Smuggler Archive
Thread: Jedi prisoners!
nerfherder321
Tue Nov 16, 2004 3:31 pm
#27
Milasio wrote:
*turns off laser knife, looks at pinky fingers in hand*
Well damn you could have told me that before I started....anyone have crazy glue?
*Fires up new laser knife and looks at the jedi's toes*
ARRRH!!! That be better matey, but 'at laser knife's gotta go... It's too good fer um.
*hands Yimaz a rusty spoon*
'Ere ye go now. 'At'll make it 'urt more. Start at tha wee toes an' work up. When tha toes are all gone, the ankle are next. Cauterize the wounds wit' 'ere own nerf bats. Insult to injury an' all 'at. Plus, we don't want 'em bleedin' to death. Yet.
Arrgh!!!
/takes rusty spoon, i'll be havin none of this,
/me hands plastic spork, good luck man
Milasio
Tue Nov 16, 2004 3:38 pm
#28
nerfherder321 wrote:
Milasio wrote:*turns off laser knife, looks at pinky fingers in hand*
Well damn you could have told me that before I started....anyone have crazy glue?
*Fires up new laser knife and looks at the jedi's toes*
ARRRH!!! That be better matey, but 'at laser knife's gotta go... It's too good fer um.
*hands Yimaz a rusty spoon*
'Ere ye go now. 'At'll make it 'urt more. Start at tha wee toes an' work up. When tha toes are all gone, the ankle are next. Cauterize the wounds wit' 'ere own nerf bats. Insult to injury an' all 'at. Plus, we don't want 'em bleedin' to death. Yet.
Arrgh!!!/takes rusty spoon, i'll be havin none of this,
/me hands plastic spork, good luck man
AaarRRRRR. One-ups-manship be it? Aye matey. I'll see yer spork, an' raise ye a stack o' Post-it notes.
/Yells Paper cuts! Paper Cuts fer all tha bilge rats!!!!
Jalgraxa
Tue Nov 16, 2004 8:10 pm
#29
yeah their lightsabers have been shoved up their arsses already 
nerfherder321
Tue Nov 16, 2004 8:15 pm
#30
Jalgraxa wrote:
yeah their lightsabers have been shoved up their arsses already
actually, not the crystals, i sold those
VitoGenovese
Tue Nov 16, 2004 9:59 pm
#31
Hmm hookers suppress gag reflex, I hope those jedi can suppress their clench reflex. Otherwise they may do a reverse sword swollowing act. heh. Hmm I have some hot sauce, a box full of habitrails, a hungry rabid sewer rat,a blowtorch, a coathanger, and a chainsaw. I say we get the gimp and have ourselves a real good time. Give the jedi a taste of what we've been getting since beta.
tralita_tusnami
Tue Nov 16, 2004 10:05 pm
#32
Yarrr, Impale them skervy rodents, jsut not to hard or fast we wanta make there pain last. and ill see your post it note, and raise you... hmmm hehe
1 razorblade 500 spider eggs / fly eggs and a needle and thred.
instructiuons for use.
cut the bottom of foot open and pour eggs in wound and sew up
eggs will hatch in a matter of hours andtheywill begin to eat there way in a very painfull way through the rest of the body. paper cuts are nothing to this, infact papercuts would be my perfered way to die.
YOU DONT WANT TO LEARN WHERE I LEARNED THIS TRICK HEHE
CorellianCowboy
Tue Nov 16, 2004 10:05 pm
#33
Jaguarrr wrote:*whisper*Can I get one of the ysalimiri and one of the vornskrs when we are done here...?
I dunno... ask Karrde next time you see him.
yimaz
Wed Nov 17, 2004 7:03 am
#34
*As flys begin to break out ofour 2Jedi's skin you can hear the screams of pain, Yim and the rest of the smugglers watch as Rats and Flys fight over the bloody stumps of rotten fleshthatuse to be home toboth Jedi's toes and pinky fingers*
Well, well, well no word from the dev's. Shall we start on the thumbs or would you guys like to send them the ears of these Jedi since SOE cant hear us. 
Milasio
Wed Nov 17, 2004 7:10 am
#35
VitoGenovese wrote:Hmm hookers suppress gag reflex, I hope those jedi can suppress their clench reflex. Otherwise they may do a reverse sword swollowing act. heh. Hmm I have some hot sauce, a box full of habitrails, a hungry rabid sewer rat, a blowtorch, a coathanger, and a chainsaw. I say we get the gimp and have ourselves a real good time. Give the jedi a taste of what we've been getting since beta.
You said Gimp!!! ROFLMAO! Pulp Fiction meets Star Wars. Oh the possibilities...
Speaking of which, the local radio station where I was stationed when TPM came out ran a number of parodies about said movie. My favorite was the Samual L. Jackson skit... "Some one go get me my light saber. It's the one that says bad muthaf***a on it." But I digress.
Back to your regularly scheduled jedi/gimp session.
Milasio
Wed Nov 17, 2004 7:13 am
#36
yimaz wrote:*As flys begin to break out of our 2 Jedi's skin you can hear the screams of pain, Yim and the rest of the smugglers watch as Rats and Flys fight over the bloody stumps of rotten flesh that use to be home to both Jedi's toes and pinky fingers*Well, well, well no word from the dev's. Shall we start on the thumbs or would you guys like to send them the ears of these Jedi since SOE cant hear us.
Send 'em the jedi's tongues. Maybe it'll loosen theirs.
Milasio
Wed Nov 17, 2004 7:16 am
#37
tralita_tusnami wrote:Yarrr, Impale them skervy rodents, jsut not to hard or fast we wanta make there pain last. and ill see your post it note, and raise you... hmmm hehe1 razorblade 500 spider eggs / fly eggs and a needle and thred.instructiuons for use.cut the bottom of foot open and pour eggs in wound and sew upeggs will hatch in a matter of hours and they will begin to eat there way in a very painfull way through the rest of the body. paper cuts are nothing to this, infact papercuts would be my perfered way to die.YOU DONT WANT TO LEARN WHERE I LEARNED THIS TRICK HEHE
*blink*
/ponder
*blink*
You're sick. And I am so not worthy.
/kowtow
Jaguarrr
Wed Nov 17, 2004 7:57 am
#38
Arrr! They's need proof that we be havin' them land lubbers! Arrr! Send them pictures! Arrr!
yimaz
Wed Nov 17, 2004 8:09 am
#39
Jaguarrr wrote:
Arrr! They's need proof that we be havin' them land lubbers! Arrr! Send them pictures! Arrr!
The Dev's did receive Pic's first, next were the jedi's pinky fingers andthen toes. Im thinking ears next then tongues. What is weird is still no responce they must be E-Bay Jedi's.
Message Edited by yimaz on 11-17-2004 10:10 AM