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Thochkored

Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:35 pm

yimaz wrote:

Obono wrote:
Don't forget leopard skin seats in your landspeeder!

I roll in an AV with krayt horns on the hood. When I hit the horn it says "git out my way sucka".

Message Edited by yimaz on 01-18-2005 02:10 PM

Don't forget the bumper sticker, "If the AV is a rocking, don't bother knocking"

Ackaak Adack
Bloodfin
"Wars not make one great."

Davian Shaw
Bloodfin
"You came in that thing?"

yimaz

Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:48 pm

#15

Daturaze wrote:

yimaz wrote:

Obono wrote:
Don't forget leopard skin seats in your landspeeder!

I roll in an AV with krayt horns on the hood. When I hit the horn it says "git out my way sucka".

Message Edited by yimaz on 01-18-2005 02:10 PM

All you need know are a couple of the rebel theme park Speakers to mount on the back and you're set!

Yimayz Samoot
Master Smuggler & Master Pilot
Captain of the Auto de fé

MISTagent01

Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:17 pm

#16

I think we should be able to craft cardboard stands of SW characters.

All I want is a life-sized standup of Lando Calrissian in my Large Naboo.

V E E L A "her royal hawtness"
I am Jack's Smirking Revenge. I am Jack's Ignored Profession.
Theed was a bustling commerce city...people hawked their wares, danced, laughed, dueled, and had a rollicking good time. Cantinas packed with Entertainers of every race, shape and size...along with scoundrels, Stormtroopers, and drunks. People grouped up and stuck together in the wilderness, and you ALWAYS took a Scout or a Ranger with you. We lived our own Star Wars saga. We created our own personas, our own histories, and it all blended into this wonderful, magical experience that I will always remember...

That magic is gone now, but I'd pay 50 bucks a month to have it back.

Editor's Note: The author of the above post has quit giving SOE her money. She suggests you do the same, because this game will never be what you want it to be.

Jandel-Har

Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:47 pm

#17

Zeon_Zaku wrote:

Hey, I'm all for the naked lady picture and prostitute vendors. Sounds fun to me.
A Smuggler needs his companion, after all. It gets lonely in space...

Message Edited by Zeon_Zaku on 01-17-2005 11:25 PM

That must be why Han had Chewie then

Just Dak - Flurry

yimaz

Tue Jan 18, 2005 3:06 pm

#18

Jandel-Har wrote:

That must be why Han had Chewie then

That gives a whole new meaning to the term"alternative life style".

Yimayz Samoot
Master Smuggler & Master Pilot
Captain of the Auto de fé

Zeon_Zaku

Tue Jan 18, 2005 3:40 pm

#19

MISTagent01 wrote:

I think we should be able to craft cardboard stands of SW characters.

All I want is a life-sized standup of Lando Calrissian in my Large Naboo.

Ooh, don't we all?
*Drool*

NDegwin Tze'Midak N
(Gorath) Smuggler/Commando/Rebel Space Pirate Ace
Captain of the Tokyo Mew Mew
"This flag stands for freedom. I live for what it stands for!"
(~Tze'Midak Family Biography~ * ~Degwin's Smuggling Site~ *~Blue Banshees~)

Diopter

Tue Jan 18, 2005 3:41 pm

#20

Hmm...Diopter, Madame of Theed sounds pretty cool.

I will need the capes and hat of course.

---------
diopter

n : a secksee smuggler who resides in the Shadowfire Galaxy

n : a unit of measurement of the refractive power of a lens which is equal to the reciprocal of the focal length measured in meters

TomoRainer

Tue Jan 18, 2005 6:11 pm

#21

You can already make those tasteful purple/pink divans. Add a bidet and a few lampshades with colored silk draped over them and that's really all you need.

Smuggling uphill both ways in a Tatooine sandstorm since July '03 | Shipwright to the stars! Help put my virtual kids through college with a new X-Wing today | Ye Olde Pilot Correspondent

LM

Tue Jan 18, 2005 6:25 pm

#22

yimaz wrote:

SpinningCloud wrote:

I mean really, you've made us drug manufacturers, crafters of fine gambling tables and crystal frog-bowls, and black-market engineers.

Why not pimps and madaams? Let us craft fine bordello furniture, naked lady paintings and NPC sex vendors!

But please, get rid of the title 'Smuggler', we don't smuggler.

Could someone please craft me a green wide brim hat, a cane with a chrome skull on the topand a sweet Lando cape in leopard skin with green fuzzy trim. Oh and some "phat" shoe's with like 6 inch platforms, because I just grinded out "pimp slap" and "ho locate" so I needs me some new cloths baaaaby!

Message Edited by yimaz on 01-18-2005 09:20 AM

Oh God! "ho locate!" ROFL!!!

Lilac Moon

__________________________________________________________

There are no functional Smugglers in SWG; even Han cannot Smuggle.

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Shrendyc

Wed Jan 19, 2005 7:12 am

#23

The potential for a new profession is right here.

Need to get artisan and go up the engineering line, then we can get Novice Pleasure and Entertainment Engineer.

"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex... It takes a touch of genius --- and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction. "

DrevenStrobe

Wed Jan 19, 2005 7:18 am

#24

Pimpin' ain't easy.

Dreven Strobe (Colonel) ~~Tristyn Strobe~~

TKM / Master Pistoleer / Master Smuggler / ~~Master Merchant~~

Imp FP Broker: 130c/FP Starsider ~~Imp FP Broker: 130c/FP~~

Smuggler 'til the end...and then some.

"Everything I tell you is a lie. The truth is always bigger than the words we use to describe it."

Shrendyc

Wed Jan 19, 2005 7:41 am

#25

Neither is smuggling.

"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex... It takes a touch of genius --- and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction. "

yimaz

Wed Jan 19, 2005 8:23 am

#26

Master Pimp

[+50cane smack down/ +10 pimp slap/+10 ho locate/ platinum bracelet schematic/ fish tank shoe's schematic]

Big Pimpin High Money RollerHo ControllerBeat Down Daddy

playa hand signs+10% Mo' money+10 ho locate +10 pimp slap

diamond ear ringschematic+6 ho's+25cane smack down

funky strut+20% Mo' money +20 ho locate + 20 pimp slap

gold tooth schematic+6 ho'scane smack down

smooth talker+20% Mo' money+20 ho locate + 20 pimp slap

pinky ringschematic +4 ho'sHo' Threaten 2

game face+20% Mo' money+20 ho locate+ 20 pimp slap

goldpager schematic+2 ho'sLow Blow

Jive talkin+20% Mo' money+20 ho locate+ 20 pimp slap

horoscope necklessschematic +1 hoHo' Threaten

Novice Pimp

Pimp suit, Cane certification& +1 ho

PoliticianArtisan

Now bordello's would be for the "Madam" professsion, any ladies care to put that skill set together?

Message Edited by yimaz on 01-19-2005 04:23 PM

Yimayz Samoot
Master Smuggler & Master Pilot
Captain of the Auto de fé

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