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Thread: i see your schwartz is as big as mine...

Jaer_Allanon
Fri Jul 08, 2005 8:03 pm
#14

"They went plaid!"



Quote of the day:

GuiltySparkKauri

commenting on the benefits of loyalty to SOE:
Maybe they'll get a new vehicle in the shape of a big butt.
Sorykk
Fri Jul 08, 2005 8:08 pm
#15






AngusMacGregor wrote:

What's your name?


Barf!


Your full name!


Barfolomew!





that always makes me laugh ever time i hear it lol




Alaak
Master Smuggler / Rifleman
Pax Imperius
Scylla

Ternque01
Fri Jul 08, 2005 8:10 pm
#16

General to the speeder driver: "Prepare to move out!"


Dark Helmet to General : "Why are we always preparring to do this, or preparring to do that?"


General to the speeder driver: "Move!"


*Dark Helmet falls backward into his seat from standing position*


*General chuckles*





Axob Freelight
The non-Jedi are extinct. Their fire has gone out of the universe.
Ternque01
Fri Jul 08, 2005 8:12 pm
#17






AngusMacGregor wrote:
Moichandising!!!





Lord knows we will all meet again in the sequel:Space Balls: The Search for More Money.



Axob Freelight
The non-Jedi are extinct. Their fire has gone out of the universe.
Ternque01
Fri Jul 08, 2005 8:18 pm
#18

General: "Sir, don't you think you are taking your orders a little too seriously?"


Helmet : "I was ordered to comb the desert, so I'm combing the desert!"





Axob Freelight
The non-Jedi are extinct. Their fire has gone out of the universe.
AngusMacGregor
Fri Jul 08, 2005 8:20 pm
#19

It's a Winnebago with wings!




"C O L O N E L A N G U S" M A C G R E G O R
DEAD SMUGGLER - KILLED BY LACK OF CONTENT AND COMMUNICATION
I am Jack's ignored profession.
My account payment has been moved to a long term implementation.
Antonnio
Fri Jul 08, 2005 8:41 pm
#20

SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR TWO BEST FRIENDS.

And I DON'T mean your PALS in the Winnabago...



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gler4LifeSmuggler4LifeSmuggler | Antonnio J. Rossi
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feSmuggler4LifeSmuggler4LifeSm | My Holonet Page
uggler4LifeSmuggler4LifeSmuggl |
er4LifeSmuggler4LifeSmuggler4L | We're made to suffer. It's our lot in life.
VadenK
Fri Jul 08, 2005 8:49 pm
#21

1...2...3...4


What kind of idiot would make theyre combination 1234 /whisper go change the combination on my luggage!





Vaden Kwinn
Naritus - Aquisitions Specialist - Imperial

Vadeen Kwinn
Starsider - Privateer - Rogue

100% RP
Monthigos
Fri Jul 08, 2005 8:55 pm
#22

You idiots! These are not them! You've captured their stunt doubles!



-----------------=[ m o n t h i g o s ]=-----------------
Kameckobe
Fri Jul 08, 2005 8:59 pm
#23

"I said ac ross her nose! Not up it!"

>.< "Sorry sir, doing my best"

"Who made that man a gunner?"

"I did sir! He's my cousin?"

"Who is that?"

"Hes an ahole sir."

"I KNOW THAT, whats his NAME?"

"That is his name sir, First Class Gunner's mate Phillip J. AHole"

"And his cousin?"

"He's an ahole too sir."

"How many aholes do we got on this ship anyways??"

"YO!!!!!"

"I knew it...I'm surrounded by aholes."

<kachink> (helmet pulling down his helmet)

"KEEP FIRING AHOLES!"




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"But what about the poor creature handlers? Well, they might have to consider themselves among the most shafted of player segments in MMO history."
- GameSpy.com, Nov. 8, 2005

CANCELLED.
Mac_Leod
Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:09 pm
#24

Helmet: There's something you need to know about me, Lonestar.

Lonestar: What's that?

Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

Lonestar: What's that make us?

Helmet: Absolutely nothing.



MacLeod Hunting & Freelance Cargo Delivery

Connor' MacLeod, Proprieter
Loyal soldier of RATGWNIWNU
nasafan2
Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:22 pm
#25








Antonnio wrote:
What the hell am I looking at? When does THIS happen in the movie?

Your looking at now sir... Everything that is happening now, is happening now.

What happened to then?

We passed it.

When?

Just now. This is NOW NOW.

Go back to then!

When?


Now!


We Can't!


Why?


We missed it!


When?!


Just now.


----

When will then be now...

SOON!







heheh, added the rest. At least I think that's the rest. I'll have to watch the movie again to double check that. Either way, it kinda sounds funny.








my contribution:




Who're you?


BAAARRF!


Not in here Mister, this is a Mercedes!










Irell Rokich

"We Choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other things.
Not because they are easy, but because they are hard." - JFK


YuriaTayde
Sat Jul 09, 2005 1:26 am
#26

*ksssshh* ..... *kuuuuuh* ....... *ksssssh* ..... *kuuuuuh*....*gasp!!! pant pant* I can't breath in this thing!!
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