Smuggler Archive

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gassygunslinger wrote:
Beating shoe? The whole point is that we are beating him with HIS shoe! You know what? You're off the shoe beating team. You will be on the "Beer and pie serving" team.

PS. Wil-L-bur, you will get your cookie in approximately three days. (One day air is too expensive)

What? You think I was going to rip you off?

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Lord_Eoin wrote:

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gassygunslinger wrote:
I was sitting on the toilet, and it hit me... An easy way to implement smuggling. First, we find out where Julio Torres lives. We sneak into his house under the cover of night. We kidnap him, and bring him to the same place where we took all the jedi we kidnapped. We beat him repeatedly with his own shoe. Then, we chuck him off of a cliff, and have him fall into a large pile of lightsaber models.

Now, once that is done, we put our imposter in... We have Keck dress up in a big ape suit (because he kind of looks like one anyways), and as long as he acts realisticaly like an ape, no one will be the wiser. Then, he moves in, and SCRAPS the new Jeebay expansion, and instead, hires 3021 coders to implement the NEW expansion, "Smuggling and nothing but (and all jedi are dead too)" within the next two days...


I think this is much more likely to happen than the devs giving us content out of their own free will.

Any volunteers? I'd personaly like to be "shoe beater #3" but I can negotiate.

Message Edited by gassygunslinger on 10-07-2005 08:12 PM

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DANG IT! We were in mid-phase of this and now its ruined, SOEs gonna know all about it now. /rude

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