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Thread: i see your schwartz is as big as mine...
Dark Helmet: "Who are you?"
Woman: "I'm the beared woman, who are you? One of the freaks? HAHAHAHAHA"
<Bumps Dark helmet out of the escape pod>
<Helmet watches the escape pod eject>
"Come back here you fat, beared b***h!"
I couldn't stop laughing at that scene!
Makes me laugh just thinking about it.......gonna have to go buy it now.
"If you can read this, you don't need glasses."
On hitting the self destruct button:
"It's irreversible!!"
"Like my raincoat!"
What? How? How did you people not already post THE quote from the movie? The one that graces pretty much every yearbook I've ever received, from 1987 onward?
you people.
Well, without further ado, I hereby present THE quote.
"What'sthe matter Colonel Sanders? CHICKEN?"
Barf:[wakes up] Abandon ship! Abandon ship! Women and Mogs first!
[Dot walks over to Vespa and Lone Starr]
Dot: (to Lonestarr)We'll have none of that mister!
(to Vespa)Are you alright? What'd he touch, what he touch?
Vespa: Nothing!
Lonestarr: What the he** was that noise?
Dot: That was my virgin alarm. It's programed to go off before you do.
Message Edited by RedGuyRare on 07-09-2005 01:55 PM
Dark Helmet: What's wrong with it?
Radar Operator: I've lost the bleeps, I've lost the sweeps, and I've lost the creeps.
Dark Helmet and Colonel Sandurz: The what?, the what?, and the what?
Radar Operator: You know.. The bleeps..... The sweeps.... and the creeps.
Dark Helmet: That's not all he's lost.
Radar Operator: Sir. The radar, sir. It appears to be ... Jammed!
Dark Helmet: Jammed. ... Raspberry.
Dark Helmet: There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry.
Dark Helmet: LONE STAR...
Message Edited by AngusMacGregor on 07-09-2005 10:24 AM
AngusMacGregor wrote:
Great... now I have to watch this movie again..... I have to somehow fit it in after going to see Fantastic 4 and Batman Begins.I got a lot of movie watching to do today.Message Edited by AngusMacGregor on 07-09-2005 10:24 AM
you're a horrible monster if you're going to pay money to see the Fantastic 4.
Helmet: Who's he?
Sandurs: He's an ahole sir.
Helmet: I know that, what's his name?
Sandurs: That is is his name sir, Ahole, Major Ahole.
Helmet: And his cousin?
Sandurs: He's an Ahole too sir, Gunner's Mate First Class, Philip Ahole.
Helmet: How many Aholes we got on this ship, anyhow?
Everyone: Yo!