Smuggler Archive
Thread: i see your schwartz is as big as mine...
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Bootzislee
Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:12 pm
#1
i declare this the random spaceballs quote page.
"Evil will always win because good is dumb."
AngusMacGregor
Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:20 pm
#6
No sir! I did not see you playing with your dolls again sir!
Antonnio
Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:33 pm
#9
What the hell am I looking at? When does THIS happen in the movie?
Your looking at now sir... Everything that is happening now, is happening now.
What happened to then?
We passed it.
When?
Just now. This is NOW NOW.
Go back to then!
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When will then be now...
SOON!
Your looking at now sir... Everything that is happening now, is happening now.
What happened to then?
We passed it.
When?
Just now. This is NOW NOW.
Go back to then!
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When will then be now...
SOON!
Tasomo
Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:42 pm
#10
"What are YOU?"
"I'm a Mog"
"What's a mog?"
"Part man, part dog...I'm my own best friend"
AngusMacGregor
Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:44 pm
#11
It's the radar, sir... it's been jammed!
Raspberry... only one man would dare give me the raspberry... LONESTAR!!!
Ternque01
Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:56 pm
#12
"You're hurting me!!!"
"Calm down! Everyone knows that Druish princesses are attracted to MONEY and POWER... and I have BOTH!!!"
"Ohh... *struggles* Ohhh... Your helmet is... so BIG!"
Ternque01
Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:58 pm
#13
*Diner convulses on the bar top*
"This man needs a doctor!!!!"
"What you talkin about??? THIS MAN NEEDS SOME PEPTO BISMOL!!!"
Someone feel free to finish this great scene!
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