Smuggler Archive
Thread: i see your schwartz is as big as mine...
AngusMacGregor wrote:
What's your name?
Barf!
Your full name!
Barfolomew!
that always makes me laugh ever time i hear it lol
General to the speeder driver: "Prepare to move out!"
Dark Helmet to General : "Why are we always preparring to do this, or preparring to do that?"
General to the speeder driver: "Move!"
*Dark Helmet falls backward into his seat from standing position*
*General chuckles*
AngusMacGregor wrote:
Moichandising!!!
Lord knows we will all meet again in the sequel:Space Balls: The Search for More Money.
General: "Sir, don't you think you are taking your orders a little too seriously?"
Helmet : "I was ordered to comb the desert, so I'm combing the desert!"
And I DON'T mean your PALS in the Winnabago...
1...2...3...4
What kind of idiot would make theyre combination 1234 /whisper go change the combination on my luggage!
Lonestar: What's that?
Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lonestar: What's that make us?
Helmet: Absolutely nothing.
Antonnio wrote:
What the hell am I looking at? When does THIS happen in the movie?
Your looking at now sir... Everything that is happening now, is happening now.
What happened to then?
We passed it.
When?
Just now. This is NOW NOW.
Go back to then!
When?
Now!
We Can't!
Why?
We missed it!
When?!
Just now.
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When will then be now...
SOON!