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But I do have to say, the best was waking up on a Sunday morning with my girlfriend at the time...


...in my front yard


...naked


...across the street from the University Football field







...during Homecoming.




Yup, made the school papaer and everything.

suddenly my drinking exploits see so very sub par

the best one that i can remember/have been told about was at a friends 21st bday. aparently i was involved in a chest grabbing circle and got my drunk ass whiped by my even drunker gf (who was definatly not in the circle). tried to walk down an icy road at 2am to look at some idiots car that he had stranded out in the middle of a field trying to go get more beer, and passed out just before the mass semi nude table dancing! waking only long enough to puke on the stairs and passout in the kitchen.

Missing the semi-nude table damncing is a far worth crime than mine.

Hethan!

You guys are such rookies.

This one time... I drank a whole bottle of Mad Dog.

ROFL

OE. I havent had that stuf in a loooong time.

Lately I've been really partial to the creamier ales like Guinnes or Kilkenny. Brings back memories from home. I'm so happy I can buy it here.

Props to you, man... but I'm not sure that's really a 'drinking' story...

Now, if the last thing you REMEMBERED was seeing that your ex was sitting on the couch and then you woke up in bed with this girl and your ex... well, that's more like it.

I hate post like this cause eventually someone posts some bullash* story. The whole point of drinking is to feel good and achieve that perfect buzz. If you haven't learned that yet you are a lightwieght.

I'm I the only spirit drinker here?

I'm having a partyon Saturday night so I'll try and get online and post depending on what time people leave, I usually put away a bottle of Vodka (its my favourite, call me a girl if you want but just remember beer is only 7% when Vodka is 43%) so I will be well and truley liquered up.

I am so happy that I can even afford liquor as fine as OE!

The grocer last night said he didn't even know they still made Old English until he saw me buying it, lol!

So I got pretty trashed on, of all things, Glenlivet, (I'm a re-enactor and a bunch of the old snots bring exspensive stuff out to thepark fter it closes) I did try to come on and post but after it took me 30 mintues to remeber how to log in I couldn't find any posts that seemed interesting and decided to forget it.