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Thread: Vin Diesel is responsible for the salinity of the ocean.

GanymedePharuu
Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:16 am
#1
Vin Diesel FTW!

by the way, every time you hit refresh it will learn you a new fact about Vin Diesel.

Message Edited by GanymedePharuu on 07-05-2005 10:35 AM



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<--- this stupid hat.
I am Jack's ignored profession.
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Akiram_Glockem
Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:19 am
#2
Psalm 23 literally reads: Vin Diesel.



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AngusMacGregor
Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:23 am
#3
That has to be the most stupid thing I have ever seen. We are all dumber for having seen it.




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GanymedePharuu
Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:31 am
#4

AngusMacGregor wrote:
That has to be the most amazing thing I have ever seen. We are all thankful for having seen it. Kohs is the best!




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Kohs V'sto
I wanted Smuggling for Christmas
but all i got was
<--- this stupid hat.
I am Jack's ignored profession.
Luke Skywalker is DEAD!
Saarek
Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:38 am
#5




AngusMacGregor wrote:
That has to be the most stupid thing I have ever seen. We are all dumber for having seen it.




QFE





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GanymedePharuu
Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:43 am
#6
Vin Diesel wears a special suit made of fiberglass, cheese, Clerks Inaction Figures and old Rush CDs just to clip his toenails.



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Kohs V'sto
I wanted Smuggling for Christmas
but all i got was
<--- this stupid hat.
I am Jack's ignored profession.
Luke Skywalker is DEAD!
GanymedePharuu
Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:52 am
#7
When read backwards, page 1337 of the Holy Bible, the Torah, and the Qu'ran all state that the Apocalypse will be caused by Vin Diesel's massive firestorm of "bukake" as he attempts to rid the world of people who submit crappy Flash files to EBaumsWorld.

Vin Diesel is 1337!!!1!1!1!ONE11!1!1!!



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Kohs V'sto
I wanted Smuggling for Christmas
but all i got was
<--- this stupid hat.
I am Jack's ignored profession.
Luke Skywalker is DEAD!
AngusMacGregor
Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:54 am
#8
This thread is getting almost as stupid as that web site.


I fear for the little ones who have to live with the stupidity that this generation unleashes upon the world.




"C O L O N E L A N G U S" M A C G R E G O R
DEAD SMUGGLER - KILLED BY LACK OF CONTENT AND COMMUNICATION
I am Jack's ignored profession.
My account payment has been moved to a long term implementation.
GanymedePharuu
Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:57 am
#9


where's your Smuggler sense of humor... sheesh!



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Kohs V'sto
I wanted Smuggling for Christmas
but all i got was
<--- this stupid hat.
I am Jack's ignored profession.
Luke Skywalker is DEAD!
AngusMacGregor
Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:58 am
#10
Stupidity is like Kryptonite for my Smugglery sense of humor.




"C O L O N E L A N G U S" M A C G R E G O R
DEAD SMUGGLER - KILLED BY LACK OF CONTENT AND COMMUNICATION
I am Jack's ignored profession.
My account payment has been moved to a long term implementation.
GanymedePharuu
Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:02 am
#11
what crawled up your tuckus?

i just find bizarro nonsensical humor to be extremely funny, and i thought i'd share it with you all.

don't gotta indirectly call me stupid for it...



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Kohs V'sto
I wanted Smuggling for Christmas
but all i got was
<--- this stupid hat.
I am Jack's ignored profession.
Luke Skywalker is DEAD!
AngusMacGregor
Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:05 am
#12

I was being indirect? I'm sorry, I tried so hard, too.....




Maybe I'm just old and cranky. Or maybe I'm a huge Vin Diesel fan who takes offense... or maybe it's none of the above, and I just don't see the humor in it.




I couldn't help shaking my head and wondering what kind of geek who has no life would waste his time creating such a thing.






"C O L O N E L A N G U S" M A C G R E G O R
DEAD SMUGGLER - KILLED BY LACK OF CONTENT AND COMMUNICATION
I am Jack's ignored profession.
My account payment has been moved to a long term implementation.
GanymedePharuu
Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:05 am
#13
i mean how is "If you ask Vin Diesel any question in Romanian he must answer it. But afterwards the life of your first born child is forfeit." not hilarious?



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Kohs V'sto
I wanted Smuggling for Christmas
but all i got was
<--- this stupid hat.
I am Jack's ignored profession.
Luke Skywalker is DEAD!
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