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DrevenStrobe

Wed Jan 19, 2005 8:31 am

#27

ROFL

Dreven Strobe (Colonel) ~~Tristyn Strobe~~

TKM / Master Pistoleer / Master Smuggler / ~~Master Merchant~~

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Smuggler 'til the end...and then some.

"Everything I tell you is a lie. The truth is always bigger than the words we use to describe it."

Diopter

Wed Jan 19, 2005 8:49 am

#28

yimaz wrote:

Now bordello's would be for the "Madam" professsion, any ladies care to put that skill set together?

I have plenty of time to think while at work.

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diopter

n : a secksee smuggler who resides in the Shadowfire Galaxy

n : a unit of measurement of the refractive power of a lens which is equal to the reciprocal of the focal length measured in meters

MISTagent01

Wed Jan 19, 2005 10:18 am

#29

I'm going to SO get walloped for this...

Master Madam

+50Ladies' Effectiveness / +10Money Laundering /+10Charge to Customer/ New Customer: Celebrities / +10 Ho Looks / Diamond EncrustedLingerie Schematic /Little Black BookSchematic / Place Structure: Bordello

Masking Mama Hollywood MadamTatooine Madam Efficient Ladies/Big Spendin' Mama

Chest Augmentation+10% Charge to Customer+10customer persuade +10 Money Laundering

+10 Ho LooksBarely There Lingerie Schematic +8 Ladies + 25Ladies' Effectiveness

Liposuction+20% Charge to Customer +20 customer persuade + 20 Money Laundering

+20 Ho LooksNaughty Lingerie Schematic+6Ladies Lady Skill: Timid Virgin

DSLs +20% Charge to Customer +20 customer persuade + 20 Money Laundering

+20 Ho LooksGolden LingerieSchematic+4LadiesLady Skill: Dominatrix

Pancake Makeup+20% Charge to Customer +20 customer persuade + 20 Money Laundering

+20 Ho LooksNew Customer: Politicians+2LadiesLow Blowj...you know what it is!

Heavy Eyeshadow+20%Charge to Customer +20 customer persuade + 20 Money Laundering

+20Ho LooksSilk Lingerie Schematic +1LadiesLady Skill: Naughty Schoolgirl

Novice Madam

Place Structure: Brothel / +1 Lady of the Night

Image DesignerSmuggler Artisan

Message Edited by MISTagent01 on 01-19-2005 09:20 AM

V E E L A "her royal hawtness"
I am Jack's Smirking Revenge. I am Jack's Ignored Profession.
Theed was a bustling commerce city...people hawked their wares, danced, laughed, dueled, and had a rollicking good time. Cantinas packed with Entertainers of every race, shape and size...along with scoundrels, Stormtroopers, and drunks. People grouped up and stuck together in the wilderness, and you ALWAYS took a Scout or a Ranger with you. We lived our own Star Wars saga. We created our own personas, our own histories, and it all blended into this wonderful, magical experience that I will always remember...

That magic is gone now, but I'd pay 50 bucks a month to have it back.

Editor's Note: The author of the above post has quit giving SOE her money. She suggests you do the same, because this game will never be what you want it to be.

yimaz

Wed Jan 19, 2005 10:19 am

#30

ROFLMAO, Nice work veela now lets get these over the the Dev's and get them in game.

Message Edited by yimaz on 01-19-2005 12:30 PM

Yimayz Samoot
Master Smuggler & Master Pilot
Captain of the Auto de fé

MISTagent01

Wed Jan 19, 2005 11:06 am

#31

Yeah, I need to type this up and send it to TH and JustG ASAP!!!

V E E L A "her royal hawtness"
I am Jack's Smirking Revenge. I am Jack's Ignored Profession.
Theed was a bustling commerce city...people hawked their wares, danced, laughed, dueled, and had a rollicking good time. Cantinas packed with Entertainers of every race, shape and size...along with scoundrels, Stormtroopers, and drunks. People grouped up and stuck together in the wilderness, and you ALWAYS took a Scout or a Ranger with you. We lived our own Star Wars saga. We created our own personas, our own histories, and it all blended into this wonderful, magical experience that I will always remember...

That magic is gone now, but I'd pay 50 bucks a month to have it back.

Editor's Note: The author of the above post has quit giving SOE her money. She suggests you do the same, because this game will never be what you want it to be.

Daturaze

Wed Jan 19, 2005 11:20 am

#32

yimaz wrote:

Master Pimp

+50cane smack down/ +10 pimp slap/+10 ho locate/ platinum bracelet schematic/ fish tank shoe's schematic

Artisan

This is so UN-PC that I feel dirty for LMAO!

I have a feeling that there may need to be 18+ Server if these professions go in.

Great work!

zzSeawock

Wed Jan 19, 2005 11:34 am

#33

Shouldn't this be in a the 'just for a laugh' thread? Because I'm cracking up! Not only are the smuggler boards the nicest group of people, they are also -- hands down --the funniest!

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Shrendyc

Wed Jan 19, 2005 11:37 am

#34

This thread has made my whole week - lol. I am still chuckling. Man did I need this....lol...

"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex... It takes a touch of genius --- and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction. "

Thochkored

Wed Jan 19, 2005 11:42 am

#35

I can't wait to see the"Trading 6 Hos on Chilstar for 6 Hos on Bloodfin" threads in the Trade Forums.

Message Edited by Thochkored on 01-19-2005 12:42 PM

Ackaak Adack
Bloodfin
"Wars not make one great."

Davian Shaw
Bloodfin
"You came in that thing?"

yimaz

Wed Jan 19, 2005 11:46 am

#36

Thochkored wrote:

I can't wait to see the"Trading 6 Hos on Chilstar for 6 Hos on Bloodfin" threads in the Trade Forums.

Message Edited by Thochkored on 01-19-2005 12:42 PM

Yimayz Samoot
Master Smuggler & Master Pilot
Captain of the Auto de fé

Ternque01

Wed Jan 19, 2005 12:12 pm

#37

Ummmm... WOW!

This is possibly the most interesting thread EVAR!!!!

Awesome work yimaz and MISTangent.

Axob Freelight
The non-Jedi are extinct. Their fire has gone out of the universe.

yimaz

Wed Jan 19, 2005 12:23 pm

#38

Ternque01 wrote:

Ummmm... WOW!

This is possibly the most interesting thread EVAR!!!!

Awesome work yimaz and MISTangent.

TyTern....I have way to much time on my hands, lol.

Yimayz Samoot
Master Smuggler & Master Pilot
Captain of the Auto de fé

MISTagent01

Wed Jan 19, 2005 12:33 pm

#39

yimaz wrote:

Ternque01 wrote:

Ummmm... WOW!

This is possibly the most interesting thread EVAR!!!!

Awesome work yimaz and MISTangent.

TyTern....I have way to much time on my hands, lol.

Muchas gracias!

I just also realized I hit 1000 posts! Go me!

*throws confetti in the air*

*chokes on confetti*

*dies*

V E E L A "her royal hawtness"
I am Jack's Smirking Revenge. I am Jack's Ignored Profession.
Theed was a bustling commerce city...people hawked their wares, danced, laughed, dueled, and had a rollicking good time. Cantinas packed with Entertainers of every race, shape and size...along with scoundrels, Stormtroopers, and drunks. People grouped up and stuck together in the wilderness, and you ALWAYS took a Scout or a Ranger with you. We lived our own Star Wars saga. We created our own personas, our own histories, and it all blended into this wonderful, magical experience that I will always remember...

That magic is gone now, but I'd pay 50 bucks a month to have it back.

Editor's Note: The author of the above post has quit giving SOE her money. She suggests you do the same, because this game will never be what you want it to be.

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