Smuggler Archive
Thread: How do you feel about the treatment smuggler has received?
djlowballer
Mon Jul 18, 2005 4:20 am
#27
being a smuggler is great, its like having a tireiron shoved up your bum. sideways, and instead of a tireiron its the whole tire...
mmm an@l leakage ( why is that word censored? Further proof this community is setup for 13 y/os)
mmm an@l leakage ( why is that word censored? Further proof this community is setup for 13 y/os)
SmugglerPie
Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:11 am
#29
SOE's treatment of me makes me feel like an elephant just had his way with me. 
SmugglerPie
Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:47 am
#32
It's like they're using my anus as a drydock for an aircraft carrier.
DARTHBAYLOR
Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:51 am
#33
"What about lubricant!!!??
"theres no time"
"!!!!Theres always time for lubricant!!!!!!"
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Jaguarrr
Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:51 am
#34
SmugglerPie wrote:
It's like they're using my anus as a drydock for an aircraft carrier.
Oh, I bet there is some place next to the truckloads of spice and clamps.
SmugglerPie
Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:55 am
#35
Jaguarrr wrote:
Oh, I bet there is some place next to the truckloads of spice and clamps.
SmugglerPie wrote:
It's like they're using my anus as a drydock for an aircraft carrier.
Why didn't someone tell me my ass was this big?
Hail Scroob!
sas-quatch
Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:08 am
#36
SmugglerPie wrote:SOE's treatment of me makes me feel like an elephant just had his way with me.
poor poor angus.
as for me. welll givin im relativley new(a month or so manybe 2 months) being a smuggler. and wanting to gyp,steal, and screw every contract that i can, and not being able to, and knowing that this has been waiting 2yrs now.
QFE.
not a very old seasoned smuggler but i iknow what i want. and ts not here and dont look like it will be sooo
GGGGRRRRRRRR
Message Edited by sas-quatch on 07-18-2005 10:10 AM
Nezodon
Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:15 am
#38
DARTHBAYLOR wrote:
"What about lubricant!!!??
"theres no time"
"!!!!Theres always time for lubricant!!!!!!"
Real smuggler dont need or more importantly arnt given lubricant bend over and be happy for any "luv'in" you get.
Oblox
Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:21 am
#39
Nezodon wrote:
DARTHBAYLOR wrote:
"What about lubricant!!!??
"theres no time"
"!!!!Theres always time for lubricant!!!!!!"
Real smuggler dont need or more importantly arnt given lubricant bend over and be happy for any "luv'in" you get.
Smugglers make their own lube, its in your spice schematics.