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Thread: I've let you all down, especially you djlowballer...

Alpha_Bits
Wed Jun 08, 2005 12:44 am
#27

I love Glenlivet 18 year. Scotches are dangerous... you upgrade your vintage and double your booze costs. And you just can't go back. I had 21 year at the bar one time and then downgraded to 18 and it tasted like turpentine after the 21.



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Lasertrackmeat
Wed Jun 08, 2005 12:52 am
#28

so yeah i decided to let you guys in on 1 of my many fun drinking stories


i live in a town of 35k when school is in session. about 2 months ago i was working at the bar( i am the emc), and this fine young lady wants to go home with me. so we rol back towards my house and my ex is sitting on the couch with my roommates. so rather than cause drama i drive past and look for somewhere else to go. she says she we can't go back to her place and all the motels are full cause of the college rodeo.

well to make a long story short i ended up get busy with her on the gave of the founder of the town.


hmm maybe i shouldn't have told anybody that oh well




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djlowballer
Wed Jun 08, 2005 11:40 am
#29



Saarek wrote:
I got hammered on the weekend but passed out before I could come online and post.
I'm a sad excuse for a smuggler, not being able to hold my alcohol. But lets see you try to stand up, let alone turn on a computer after 5 shots of Crown Royal, and 8 Kokanee.
To be honest, I'm kinda surprised I didn't get a hangover the next day, THAT would've been a terrible one...




Its ok man, keep at it and your drunken smuggling will improve. Be careful though, because i get a little too rowdy online and end up getting my whole account banned. Temp bans are stupid, They get their money, they shouldnt have the right to give me timeout. GRrrrr what is trolling by the way
Marven_Darkfly
Wed Jun 08, 2005 1:56 pm
#30

well i'm in a fraternity at school and we had a beer device by which we would pore beer into a funnell and would flow down a long tube. Well we made a rather large one that wrapped around the front pillar of our house...somewhere between 20-30ft in length and split into two at the end with an on off nozzle. 6-10beers at a time between two people is tons of fun!



not really a personal drinking story as I was not the only one to use it but it is a great idea!



also cheap boxed FRANZIA wine for teh win! ahhh cheap college student beer and wine






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Nahjib
Wed Jun 08, 2005 11:17 pm
#31


Latley I been downin these cheap $8 liters of rum that are locally bottled here in SanJose CA, (king's Bay, If you know it I give ya mad props)But i've had to switch back to cheap malt licker due to the large amount of blood comin up from my guts latley.... thought that sh*t wasn't s'posed to happin till you're like 40.... rediculous. But anyways STORY:1) started on a liter of rum 2)played a show in Campbell, Ca 3)Finish the bottle 4) pass out 5)wake up in the park the next morning with no pants and $60 in my jacket that wasn't there before...


later we figured out it was the profits from the show, but for a while there I was a bit freaked out


(If you been to campbell and party'd there even madder props)



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ChiiTWINS
Thu Jun 09, 2005 1:29 am
#32

I'm a girl, so I don't tolerate the taste of the really heavy stuff too well.


I've done 11 smirnoff ices, logged into EQ, and played a level 49 cleric for three hours straight -- kept my group alive -- and didn't remember anything past the "LFG" shouting stage. I had to get a guildmate to fill me in on whether or not I'd embarrassed the hell out of myself.


8 smirnoffs more recently, came into SWG, and RPed for several hours. Even managed -- shortly before they fixed the 'reply' function and MT's were a regular occurrance -- to notice when the n00b sent me some question asking about wound healing, and DIDNT send him the risque-sounding tell I had just written.


My BF has a whole repetoire of drinking stories. I'm boring. :/







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