Smuggler Archive
Thread: A chuckle for the smuggler
man this has to be the funniest crap i ever read in my like lol <cries from laughter>
why did i never read this trhead before i love this lmao.
only thing i can think of right now is like 10 rebs standing around me asking each other & me why they cant deathblow me lmao i never answer & go eat or something til they get bored
. I play a wookiee and if you haven't heard a wookiee puke Alright heres mine ...happened a long time ago.
Anonymous1- Hi
Me-Hello
Anonymous1-How do I repair my bike.
Me-Well theres two ways (I go on to explain the shuttle/starport trick ..for those of you who dont know iam not gnna post it on the forums even tho its not bad to do hehe) and the other way ...paying.
Anonymous1-K great i will try that.
20 minutes pass
Anonymous1-Hello iam looking to buy a swoop.
Me-..errr ok
Anonymous1-Would you be willing to trade your swoop for my speederbike
Me-Nope srry I like my swoop
Anonymous1-Aww why not
Me-Well for one swoops are worth more than speederbikes ..if you want one you should save up some credits and buy one
Anonymous1-But my bike is in perfect condition. Look at its red bar
Me-Yeah I know, I just taught you how to repair it like that for free.
Anonymous1-so do you want my bike or not
Me-No
Anonymous1-Why not its in perfect condition your swoop isnt even half condition anymore.
/addignore Anonymous1
Dont know if i can top any of those other great posts but theres my 2 cents.
Ommer wrote:
Me: No your trying to buy one, I'm trying to verbally abuse you enough so that you leave me alone and let me enjoy my little hunting trip
Not quite as hilarious as some of these but...
I was hunting with RL friend who had just gotten the game litterally 4 hours before. We stopped and I set up a camp and thiscovertimp (I can tell cause he is in an Imp guild)comes over (btw, im covert Reb, my friend is neutral, I have my guild tag up). He starts shooting the breeze with us then starts insulting my rebelness, and starts trying to get my friend to join with his guild, (even AFTER my friend tells him he's not interested). I forgot what tag he has but it musnt have been something too good, cause my fighting skills only amounted to DF3, and i figured it would be fair fight. I challange him to a duel. He gives me some bull**edit** that he cant because he is a high ranking imp (w t f? Im not the Noob here). So he makes the suggestion we go to his base and we'll both turn overt (anyone smell a trap here?). I tell him that it doesnt matter. He says that im wrong and he would give me a wooping. I tell him to prove it and finally he agrees. I Incap him pretty dnam easily, and I feel like being nice and dont DB him. We goat him a little while he's incapped, and finnally start to leave, he follows us and try to get us to fight a guild mate of his (hmm, let me guess, he's a Tailor?). He keeps following us and I get slain by some mottled wrixes. My friend tells me that Mr."lets go overt" has a Novice Commando friend with him and are trying to STILL convince him to join. Eventually they give him a complete set of armor (zero condition, big surprise) and leave.
Ok, im done
Stop reading my post...
Ok, well i guess read my Sig then.
fourque2 wrote:
And off he runs.....into the forest....alone.....no scent masking......no vehicle....clad in bone armor.....CDEF carbine in hand........
.....on Dathomir
LMOA!!!!!........Now that is funny!!!
Torryn_Kel wrote:
fourque2 wrote:
And off he runs.....into the forest....alone.....no scent masking......no vehicle....clad in bone armor.....CDEF carbine in hand........
.....on Dathomir
Can I just say that it makes me so sad to see things like this happen? I watched a novice scout, still in the novice clothing with a CDEF pistol leave the Dathomir Outpost while I was waiting for a shuttle to arrive. In the nine minutes I had to wait, I watched him run out of the cloning center six times. I decided to throw him a bone by giving hima hit of Pixie. I explained to him that it would buff his stats so he could live a little longer out there. I neglected to tell him about the downer, though. I just told him that he should be careful as the effects would wear off in ten minutes. He ran off, and I went to Kor Vella. Roughly eleven minutes later, I get a /tell from him that was just three little words: "Very funny ass"
I just about fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard.