pm
#40




MISTagent01 wrote:




yimaz wrote:




Ternque01 wrote:

Ummmm... WOW!


This is possibly the most interesting thread EVAR!!!!


Awesome work yimaz and MISTangent.





TyTern....I have way to much time on my hands, lol.




Muchas gracias!


I just also realized I hit 1000 posts! Go me!


*throws confetti in the air*


*chokes on confetti*


*dies*




/target Veela


/commence CPR



grats





Joras 'Godfather' Kal'lan/Aethen Dor

Master Smuggler/Master Officer
Sunrunner's Elder Smuggler


fishbrains
Wed Jan 19, 2005 12:37 pm
#41
here's what I think we need





Joras 'Godfather' Kal'lan/Aethen Dor

Master Smuggler/Master Officer
Sunrunner's Elder Smuggler


MISTagent01
Wed Jan 19, 2005 12:41 pm
#42




fishbrains wrote:

here's what I think we need


Good Times!





One word ( said in a VERY Homestar-like voice: )


FWIGGIN' AWESOME! (ok it was 2.)



V E E L A "her royal hawtness"
I am Jack's Smirking Revenge. I am Jack's Ignored Profession.
Theed was a bustling commerce city...people hawked their wares, danced, laughed, dueled, and had a rollicking good time. Cantinas packed with Entertainers of every race, shape and size...along with scoundrels, Stormtroopers, and drunks. People grouped up and stuck together in the wilderness, and you ALWAYS took a Scout or a Ranger with you. We lived our own Star Wars saga. We created our own personas, our own histories, and it all blended into this wonderful, magical experience that I will always remember...

That magic is gone now, but I'd pay 50 bucks a month to have it back.

Editor's Note: The author of the above post has quit giving SOE her money. She suggests you do the same, because this game will never be what you want it to be.


Akiram_Glockem
Wed Jan 19, 2005 6:26 pm
#43
fishbrains wrote:
here's what I think we need



That's awesome. I noticed there is an elite prof coming off of there, now we need someone to make the Ghetto Superstar skill tree

Message Edited by Akiram_Glockem on 01-19-2005 08:27 PM



Akiram "The Glock" Glockem
Master SmugglerXCommandoXPistoleerXAlliance Pilot
Grand de facto leader of DLW and bringer of DOOOOOM
"Old Jedi never die, they just end up on eBay"
I am Jack's ignored profession.
DrevenStrobe
Wed Jan 19, 2005 7:46 pm
#44




fishbrains wrote:

here's what I think we need


Good Times!





Priceless



Dreven Strobe (Colonel) Tristyn Strobe
TKM / Master Pistoleer / Master Smuggler / Master Merchant
Imp FP Broker: 130c/FP Starsider Imp FP Broker: 130c/FP
Smuggler 'til the end...and then some.
"Everything I tell you is a lie. The truth is always bigger than the words we use to describe it."
yimaz
Thu Jan 20, 2005 1:03 am
#45




MISTagent01 wrote:




fishbrains wrote:

here's what I think we need


Good Times!





One word ( said in a VERY Homestar-like voice: )


FWIGGIN' AWESOME! (ok it was 2.)





Man..... blocked by my work server, I have to wait till I get home to checkit out.



Yimayz Samoot
Master Smuggler & Master Pilot
Captain of the Auto de fé

Shrendyc
Thu Jan 20, 2005 1:18 am
#46






yimaz wrote:


Man..... blocked by my work server, I have to wait till I get home to checkit out.





Trust me, man - it is WELL worth the wait...don't drink anything, and be sitting down.



"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex... It takes a touch of genius --- and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction. "
LM
Thu Jan 20, 2005 1:49 am
#47
This thread rivals "A Chuckle for the Smuggler" as Best. Thread. Ever.




Lilac Moon



Lilac Moon

__________________________________________________________

There are no functional Smugglers in SWG; even Han cannot Smuggle.


Smuggler History
Harrison Bergeron by Kurt Vonnegut
lekkuboogie
Thu Jan 20, 2005 7:34 am
#48
ROFLMAO!


Can we have a quest to find Lando's 'Little Black Book', too? I bet Charlie Sheen is in it...


This is about the funniest thread I've seen in a looong time!

My original-since-launch character is a smuggler, moth-balled until revamp, but reading the boards here reminds me why I love the smuggler community best of all!!



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~Ihala~
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fishbrains
Thu Jan 20, 2005 3:11 pm
#49




DrevenStrobe wrote:




fishbrains wrote:

here's what I think we need


Good Times!





Priceless



/shrug, one does what one can.


BTW, the phrase 'backhand mastery' makes me laugh every time.







Joras 'Godfather' Kal'lan/Aethen Dor

Master Smuggler/Master Officer
Sunrunner's Elder Smuggler


Nicolas_Frost
Thu Jan 20, 2005 8:05 pm
#50






You guys seem to have forgotten one. The PLAYA!



Masta PLAYA

All Platinum Certification, All Diamond Studded Certification, /smoothanddeepvoice, Exquisitely Made Suit Certification, Fun-kay Steppin', +10 Bling Size, +10 Total Bling, +25 Booty Call, +15 Pickup Line, +10 Ladies on Standby, Sexlights Certification



Bling-Blinga Lady's Man Sugga Daddy Funky Walka





Diamond Studded Platinum /silkyvoiceBubbling Hottub CertificationFunky Steppin'

Chain Certification+20 Booty Call Silk Shirt Certification

Platinum Money Clip+10 Pickup Line +5 Ladies on Standby

Certification

+4 Bling Size

+4 Total Bling





All Gold Certification+20 Booty CallExpertly Made Suit Certification Fancy Steppin'

Platinum Chain Certification +5 Pickup LineRotating Bed Certification

+2 Bling Size +5 Ladies on Standby

+2 Total Bling


Gold, Diamond-Studded /pillowtalkFinely Made Suit Certification Confident Sway

Money Clip Certification +10 Booty CallVelvet Shirt Certification

+2 Bling Size+2 Pickup Line+2 Ladies on Standby

+2 Total Bling




Gold Chain Certification+10 Booty CallBoxers w/ Hearts CertificationBounce in yo step

+1 Bling size+2 Pickup line +2 Ladies on Standby

+1 Total Bling






Novice Playa


All Silver Certification, Hydraulics Certification, Booty Call skill, +10 Booty Call, Basic Steppin', Pickup Line skill, + 3 Pickup Line



MasterEntertainer Propagandist


Edited for correct Prerequisits.


Edited for incorrect certifications. This has been corrected and should now be live.


Message Edited by Nicolas_Frost on 01-20-2005 09:18 PM

Message Edited by Nicolas_Frost on 01-20-2005 11:22 PM



Jaecob Maragi
Babelonian Militia Captain
Master Smuggler and Alliance Pilot
Captain of the LongShot(2)
THE Official Smuggler Forum Smartass!
The prices of my services are based on "tolerance". The more I have to tolerate you, the more you have to pay me.


MavriK512
Thu Jan 20, 2005 8:12 pm
#51
I don't know why, but "Bounce In Yo' Step" had me rofling.



Naco-Smuggler-Valcyn
Naogo Belau-Ranger/Creature Handler-Ahazi
MISTagent01
Thu Jan 20, 2005 9:09 pm
#52
Silk shirt is WAY too low on the skill tree...it's being exploited by dabblers and it needs to be moved!



V E E L A "her royal hawtness"
I am Jack's Smirking Revenge. I am Jack's Ignored Profession.
Theed was a bustling commerce city...people hawked their wares, danced, laughed, dueled, and had a rollicking good time. Cantinas packed with Entertainers of every race, shape and size...along with scoundrels, Stormtroopers, and drunks. People grouped up and stuck together in the wilderness, and you ALWAYS took a Scout or a Ranger with you. We lived our own Star Wars saga. We created our own personas, our own histories, and it all blended into this wonderful, magical experience that I will always remember...

That magic is gone now, but I'd pay 50 bucks a month to have it back.

Editor's Note: The author of the above post has quit giving SOE her money. She suggests you do the same, because this game will never be what you want it to be.


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