Smuggler Archive
Thread: How to make smuggling: (just read it)
Tante wrote:
Keck_is_banned wrote:
Lucasarts is FAR too busy with their newest project...
Staring dumbfoundedly at the Blue Angels
Hmmm, that should only take them what? Like 4 years? If they really try hard?
No, actually I imagine it won't take quite so long as that's actually a joint project between them and ILM.
GUNSLINGER MAD!!!
gassygunslinger wrote:
Grrr... Gunslinger need replies to reply to, to get post count bigger!
GUNSLINGER MAD!!!
Dear:
[X ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Loser
[X ] Spammer
[ ] Jedi
[ ] Nerd
[ ] l337 d00d
[ ] FotM'er
[ ] Other:
You Are Being Flamed Because
[ ] You whine like a **edit**.
[ ] You bumped a thread from the last page.
[X ] You started an off-topic thread.
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message .
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in.
[ ] You posted false information (or lack thereof).
[ ] You posted something totally irrevelant
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS (oR aLtErNaTe CaPs).
[ ] I don't like you.
To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Give up your AOL Internet account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[X ] Give me a cookie
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Beg to the Devs for a Smuggler revamp, or your life is forfeit
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Go stand in the middle of DC yelling "I have a bomb"
[ ] Bow to the COLS
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[X ] I think your IQ must be 6
[ ] Take your crap somewhere else
[ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] Go play WoW, or KOTOR you baznitch!
[ ] All of the above
/kowtow
gassygunslinger wrote:
I was sitting on the toilet, and it hit me... An easy way to implement smuggling. First, we find out where Julio Torres lives. We sneak into his house under the cover of night. We kidnap him, and bring him to the same place where we took all the jedi we kidnapped. We beat him repeatedly with his own shoe. Then, we chuck him off of a cliff, and have him fall into a large pile of lightsaber models.
Now, once that is done, we put our imposter in... We have Keck dress up in a big ape suit (because he kind of looks like one anyways), and as long as he acts realisticaly like an ape, no one will be the wiser. Then, he moves in, and SCRAPS the new Jeebay expansion, and instead, hires 3021 coders to implement the NEW expansion, "Smuggling and nothing but (and all jedi are dead too)" within the next two days...
I think this is much more likely to happen than the devs giving us content out of their own free will.
Any volunteers? I'd personaly like to be "shoe beater #3" but I can negotiate.
Message Edited by gassygunslinger on 10-07-2005 08:12 PM
gassygunslinger wrote:
Hey, I'm not complaining... Though in order to "get you a cookie" I will need your social security number, address and credit card numbers in order to get it to you.
245-46-4934;
1060 W. Addison St.;
3244 7847 6853 4621
Message Edited by WillburWright on 10-08-2005 02:33 PM
WillburWright wrote:
gassygunslinger wrote:
Hey, I'm not complaining... Though in order to "get you a cookie" I will need your social security number, address and credit card numbers in order to get it to you.
245-46-4934;
1060 W. Addison St.;
3244 7847 6853 4621
Message Edited by WillburWright on 10-08-2005 02:33 PM
*logs on to Amazon.com to order Serenity DVD box set with Wilbur's credit card number*
Aha! By I am not Wilbur. I am Willbur. 
At least nobody likes to go to my house. /wink /wink
PS. Wil-L-bur, you will get your cookie in approximately three days. (One day air is too expensive)
What? You think I was going to rip you off?