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Vin Diesel is the only person who has literally kicked someone back to The Stone Age.

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AngusMacGregor wrote:

I was being indirect? I'm sorry, I tried so hard, too.....

Maybe I'm just old and cranky. Or maybe I'm a huge Vin Diesel fan who takes offense... or maybe it's none of the above, and I just don't see the humor in it.

I couldn't help shaking my head and wondering what kind of geek who has no life would waste his time creating such a thing.

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you ARE a huge Vin Diesel fan aren't you!
i knew this would bring all his fans out of hiding...

alright boys, round em up!



as for what kind of geek would create such a thing... probably the same kind who would spend all day trolling these forums hehe.

If you see the "Vin Diesel regularly shave his..." fact - thats mine - just submitted it.

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GanymedePharuu wrote:

you ARE a huge Vin Diesel fan aren't you! Damn, I'm busted. Pitch Black and The Chronicles of Riddick were just too cool.

i knew this would bring all his fans out of hiding...

alright boys, round em up!



as for what kind of geek would create such a thing... probably the same kind who would spend all day trolling these forums hehe. Trying to imply something here, troll-boy?

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Vin Diesel has won the international potato sack skateboarding consecutively for the last 7 years, stealing the crown from the previous holder, Tom selleck. In 1998, Vin pioneered the 'inverted tater bag head back flip', which involves removing the sack and placing it over your head, while simultaneously standing on your head on the board and back flipping, a move that was taught to him by his master, Mr. Selleck, who could not actually complete the manuver himself. Selleck was so crushed that his apprentice had finally reached a level higher than himself that he swore never to potatosack skateboard again, and is now the leader of an anti potatosack skateboarding cult in Northwest Belgium.

now THAT'S amazing!

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AngusMacGregor wrote:

as for what kind of geek would create such a thing... probably the same kind who would spend all day trolling these forums hehe. Trying to imply something here, troll-boy?

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nah... just answering your question.

and by the way i didn't create it. i merely happened upon it during my Vin Diesel investigations.

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GanymedePharuu wrote:
nah... just answering your question.

and by the way i didn't create it. i merely happened upon it during my Vin Diesel investigations.

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I knew it. You're one of those ultrageek fanbois who spends all day looking up factoids about his favorite movie stars.

I bet you stalk him, too... don't you? ADMIT IT!

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AngusMacGregor wrote:
That has to be the most stupid thing I have ever seen. We are all dumber for having seen it.

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ROFLAMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg Im crying!!!!!!

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AngusMacGregor wrote:

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GanymedePharuu wrote:
nah... just answering your question.

and by the way i didn't create it. i merely happened upon it during my Vin Diesel investigations.

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I knew it. You're one of those ultrageek fanbois who spends all day looking up factoids about his favorite movie stars.

I bet you stalk him, too... don't you? ADMIT IT!

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no i'm part of a top secret government invesigation attempting to round up all Vin Diesel fans, and use their love for Mr. Diesel to power a new weapon known only as the "Norwegian Hamburger".

and now that you know my secret, i'll have to ask you to not tell anyone.

"Will Smith once said, "I got to get me one of these." Vin Diesel does in fact have one of those. "

Vin Diesel is responsible for the Tattooine server lag.

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AngusMacGregor wrote:

I'm calling Vin right now and spilling the beans. I have him on speed dial.

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don't be surprised if i pick up his phone.