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Thread: I've let you all down, especially you djlowballer...

Saarek
Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:55 am
#1

I got hammered on the weekend but passed out before I could come online and post.


I'm a sad excuse for a smuggler, not being able to hold my alcohol. But lets see you try to stand up, let alone turn on a computer after 5 shots of Crown Royal, and 8 Kokanee.


To be honest, I'm kinda surprised I didn't get a hangover the next day, THAT would've been a terrible one...








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AngusMacGregor
Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:59 am
#2

That's all you drank, and you still couldn't post?






Lightweights.






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Alpha_Bits
Mon Jun 06, 2005 9:00 am
#3

And what exactly does this have to do with a serious, intelligent discussion on what can be improved in the smuggler's gaming experience with SWG? Hmm?


And more importantly, what is Kokanee?





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"It don't matter. None of this matters."
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Daturaze
Mon Jun 06, 2005 9:01 am
#4

Kokanee?


It's the pride and joy of the Columbia Brewing Company


Cheers
Dat





Saarek
Mon Jun 06, 2005 9:02 am
#5






Alpha_Bits wrote:

And what exactly does this have to do with a serious, intelligent discussion on what can be improved in the smuggler's gaming experience with SWG? Hmm?


And more importantly, what is Kokanee?








Are you serious?


Oh wait... most americans don't drink Canadian beer...





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"The Hawtness is my ally, and a powerful ally it is." RIP SAAREK CARVATHOS :: AUG 4, 2005
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S A A R E K "SIR WANKSALOT" C A R V A T H O S _Starsider. && _Corbantis.
M A S T E R S C O U N D R E L I AM JACK'S IGNORED PROFESSION
C O A L I T I O N O F T H E L O S T S M U G G L E R S .

Alpha_Bits
Mon Jun 06, 2005 9:06 am
#6

Let's not start a border dispute here... Just asking a question, man.





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Gith - Professional Scoundrel

"If I kill one of you, will the other two shut up?"

"It don't matter. None of this matters."
- Carl
Daturaze
Mon Jun 06, 2005 9:08 am
#7

LOL


Some people take their beer far more seriously than others



yimaz
Mon Jun 06, 2005 9:10 am
#8






Saarek wrote:

I got hammered on the weekend but passed out before I could come online and post.


I'm a sad excuse for a smuggler, not being able to hold my alcohol. But lets see you try to stand up, let alone turn on a computer after 5 shots of Crown Royal, and 8 Kokanee.


To be honest, I'm kinda surprised I didn't get a hangover the next day, THAT would've been a terrible one...








Crown and Ginger right here and you will never have a hang over from Crown, well unless you drink the whole bottle but I was still able to post that night....I think.



Yimayz Samoot
Master Smuggler & Master Pilot
Captain of the Auto de fé

Saarek
Mon Jun 06, 2005 9:15 am
#9

It's weird cause I really dont remember much of that night, other than drinking and hunting some kimos with a mate... but oh well.


Anyone got any bad boozin stories?


like the time I got so hammered that I was making out with a card-board cutout of Angelina Jolie at a local theatre. They let me take it home too. As a matter of fact, its still in my place.



Aaaah. Memories







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"The Hawtness is my ally, and a powerful ally it is." RIP SAAREK CARVATHOS :: AUG 4, 2005
------
S A A R E K "SIR WANKSALOT" C A R V A T H O S _Starsider. && _Corbantis.
M A S T E R S C O U N D R E L I AM JACK'S IGNORED PROFESSION
C O A L I T I O N O F T H E L O S T S M U G G L E R S .

Alpha_Bits
Mon Jun 06, 2005 9:25 am
#10

Oh, man... not the Angelina Jolie talk again... /sigh



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Gith - Professional Scoundrel

"If I kill one of you, will the other two shut up?"

"It don't matter. None of this matters."
- Carl
yimaz
Mon Jun 06, 2005 9:28 am
#11


Down in a bar in South Beach, my band was hot at the time and we were all VIP and what not. Free drinks and drinking everything I could get my hands on. So a young lady asks if I'd like to go out back and "smoke" I say yes, we smoke and when we get back she is sitting on my lap......


With in 3min the room starts to spin (if you have ever had too much to drink then "smoked" you would know where Im comming from with this). I lean over and puke in the can next to the couch, my band mates are like "ok time to go" as they are helping me out of the bar I puke in all 6 (yes 6) trash cans lined up on the wall on the way out. Now here is the best part...The group of girls we were hanging out with were all over me, rubbing my head telling me its ok looking for water, not because I had to much to drink and smoke but because they thought I was r*lling and wanted some. As we left the girls behind the guys were like only Yim (not my real name) could puke all the way out of a bar and still have girls hanging on him.







Yimayz Samoot
Master Smuggler & Master Pilot
Captain of the Auto de fé

Saarek
Mon Jun 06, 2005 9:44 am
#12

rofl





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"The Hawtness is my ally, and a powerful ally it is." RIP SAAREK CARVATHOS :: AUG 4, 2005
------
S A A R E K "SIR WANKSALOT" C A R V A T H O S _Starsider. && _Corbantis.
M A S T E R S C O U N D R E L I AM JACK'S IGNORED PROFESSION
C O A L I T I O N O F T H E L O S T S M U G G L E R S .

JWing
Mon Jun 06, 2005 10:35 am
#13



yimaz wrote:

Down in a bar in South Beach, my band was hot at the time and we were all VIP and what not. Free drinks and drinking everything I could get my hands on. So a young lady asks if I'd like to go out back and "smoke" I say yes, we smoke and when we get back she is sitting on my lap......

With in 3min the room starts to spin (if you have ever had too much to drink then "smoked" you would know where Im comming from with this). I lean over and puke in the can next to the couch, my band mates are like "ok time to go" as they are helping me out of the bar I puke in all 6 (yes 6) trash cans lined up on the wall on the way out. Now here is the best part...The group of girls we were hanging out with were all over me, rubbing my head telling me its ok looking for water, not because I had to much to drink and smoke but because they thought I was r*lling and wanted some. As we left the girls behind the guys were like only Yim (not my real name) could puke all the way out of a bar and still have girls hanging on him.






LOL...


Well I had my B-day party this past weekend, and I pulled a "Dude, Where's my car"


For real, if ya can help. Its in downtown Chicago...... Somewhere



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