Smuggler Archive
Thread: A chuckle for the smuggler
Pelligrosa
Fri Feb 20, 2004 5:00 pm
#365
Wow, Greatsails that was...great!
Pelligrosa.... apparently never slicing on this server again whenever someone gets arround to enforcing it....
Pelligrosa.... apparently never slicing on this server again whenever someone gets arround to enforcing it....
EngelDesOorloss
Sat Feb 21, 2004 3:59 am
#366
I just figured I would post my latest here too 
http://www.fanta.dk/showmovie.asp?mid=4BE5B5FB-1807-4052-A71F
TonmaCR86
Sat Feb 21, 2004 1:29 pm
#367
Oh, man. I almost fell out of my chair reading this!
WaerbGloofin wrote:
Got a great one for you. Made me howl last night.
I'm in a starport in Kaadara on Naboo, waiting for a transport to take me to Tatooine. There I bump into an aquaintance, Master Doctor Peanut Butter, and we start talking.
Me:Hey Peanut, how's it going?
PB: Not bad, nice to see you.
Me: Just setting up a shop here in Kaadara, you setting up shop here too?
PB: No just visiting for a bit.
Me:The scenery here is really nice. I like Kaadara but I think it will be a little sleepy for business
PB: I like Kaadara too.
Guy from Nowhere: I like Aldaraan.
PB: Aldaraan's a pile of floating rocks buddy.
Guy from Nowhere: WHAT?
Guy from Nowhere: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
By this time the transport has landed and Peanut Butter has boarded. Guy from Nowhere runs up to Ticket Droid, stops for a momentand yells, "OGM my ticket to Aldaraan doesn't work!"
WaerbGloofin wrote:
At the cantina in Anchorhead we had an imperial raid run through. Rather than get blasted to oblivion, I feigned death and was quickly laid out. After the imps had left I had a novice doctor and a medic try to heal me. They couldn't figure out why I didn't get up because my HAM was at 100%. So while they are intently discussing whether I'm afk or not I stand up and say:
"Beige, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige." And do a /pointup
Good stuff.Message Edited by TonmaCR86 on 02-21-2004 01:37 AM
EngelDesOorloss
Sat Feb 21, 2004 3:58 pm
#368
DOH !
I missed the last section of the link...
http://www.fanta.dk/showmovie.asp?mid=4BE5B5FB-1807-4052-A71F-2A0ABD5D22CC
Ommer
Sat Feb 21, 2004 11:48 pm
#369
Ok So right now im only working on smuggler, (unarmed is a skank to work through after you've been playing with pistols your entire life but no matter), but being a master artisan I have a few similar stories to share
P.S. Whoever started this thread is god
So im on Rori driving my good ol' speederbike to the Kobola bunker because that is a good place to get unarmed exp, and mr. bungroy begins a convo with me that went something like this....
Bungroy: Hi
Me: Umm Hey there
Bungroy: I want a swoop
Me: How did you know I'm selling those??? (I hadn't advertised for about 2 days)
Bungroy: I searched you up, I want a swoop
Me: Umm ok Where are you
Bungroy: The Rebel Base
Me: Well thats across the entire world from where I am, can you get anyone else
Bungroy: theres no one here, I want a swoop
Me: Well I'll sell it to you but its gonna cost extra for me taking the trip
Bungroy: I want a swoop, how much total?
Me: (Felling a bit pissed that my little excursion was gonna be sidetracked) Umm 40k
Bungroy: DUDE I CAN BUY SWOOPS FOR 15K
Me: Really? From Who?
Bungroy: THIS GUY I KNOW SELLS THEM FOR 15K
Me: Congrats, go buy from him
Bungroy: A SWOOP ISNT WORTH 30K!!!! YOUR TRYING TO RIP ME OFF
Me: (Having considerable experiance in selling vehicles, and knowing exactly how much vehicles go for on certain world, i decided to give Mr. Bungroy a lesson in SWG economics...) Well listen, I can sell a Swoop Bike for 50k on unpopulated, out of the way planets to people that really need them, I can sell a swoop bike for 40k at alot of other places, 30k easily, but I usually sell them for 25k so they sell fast, ok buddy? and considering im the one driving half of the way across fricken rori to get your bike to you, a 15k surcharge is perfectly warranted in my opinion
Bungroy: YOUR TRYING TO RIP ME OFF
Me: ok w/e goodbye
(5 minute wait)
Bungroy: Whats w/e mean?
Me: it means Whatever, stop wasting my time goodbye
(10 minute wait)
Bungroy: DUDE
Me: *sigh* now what do you want?
Bungroy: I'll pay 23k thats it though no negotiating
Me: I find it kindav funny how you are telling me how much I can sell my product for
Bungroy: So its a deal right?
Me: No, 40k and I don't give a damn what you think
Bungroy: Ur a sucky salesman
Me: Am I trying to sell something?
Bungroy: Umm Yeah Idiot, Ur Trying to sell me a swoop
Me: No your trying to buy one, I'm trying to verbally abuse you enough so that you leave me alone and let me enjoy my little hunting trip
Bungroy: Wait your master artisan right?
Me: Yes I couldn't make vehicles otherwise (Right now displaying my Jedi-like patience)
Bungroy: So why aren't you building and selling swoops
Me: Well I do that until im wealthy enough to take a few days off, and enjoy the fruits of my labor
Bungroy: LOL
Bungroy: ROFL
Bungroy: I CANT BELIVE YOU SAID THAT
Bungroy: OMFG
Me: What?
Bungroy: FRUITS OF YOUR LABOR THATS RETARDED
Me: Tell me then, whats retarded about it?
Bungroy: HOW OLD R U THATS HILAROS (thats the actual way he spelled it, no b/s)
Me: Tell me first whats retarded about it?
Bungroy: UR TYPING LIKE YOUR FROM FRICKEN HARVARD
Me: and the problem with that is???
Bungroy: ITS RETARDED
Me: Alright, you can think that, but I'm not coming down there to give you your swoop
Bungroy: NO YOU HAFTA
Me: No, I dont
Bungroy: YOU HAFTA YOU CHEATED ME
Me. No I didn't
Bungroy: WELL IF I RUN UP THERE WILL YOU GIVE IT TO ME FOR 15K???
Me: No
Bungroy: OK IM GUNNA COM UP TERE AND GET **edit** (again this is actually how he spelled it)
Me: Go you
(15 Minute wait)
Bungroy: OK IM ALMOST THERE AND I HAVE THE MONEY
Me: Im charging you 40k because A. your capslock has been on for the last 20 minutes and it annoyed me, and B. You annoyed me
Bungroy: NO YOU CANT DO THAT
Me: Why not? its 45k now
Bungroy: Your a bad salesman
Me: Im a person with a swoop I don't need to sell
Bungroy FINE IM SORRY DUDE
Me: 46k
Bungroy: WHAT THE **** IS YOUR PROBLEM
Me: 47k
Bungroy WHATS WRONG I DIDNT SAY NETHING
Me: 48k
Bungroy what is your fricken problem
Me: You just fixed it
Bungroy: so your gunna sell the bike for 15k???
Me: no
Bungroy: So how much will it be?
Me: 49k I hate you
Bungroy: <Insert senseless swearing here>
Me: 55k and I still hate you
Bungroy FINE YOU MTHER<lover> GIMEM THE DAM BIKE
Me: 60k
*So he runs in and we trade*
Bungroy: Why aren't you attacking stuff are you scared?
Me: No im trading with you
Bungroy: **edit**
*Cancel Trade*
Me: 65k
Bungroy: GODAMMIT FINE
*trade.... trade completed*
Bungroy I betcha I can kill more stuff than you can
Me: Go you
*Bungroy runs to attack one of the kobola miners, which he does 30 damage to in his first shot, the miner proceeds to turn around and in 4 shots simply lays waste to him, walks over and DBs him*
Bungroy: **edit** WHY THE F**K DINT YOU F**KING HELP ME YOU PEICE OF S**T
Me: I hate you
/addignore Bungroy
lol nothing is more fun than verbally abusing an ignorant s-o-b, then deliberatly overcharging him becuz he is ignorant, and making sure he knows exactly why you are overcharging him, and getting over twice what you usually charge for something out of the deal, if only he hadn't have exausted my vast reserves of patience... i go aorund tyring to meet idiots liek these
-Jaice Marakellin--Corbantis--Master Artisan--Novice Pistoleer--Aspiring Smuggler
Mierra
Sun Feb 22, 2004 4:43 am
#370
^ hehe.
i was in coronet the other day, accepting slicing requests from people while I waited in line for some buffs, and this person (who seemed relatively new) requested that I slice her nyms carbine.
"sure", i said. she asks how much I charge, I reply 100c per %. she says "oh ok, so about 3000, I have that much," to which I reply "well, maybe, it could end up quite a bit more, I don't want you to think I'm upping the price at the last minute," which she acknowledges with an "ok". we trade, and she drops the gun in the window along with 3000c. sighing, i begin typing a sentence to explain again the pricing scheme, but i backspace and decide to just take 3000 even if the slice is higher, and tip her back if it's lower, as by now i was in a bit of tell hell. i look at it and see that it's already been sliced, which i inform her in /tell. no reply. another /tell, no reply. i try to open up a trade window, no response. shrugging, i guessed she must have gone afk for a minute, and I begin on someone else's armour..
presently I get a tell from her asking if it's done, so i reply, telling her again that's been sliced. I replied quickly, but oddly she didn't respond. i continue with the current customer's armour, and she /tells me again asking why it's taking so long. by now my buffs are done and i've finished the guys set, so i just tell her that it's done. she /trades me, i accept, and give her back the gun, after which she exclaims "thankyou so much!!!!" and turns and begins to run off, without even asking about the slice. i /tip her the 3000 back but she continues on, oblivious.
some people just live in their own little world.
i was in coronet the other day, accepting slicing requests from people while I waited in line for some buffs, and this person (who seemed relatively new) requested that I slice her nyms carbine.
"sure", i said. she asks how much I charge, I reply 100c per %. she says "oh ok, so about 3000, I have that much," to which I reply "well, maybe, it could end up quite a bit more, I don't want you to think I'm upping the price at the last minute," which she acknowledges with an "ok". we trade, and she drops the gun in the window along with 3000c. sighing, i begin typing a sentence to explain again the pricing scheme, but i backspace and decide to just take 3000 even if the slice is higher, and tip her back if it's lower, as by now i was in a bit of tell hell. i look at it and see that it's already been sliced, which i inform her in /tell. no reply. another /tell, no reply. i try to open up a trade window, no response. shrugging, i guessed she must have gone afk for a minute, and I begin on someone else's armour..
presently I get a tell from her asking if it's done, so i reply, telling her again that's been sliced. I replied quickly, but oddly she didn't respond. i continue with the current customer's armour, and she /tells me again asking why it's taking so long. by now my buffs are done and i've finished the guys set, so i just tell her that it's done. she /trades me, i accept, and give her back the gun, after which she exclaims "thankyou so much!!!!" and turns and begins to run off, without even asking about the slice. i /tip her the 3000 back but she continues on, oblivious.
some people just live in their own little world.
DOTMaister
Sun Feb 22, 2004 7:13 am
#371
LMAO! Did he actually pay you the 65k for the swoop? Man this thread keeps me going while I'm at work, though I have to admit people across from my desk look at me funny for laughing out loud for no apperent reason.
BowennLightstar
Sun Feb 22, 2004 6:00 pm
#373
I keep seeing "i'm going tp pwn joo" **edit** is that supposed to mean.
Lost: one signature: will reward finder
Brae-Lun
Sun Feb 22, 2004 6:37 pm
#374
Ommer wrote:
<<edit a bunch of good stuff>>
Bungroy: **edit** WHY THE F**K DINT YOU F**KING HELP ME YOU PEICE OF S**T
Me: I hate you
Hahaha, man, that was an awesome story. Love the way you ended it. Best to ya!
Brae-Lun
JeffIncredible
Mon Feb 23, 2004 12:26 am
#375
Ok this isn't really a smuggler thingy, but i'm a smuggler and it gives me a chuckle so I figure i'd put it. Can anyone explain to me why I (being a twi-lek) can /shout in lekku?
EngelDesOorloss
Mon Feb 23, 2004 1:29 am
#376
W00T !!!!
I found another make your own movie site ! hehehehe
This may seem all to familiar to some of us.
LMAO
http://www.digitalfilms.com/play.php?id=508964