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Thread: Vin Diesel is responsible for the salinity of the ocean.
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AngusMacGregor
Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:57 pm
#27
Vin Diesel is so manly that the airlines classify his"johnson" as carry-on baggage.
Kelko
Tue Jul 05, 2005 3:05 pm
#28
AngusMacGregor wrote:
That has to be the most stupid thing I have ever seen. We are all dumber for having seen it.
Speak for yourself, because, well.... I haven't looked at it. Tee Hee!
GanymedePharuu
Wed Jul 06, 2005 12:14 am
#29
Vin Diesel led the Spanish Inquisition under the code name Tomas de Torquemada. Not because he believed in what he was doing, but because they paid well and had excellent dental coverage.
Vin Diesel can hire ninjas to kill the assassins he hired to kill you. Then he can kill the ninjas with his bare hands. He already did this two years ago, you just never knew about it because he's that good.
Mikhail Gorbachev's birthmark is not a birthmark at all. It is actually a bruise caused by Vin Diesel in a heated game of duck-duck-goose.
Vin Diesel always sleeps with his right eye open in case someone attempts to steal his left eye.
Vin Diesel was disqualified from the 1994 Olympic Shotput Championship for reversing the polarity of Earth.
Vin Diesel can hire ninjas to kill the assassins he hired to kill you. Then he can kill the ninjas with his bare hands. He already did this two years ago, you just never knew about it because he's that good.
Mikhail Gorbachev's birthmark is not a birthmark at all. It is actually a bruise caused by Vin Diesel in a heated game of duck-duck-goose.
Vin Diesel always sleeps with his right eye open in case someone attempts to steal his left eye.
Vin Diesel was disqualified from the 1994 Olympic Shotput Championship for reversing the polarity of Earth.
XrioT
Wed Jul 06, 2005 12:30 am
#31
Mount Rushmore was born when Vin Diesel had s__ with the Statue of Liberty.
ROFL!
Someone had wayyy to much time on their hands to even begin thinking these things.
Ternque01
Wed Jul 06, 2005 12:47 am
#32
Sosstuborx wrote:
"Will Smith once said, "I got to get me one of these." Vin Diesel does in fact have one of those. "
That made me smile
Oh, that IS good. I like this one alot: "Vin Diesel was actually 'Born with it' and has been quoted as saying, "F*ck Maybelline."
Ternque01
Wed Jul 06, 2005 12:49 am
#33
GanymedePharuu wrote:
Johannes Kepler's calculations were incorrect until he accounted for Vin Diesel.
Oh snap! That is good 
Saarek
Wed Jul 06, 2005 12:52 am
#34
Ternque01 wrote:
Oh, that IS good. I like this one alot: "Vin Diesel was actually 'Born with it' and has been quoted as saying, "F*ck Maybelline."
ROFL. That one made me burst out laughing here. I get a lot of weird looks. I responded with "Vin Diesel thinks i'm cool, so there!"
Everyone went back to work.
I love my job.
GanymedePharuu
Wed Jul 06, 2005 12:58 am
#35
If you put your ear up to Vin Diesel, you will hear either sounds of the ocean, or the tormented wailing of lost souls, depending on his mood.
After twenty-nine years of thorough research, it was discovered that Mr. T was actually the product of a year long affair between Vin Diesel and Chewbacca.
Vin Diesel can sing in harmony with himself, up to 4 parts simultaneously. Oddly, he cannot reach notes below Middle C while using this ability.
Vin Diesel defeated Bea Arthur in hand to hand combat. Twice.
Vin Diesel bent my wookie.
After twenty-nine years of thorough research, it was discovered that Mr. T was actually the product of a year long affair between Vin Diesel and Chewbacca.
Vin Diesel can sing in harmony with himself, up to 4 parts simultaneously. Oddly, he cannot reach notes below Middle C while using this ability.
Vin Diesel defeated Bea Arthur in hand to hand combat. Twice.
Vin Diesel bent my wookie.
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