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Thread: A chuckle for the smuggler

Ternque01
Mon Feb 23, 2004 1:36 am
#378
OMG that is tooooo funny Engel.

Somehow, you have taught me a few dirty tricks that I WILL now use



Axob Freelight
The non-Jedi are extinct. Their fire has gone out of the universe.
CorranAntilles
Mon Feb 23, 2004 11:17 am
#379

lol, ok, this one is fun... I was surfing the Starsider trade board, as I usually do, since i'm a businessman, and I see this post






Looking to by that at st but your alittle short on faction

or maybe youd like a higher rank so the pesky troopers wont take your drugs.

Well contact me an i can make all those problems go away.

For the fair price of 150credits per 100 faction you can buy all your problems away!

Just Email Gwedo ingame to set up an apointment

i sell in lots of 5k 10k an larger



also selling all your fav smuggler goodys out of braxis


Remember apointments only so get in line now


Gwedo SG






Oh, I'm still laughing about it now




(for those who don't know, it costs 10k credits to buy 125fp at a recruiter...do the math, that's 8k per 100, or a loss of 7,850 credits every time this guy sells 100 fp....)



One of these days i'll type up some of my more amusing encounters for the thread. But this one was just too easy to pass up.

Rekked_MDK
Mon Feb 23, 2004 11:29 am
#380



Not really funny... but indeed proves how true it is that the Server Gods listen...


... I got a /tell on Saturday, it was a Guy wanting 2 sets of composite sliced. I couldn't do it at that time (I was showing my girlfriend the reason why she hears typing when I'm on the phone, and wewereabout to leave), so I just tell him to contact a fellow Smuggler (he's rebel, I'm Imp, good slicing friends however). He tells me we wants it sliced by me (which surprises me because I'm not a Master yet), so I just tell him I'd do it on Sunday.


So, I /tell him on Sunday if he was still interested. He said "yeah, my brother and I want this compos sliced by you". He tells me he's hunting to get some cash to pay me, I tell him there's no problem as I was going to be online for a couple more of hours.


I then get a /tell from him, telling me that they want encumberance slices. I tell him how It works, random stuff... he says it's fine, but he says it would be really nice if they were encumberance. I finally meet him in Moenia, so I start slicing...


... he, who had wished for encumberance slices, got 3 out of 9


... his brother, who had stayed silent (but still wished for enc slices), got 6 out of 9 encumberance slices.


This is just an example out of many cases like this one. So, NEVER EVER say what you want it sliced for.





JANEK#SUNBER#JANEK#S
UNBER#JANEK#SUNBER#J
ANEK#SUNBER#JANEK#SU
NBER#JANEK#SUNBER#JA
NEK#SUNBER#JANEK#SUN
BER#JANEK#SUNBER#JAN
EK#SUNBER#JANEK#SUNB
ER#JANEK#SUNBER#JANE
K#SUNBER#JANEK#SUNBE
R#JANEK#SUNBER#JANEK
#SUNBER#JANEK#SUNBER
#JANEK#SUNBER#JANEK#
IceMonkey05
Tue Feb 24, 2004 2:23 pm
#381
Heh, I guess I shouldn't say I want the ability to CHOOSE what I am slicing for then...




~Tweedios~


- Dark Jedi Elder -

Master Lightsaber - Master Force Defense - Force Healing

Nazmo
Tue Feb 24, 2004 6:31 pm
#382
Just a string of bad luck on armor slices to balance the 9/10 30% plus speed slices on hammers the other day. Guy has composite suit, doesn't tell me he wants enc up front, but he was real excited as his friend was getting enc slices on all his armor. I start on the small pieces , hey 37% enc, 40% enc, 42% enc !!! I move on to the big parts...16% eff on chest, 17% eff on legs, 20% eff on helmet. *sigh* Guy was cool about it though, says 'np, I get hit hard in the head.' Gotta love the understanding customers.



______________________________________________________
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EvilNerf
Tue Feb 24, 2004 6:51 pm
#383
I was waiting for a shuttle on Talus and a guy starts yelling


"does anyone know which proffesion uses wood?"


Some guy said "Gigilow"



Boban Knot: The Smelly Rodian.
Daermoth
Tue Feb 24, 2004 6:52 pm
#384
Now THAT is funny.



0000000000000000000.Colonel Daermoth Kaetan..0000000000000000000
0000000000000000000.......Bloodfinian, Tester......0000000000000000000
0000000000000000000.........Master Smuggler......0000000000000000000
0000000000000000000....Always Selling Faction.....0000000000000000000
0000000000000000000.......................................0000000000000000000
0000000000000000000.So tell me what to slice, but.000000000000000000
0000000000000000000.the server gods watch, and.0000000000000000000
0000000000000000000..the server gods are mean.0000000000000000000
Piett23
Tue Feb 24, 2004 7:29 pm
#385




Ommer wrote:

Bungroy: So how much will it be?


Me: 49k I hate you





lol, that is the funniest thing ever. i actually scared my cat laughing!




Ruffio Tsadra
Master Smuggler
recon6
Tue Feb 24, 2004 8:44 pm
#386



Ommer Wrote:


Ok So right now im only working on smuggler, (unarmed is a skank to work through after you've been playing with pistols your entire life but no matter), but being a master artisan I have a few similar stories to share




P.S. Whoever started this thread is god




So im on Rori driving my good ol' speederbike to the Kobola bunker because that is a good place to get unarmed exp, and mr. bungroy begins a convo with me that went something like this....


Bungroy: Hi


Me: Umm Hey there


Bungroy: I want a swoop


Me: How did you know I'm selling those??? (I hadn't advertised for about 2 days)


Bungroy: I searched you up, I want a swoop


Me: Umm ok Where are you


Bungroy: The Rebel Base


Me: Well thats across the entire world from where I am, can you get anyone else


Bungroy: theres no one here, I want a swoop


Me: Well I'll sell it to you but its gonna cost extra for me taking the trip


Bungroy: I want a swoop, how much total?


Me: (Felling a bit pissed that my little excursion was gonna be sidetracked) Umm 40k


Bungroy: DUDE I CAN BUY SWOOPS FOR 15K


Me: Really? From Who?


Bungroy: THIS GUY I KNOW SELLS THEM FOR 15K


Me: Congrats, go buy from him


Bungroy: A SWOOP ISNT WORTH 30K!!!! YOUR TRYING TO RIP ME OFF


Me: (Having considerable experiance in selling vehicles, and knowing exactly how much vehicles go for on certain world, i decided to give Mr. Bungroy a lesson in SWG economics...) Well listen, I can sell a Swoop Bike for 50k on unpopulated, out of the way planets to people that really need them, I can sell a swoop bike for 40k at alot of other places, 30k easily, but I usually sell them for 25k so they sell fast, ok buddy? and considering im the one driving half of the way across fricken rori to get your bike to you, a 15k surcharge is perfectly warranted in my opinion


Bungroy: YOUR TRYING TO RIP ME OFF


Me: ok w/e goodbye


(5 minute wait)


Bungroy: Whats w/e mean?


Me: it means Whatever, stop wasting my time goodbye


(10 minute wait)


Bungroy: DUDE


Me: *sigh* now what do you want?


Bungroy: I'll pay 23k thats it though no negotiating


Me: I find it kindav funny how you are telling me how much I can sell my product for


Bungroy: So its a deal right?


Me: No, 40k and I don't give a damn what you think


Bungroy: Ur a sucky salesman


Me: Am I trying to sell something?


Bungroy: Umm Yeah Idiot, Ur Trying to sell me a swoop


Me: No your trying to buy one, I'm trying to verbally abuse you enough so that you leave me alone and let me enjoy my little hunting trip


Bungroy: Wait your master artisan right?


Me: Yes I couldn't make vehicles otherwise (Right now displaying my Jedi-like patience)


Bungroy: So why aren't you building and selling swoops


Me: Well I do that until im wealthy enough to take a few days off, and enjoy the fruits of my labor


Bungroy: LOL


Bungroy: ROFL


Bungroy: I CANT BELIVE YOU SAID THAT


Bungroy: OMFG


Me: What?


Bungroy: FRUITS OF YOUR LABOR THATS RETARDED


Me: Tell me then, whats retarded about it?


Bungroy: HOW OLD R U THATS HILAROS (thats the actual way he spelled it, no b/s)


Me: Tell me first whats retarded about it?


Bungroy: UR TYPING LIKE YOUR FROM FRICKEN HARVARD


Me: and the problem with that is???


Bungroy: ITS RETARDED


Me: Alright, you can think that, but I'm not coming down there to give you your swoop


Bungroy: NO YOU HAFTA


Me: No, I dont


Bungroy: YOU HAFTA YOU CHEATED ME


Me. No I didn't


Bungroy: WELL IF I RUN UP THERE WILL YOU GIVE IT TO ME FOR 15K???


Me: No


Bungroy: OK IM GUNNA COM UP TERE AND GET **edit** (again this is actually how he spelled it)


Me: Go you


(15 Minute wait)


Bungroy: OK IM ALMOST THERE AND I HAVE THE MONEY


Me: Im charging you 40k because A. your capslock has been on for the last 20 minutes and it annoyed me, and B. You annoyed me


Bungroy: NO YOU CANT DO THAT


Me: Why not? its 45k now


Bungroy: Your a bad salesman


Me: Im a person with a swoop I don't need to sell


Bungroy FINE IM SORRY DUDE


Me: 46k


Bungroy: WHAT THE **** IS YOUR PROBLEM


Me: 47k


Bungroy WHATS WRONG I DIDNT SAY NETHING


Me: 48k


Bungroy what is your fricken problem


Me: You just fixed it


Bungroy: so your gunna sell the bike for 15k???


Me: no


Bungroy: So how much will it be?


Me: 49k I hate you


Bungroy: <Insert senseless swearing here>


Me: 55k and I still hate you


Bungroy FINE YOU MTHER<lover> GIMEM THE DAM BIKE


Me: 60k


*So he runs in and we trade*


Bungroy: Why aren't you attacking stuff are you scared?


Me: No im trading with you


Bungroy: **edit**


*Cancel Trade*


Me: 65k


Bungroy: GODAMMIT FINE


*trade.... trade completed*


Bungroy I betcha I can kill more stuff than you can


Me: Go you


*Bungroy runs to attack one of the kobola miners, which he does 30 damage to in his first shot, the miner proceeds to turn around and in 4 shots simply lays waste to him, walks over and DBs him*


Bungroy: **edit** WHY THE F**K DINT YOU F**KING HELP ME YOU PEICE OF S**T


Me: I hate you


/addignore Bungroy


lol nothing is more fun than verbally abusing an ignorant s-o-b, then deliberatly overcharging him becuz he is ignorant, and making sure he knows exactly why you are overcharging him, and getting over twice what you usually charge for something out of the deal, if only he hadn't have exausted my vast reserves of patience... i go aorund tyring to meet idiots liek these



That is the funniest thing I have ever read!!!! I thought I was going to pee my pants.



...but Tuesday Weld isn't a complete sentence.
Takarin
Tue Feb 24, 2004 9:52 pm
#387
OMG, recon6... I have to work the night shift tonight, and I have gone through 17 pages of this thread. Your story is the BEST. I'm still giggling about it.




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recon6
Tue Feb 24, 2004 10:03 pm
#388



Sorry but all the credit goes to Ommer, I only wish I had a story this funny to tell. But I agree that was definitely the funniest thread ever.



...but Tuesday Weld isn't a complete sentence.
mrmark200000
Tue Feb 24, 2004 10:19 pm
#389




AllSixteenHalos wrote:

I nominate this thread as the best thread in all of the Star Wars Galaxies Forums.


Do I get an amen?




_Akarqa - Tarquinas - Smuggler/CreatureHandler/Master Medic






AMEN!



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nitemare111
Wed Feb 25, 2004 4:09 am
#390
Ommer wins. I think I woke up my neighbors laughing my ass off!



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