Smuggler Archive
Thread: Jedi prisoners!
CorellianCowboy
Mon Nov 15, 2004 9:14 pm
#14
Update:
-We've taken two more Jedi prisoners.
-Karrde has fifteen vornskrs for us now.
-The Jedi are still being hidden and held powerless by our ysalamiri.
-The vornskrs are getting hungry... and we don't plan to feed them puppy chow.
-We've taken two more Jedi prisoners.
-Karrde has fifteen vornskrs for us now.
-The Jedi are still being hidden and held powerless by our ysalamiri.
-The vornskrs are getting hungry... and we don't plan to feed them puppy chow.
01201986
Mon Nov 15, 2004 9:42 pm
#15
If our demands are not met within the week, we will begin to take your other precious proff, BH's, prisoner as well. Then we will let the BH and jedi fight one another, and direct all their griefing and whining to you. have a nice day 
CorellianCowboy
Mon Nov 15, 2004 10:59 pm
#16
01201986 wrote:If our demands are not met within the week, we will begin to take your other precious proff, BH's, prisoner as well. Then we will let the BH and jedi fight one another, and direct all their griefing and whining to you. have a nice day
No... we need the Bounty Hunters. They have their place in our plan as well.
nerfherder321
Mon Nov 15, 2004 11:04 pm
#17
yarr, if you dont listen, i be forced to start strip dancing, and y'all dont want that to happen, now do yas?
01201986
Mon Nov 15, 2004 11:27 pm
#18
CorellianCowboy wrote:
01201986 wrote:
If our demands are not met within the week, we will begin to take your other precious proff, BH's, prisoner as well. Then we will let the BH and jedi fight one another, and direct all their griefing and whining to you. have a nice day
No... we need the Bounty Hunters. They have their place in our plan as well.
/whisper I know that, and you know that, but they dont know that 
Milasio
Tue Nov 16, 2004 7:56 am
#20
Arrr!!! Yimaz, Ye be thinkin' wrong again... Ye never be startin' wit' tha fingers in these sorts a matters... Ye always starts wit' tha toes!!! Arrr
And make sure to be usin' a rusty hydrospanner to be doin' tha cuttin'!!! I wants to be hearin' screams from them nerf bat weildin' scurvy dogs.
ARRRRRRGH!
And make sure to be usin' a rusty hydrospanner to be doin' tha cuttin'!!! I wants to be hearin' screams from them nerf bat weildin' scurvy dogs.
ARRRRRRGH!
Jaguarrr
Tue Nov 16, 2004 8:09 am
#21
*whisper*
Can I get one of the ysalimiri and one of the vornskrs when we are done here...?
yimaz
Tue Nov 16, 2004 8:21 am
#22
Milasio wrote:
Arrr!!! Yimaz, Ye be thinkin' wrong again... Ye never be startin' wit' tha fingers in these sorts a matters... Ye always starts wit' tha toes!!! Arrr
And make sure to be usin' a rusty hydrospanner to be doin' tha cuttin'!!! I wants to be hearin' screams from them nerf bat weildin' scurvy dogs.
ARRRRRRGH!
*turns off laser knife, looks at pinky fingers in hand*
Well damn you could have told me that before I started....anyone have crazy glue?
*Fires up new laser knife and looks at the jedi's toes*
nerfherder321
Tue Nov 16, 2004 9:30 am
#23
i'll set them on fire!(pulls out lighter)
YAAARRRR....eh?
/me runs around screaming on fire
SBRD0C
Tue Nov 16, 2004 1:38 pm
#24
You guys know we're all going crazy from lack of updates? This is all a Hallucination...
KabaI
Tue Nov 16, 2004 2:39 pm
#25
yimaz wrote:
*ducktapes the hands of the 2 Jedi's, puts plastic bags over there heads, takes polaroid's, PM's them to the dev's, turns the radio to K Billy's Super Sounds of the 70's......*
*As Stealers Wheels, Stuck in the Middle with You comes on the radio Yim lights up a laser knife*
Message Edited by yimaz on 11-12-2004 10:09 AM
Someone watches too much Tarentino
Milasio
Tue Nov 16, 2004 3:04 pm
#26
*turns off laser knife, looks at pinky fingers in hand*
Well damn you could have told me that before I started....anyone have crazy glue?
*Fires up new laser knife and looks at the jedi's toes*
ARRRH!!! That be better matey, but 'at laser knife's gotta go... It's too good fer um.
*hands Yimaz a rusty spoon*
'Ere ye go now. 'At'll make it 'urt more. Start at tha wee toes an' work up. When tha toes are all gone, the ankle are next. Cauterize the wounds wit' 'ere own nerf bats. Insult to injury an' all 'at. Plus, we don't want 'em bleedin' to death. Yet.
Arrgh!!!