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Thread: How to make smuggling: (just read it)
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gassygunslinger
Fri Oct 07, 2005 8:01 pm
#1
I was sitting on the toilet, and it hit me... An easy way to implement smuggling. First, we find out where Julio Torres lives. We sneak into his house under the cover of night. We kidnap him, and bring him to the same place where we took all the jedi we kidnapped. We beat him repeatedly with his own shoe. Then, we chuck him off of a cliff, and have him fall into a large pile of lightsaber models.
Now, once that is done, we put our imposter in... We have Keck dress up in a big ape suit (because he kind of looks like one anyways), and as long as he acts realisticaly like an ape, no one will be the wiser. Then, he moves in, and SCRAPS the new Jeebay expansion, and instead, hires 3021 coders to implement the NEW expansion, "Smuggling and nothing but (and all jedi are dead too)" within the next two days...
I think this is much more likely to happen than the devs giving us content out of their own free will.
Any volunteers? I'd personaly like to be "shoe beater #3" but I can negotiate.
Now, once that is done, we put our imposter in... We have Keck dress up in a big ape suit (because he kind of looks like one anyways), and as long as he acts realisticaly like an ape, no one will be the wiser. Then, he moves in, and SCRAPS the new Jeebay expansion, and instead, hires 3021 coders to implement the NEW expansion, "Smuggling and nothing but (and all jedi are dead too)" within the next two days...
I think this is much more likely to happen than the devs giving us content out of their own free will.
Any volunteers? I'd personaly like to be "shoe beater #3" but I can negotiate.
Message Edited by gassygunslinger on 10-07-2005 08:12 PM
Mentski
Fri Oct 07, 2005 8:16 pm
#2
As much as you may want to believe this, I can assure you all it was was a little splashback.
gassygunslinger wrote:
I was sitting on the toilet, and it hit me... An easy way to implement smuggling.
KloudRunner
Sat Oct 08, 2005 5:50 am
#4
i would like the smuggle the apes upper left arm as well as be shoe beater #6
Tante
Sat Oct 08, 2005 7:17 am
#5
gassygunslinger wrote:
I was sitting on the toilet, and it hit me... An easy way to implement smuggling. First, we find out where Julio Torres lives. We sneak into his house under the cover of night. We kidnap him, and bring him to the same place where we took all the jedi we kidnapped. We beat him repeatedly with his own shoe. Then, we chuck him off of a cliff, and have him fall into a large pile of lightsaber models.
Now, once that is done, we put our imposter in... We have Keck dress up in a big ape suit (because he kind of looks like one anyways), and as long as he acts realisticaly like an ape, no one will be the wiser. Then, he moves in, and SCRAPS the new Jeebay expansion, and instead, hires 3021 coders to implement the NEW expansion, "Smuggling and nothing but (and all jedi are dead too)" within the next two days...
I think this is much more likely to happen than the devs giving us content out of their own free will.
Any volunteers? I'd personaly like to be "shoe beater #3" but I can negotiate.Message Edited by gassygunslinger on 10-07-2005 08:12 PM
Can we put so "throw pie at Julio" events in, too? I'd love to hit him with my famous, special "concrete Pie".
Keck_is_banned
Sat Oct 08, 2005 7:39 am
#8
DoMakk wrote:
Some of my best friends are jedi
that's because almost EVERYONE in the game is either a jedi, or a jedi's alt.
Tante
Sat Oct 08, 2005 7:40 am
#9
Keck_is_banned wrote:
DoMakk wrote:
Some of my best friends are jedi
that's because almost EVERYONE in the game is either a jedi, or a jedi's alt.
Hmmm, is there a command to find out who's Jedi's alt I am?
Keck_is_banned
Sat Oct 08, 2005 7:47 am
#10
It's why I had to kill Keck. I couldn't live with the fact that he was two missions away from his glowbat. He had to die.
Tante
Sat Oct 08, 2005 7:50 am
#11
Since expansions get pushed out only for Theater and DVD releases of SW movies, why don't we just tell LucasArts that Firefly/Serenity belongs to Star Wars, too? LA hasn't seen those Star Wars movies anyway, we can tell them anyting. Now we just need a modified Firefly DVD pack with a LucasArts sticker slapped on it.
I know it's a little degrading for the Firefly box but maybe we should take that risk.
I know it's a little degrading for the Firefly box but maybe we should take that risk.
Keck_is_banned
Sat Oct 08, 2005 7:53 am
#12
Tante wrote:
Since expansions get pushed out only for Theater and DVD releases of SW movies, why don't we just tell LucasArts that Firefly/Serenity belongs to Star Wars, too? LA hasn't seen those Star Wars movies anyway, we can tell them anyting. Now we just need a modified Firefly DVD pack with a LucasArts sticker slapped on it.
I know it's a little degrading for the Firefly box but maybe we should take that risk.
Lucasarts is FAR too busy with their newest project...
Staring dumbfoundedly at the Blue Angels
Tante
Sat Oct 08, 2005 7:55 am
#13
Keck_is_banned wrote:
Lucasarts is FAR too busy with their newest project...
Staring dumbfoundedly at the Blue Angels
Hmmm, that should only take them what? Like 4 years? If they really try hard?
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