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Thread: Let us craft fine bordello furniture!

MavriK512
Thu Jan 20, 2005 9:25 pm
#53

How do you dabble in a profession that needs a master hybrid class and one tree from an elite class?



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RoperGaran
Thu Jan 20, 2005 10:18 pm
#54

Hmmm... this thread was the first to catch my eye when I entered this forum and I thought I was in the Architect section.



".*^*."

Nicolas_Frost
Thu Jan 20, 2005 10:20 pm
#55







Patchnotes:

It seems an error was made, and two of the tiers in Sugga Daddy of the Playa profession were coded incorrectly, resulting in the Silk Shirt and Boxers w/ Hearts certifications to be placed in the wrong tiers. This has been corrected.




Five stars to whomever gets the reference.



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SpinningCloud
Thu Jan 20, 2005 11:20 pm
#56

You all are making fun of my very serious request.




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TomoRainer
Thu Jan 20, 2005 11:48 pm
#57

Maybe a bubble tank IS a bidet.

That would explain a lot.







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Jaguarrr
Fri Jan 21, 2005 5:23 am
#58






Nicolas_Frost wrote:







Patchnotes:

It seems an error was made, and two of the tiers in Sugga Daddy of the Playa profession were coded incorrectly, resulting in the Silk Shirt and Boxers w/ Hearts certifications to be placed in the wrong tiers. This has been corrected.




Five stars to whomever gets the reference.







Slicing II switched with Slicing IV


And people say I am strange...




We couldn't play SWG without Tiggs. Now we can =)
Nicolas_Frost
Fri Jan 21, 2005 5:54 am
#59






Jaguarrr wrote:





Nicolas_Frost wrote:







Patchnotes:

It seems an error was made, and two of the tiers in Sugga Daddy of the Playa profession were coded incorrectly, resulting in the Silk Shirt and Boxers w/ Hearts certifications to be placed in the wrong tiers. This has been corrected.




Five stars to whomever gets the reference.







Slicing II switched with Slicing IV


And people say I am strange...







DING!DING!DING! WE HAVE A WINNER!



Jaecob Maragi
Babelonian Militia Captain
Master Smuggler and Alliance Pilot
Captain of the LongShot(2)
THE Official Smuggler Forum Smartass!
The prices of my services are based on "tolerance". The more I have to tolerate you, the more you have to pay me.


SpinningCloud
Fri Jan 21, 2005 9:20 am
#60

TomoRainer; "Maybe a bubble tank IS a bidet."


I must remember to move it off my living room coffee table before I invite you over.




Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie, Two years of "Soon"(TM), a harsh bunch of lies.
Ask me a riddle and I reply: "Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie"

Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie, Dancers can't smuggle and neither can I.
Ask me a riddle and I reply: "Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie."

Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie, Why are there Jedi, I don't know why.
Ask me a riddle and I reply: "Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie."

Shrendyc
Fri Jan 21, 2005 9:28 am
#61






SpinningCloud wrote:

TomoRainer; "Maybe a bubble tank IS a bidet."


I must remember to move it off my living room coffee table before I invite you over.





When TomoRainer comes over, the frogs stop swimming...



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Daturaze
Fri Jan 21, 2005 9:43 am
#62






TomoRainer wrote:
Maybe a bubble tank IS a bidet.

That would explain a lot.






I checked, no shooting water.


I got several weird looks from people as I expermented with this (mental note: do experments in own house - not city hall next time).


On an aside - one of the biggest laughs I had was checking out a friends house (friend is a wookiee) and he had an architect make up one of those huge city fountains named "Wookiee Bidet"


Hmm....... I guess you had to be there


Cheers
Dat



Nicolas_Frost
Sat Jan 22, 2005 5:14 am
#63

Guess what!


I just realized something. Each of these three professions are interdependant on each other! Of course, it makes perfect sense that they are, but check it out, if SOE would actually allow professions like these, we've already got them balanced and interactive!





Jaecob Maragi
Babelonian Militia Captain
Master Smuggler and Alliance Pilot
Captain of the LongShot(2)
THE Official Smuggler Forum Smartass!
The prices of my services are based on "tolerance". The more I have to tolerate you, the more you have to pay me.


DrevenStrobe
Sat Jan 22, 2005 7:50 am
#64






Nicolas_Frost wrote:

Guess what!


I just realized something. Each of these three professions are interdependant on each other! Of course, it makes perfect sense that they are, but check it out, if SOE would actually allow professions like these, we've already got them balanced and interactive!








Shouldn't there also be a female variation of the Playa skillset? Girls can be just as proficient playas as guys can. And wouldn't Pimp and Madam be elite-elite offshoots of the respective Playa professions?



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Nicolas_Frost
Sat Jan 22, 2005 8:44 am
#65



DrevenStrobe wrote:


Nicolas_Frost wrote:
Guess what!
I just realized something. Each of these three professions are interdependant on each other! Of course, it makes perfect sense that they are, but check it out, if SOE would actually allow professions like these, we've already got them balanced and interactive!



Shouldn't there also be a female variation of the Playa skillset? Girls can be just as proficient playas as guys can. And wouldn't Pimp and Madam be elite-elite offshoots of the respective Playa professions?




Fantastic idea! Now we need someone to write up a lady's version of the playa!



Jaecob Maragi
Babelonian Militia Captain
Master Smuggler and Alliance Pilot
Captain of the LongShot(2)
THE Official Smuggler Forum Smartass!
The prices of my services are based on "tolerance". The more I have to tolerate you, the more you have to pay me.


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