Smuggler Archive

dateline: Dathomir

This is where I like to go to sell hits of product on the bazaar just try to drum up biz for the crate vendor. Each hit has an advertisement on it with coords to my vendor. Dathomir has always been a fine place to stock hits, so I'm on a typical visit with my MS tag on.

As I am at the bazaar term, up walks a Novice Marksman, Bothan, short, bone armor, CDEF carbine in hand.

....on Dathomir.

Bothan: hey, you slice right?

Me: sure do.

Bothan: so whats the deal?

Me: well, you can either increase the speed at which you fire or the damage you do with the weapon. With armor you either reduce encubrance or increase your protection.the results are completely random though.

Bothan: so it;s a good thing then?

Me: depends, some people really really want speed instead of damage.

Bothan: so how much is it?

Me: I charge a 4k flat rate for each slice I do (as I spy his CDEFhoping he's not that dopey)

Bothan: That's a little much...thanks anyway.

Me: Sure.

And off he runs.....into the forest....alone.....no scent masking......no vehicle....clad in bone armor.....CDEF carbine in hand........

.....on Dathomir

I caught the shuttle back to Coronet.

Well, wasn't like a slice of any kind was really going to improve his odds.

Well... we all remember the fun little pingwin game right ?

I went and hit up the website and found that it was down

Butlookey here what I found !

http://www.8ung.at/peacekeeper/pingwin1.swf

Muahahahahahahahahaaaa !

WARNING might be a little bit too "violent" for some people.

And lookey here !... MORE PENGUIN FUN !

http://fun.from.hell.pl/2002-06-12/poke_penguin.html

Gotta love it

Exarsfist

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Imperial Colonel Istovyr Ousstyl - Lone Survivor of Gothica City - Rori - Lowca
Still the best darn smuggler there is.

Son of a b!tch...

I USED TO take Defense Stacker 2....do you?

Ex-Triple Threat |o|o|o|O

gggggWillbur Wrightggggg A Smuggler without a cause-
gggggggggggggggggg No way to meaningfully smuggle.
gggggggggggggggggg No illegal goods to move....
gggggggggggggggggg No oppressive Empire to fight against?
gggggggggggggggggg 'Tis a sad sight to behold!
gggggggggggggggggg A Smuggler without a cause
ggggggSMUGGLERgggggg Is not a Smuggler at all!

/emote Slurry upon flurry of cuss words and vulgarity I can come up with flowing through my mouth without end.

After purchasing Moun behind the cantina in theed during my non-smuggler days from a Rebel in the COP guild I realized something very funny.

I had just bought drugs from a cop behind a bar.

And they say Star Wars isnt like real life.......

lol

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"In an effort to combat the Imperial technological superiority with such innovative designs as the ATST, our rebellion scientists have come up with a weapon more devasting than 3 Death Stars....... KAMIKAZE EWOKS!" - Some head honcho for the rebels, was later promoted and dubbed "Hero of the Rebellion"

5 star ninja
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I just started slicing II last night and thought it was pretty funny that wood staffs have red and blue wires.