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LTZweigg

Thu Jul 28, 2005 2:22 pm

WillburWright wrote:

LTZweigg wrote:

I can picture it now.

The four overburdened goats of the Apocalypse...

/raise eyebrow

I'm Norwegian. When all else fails, we look to the goats O.K.?

Wait...Not in that kind of way....

Hello, I must be going. I cannot stay, I came to say I must be going. I'm glad I came but just the same I must be going.

Jedi - Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione!

twotimes

Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:41 pm

#15

LTZweigg wrote:

I can picture it now.

The four overburdened goats of the Apocalypse...

/bleat.

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Ceci n'est pas une Smuggler

apprentice_of_eld

Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:42 pm

#16

yea! Veggietales

now, can you do one in shyrriwook and have a human translate it? THAT would make my year!

Dearborn- Master Tailor. Vendors at Tatooine, Mos Eisley... 4347, -4174

SmugglinZane

Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:44 pm

#17

SWEET!

Can I make a request? If so, can you turn any one of the songs in "Rocky Horror Picture Show" into a Smuggler song? I would prefer Time Warp, but if you wanted to adapt Sweet Transvestite or Damnit Janet I wouldn't complain.

"Jedi claims of being "broken" are like saying "But my TV isn't widescreen! It's broken! My TV can't show high-def pictures in 1080i, it can only do 720i! It's broken!" Meanwhile, crafters are saying "We'd really like to have a TV that's larger than 12" and gets more than 4 channels and doesn't constantly lose vertical control", and entertainers are saying "Can we get some color instead of this B&W piece of junk?" And smugglers? We're listening to radio programs of "The Shadow" and "The Abbot and Costello Comedy Hour" and hearing FDR's Fireside Chats. We don't even HAVE a damn TV, much less a broken one or a "broken" one by Jedi standards. I'd LOVE to be as "broken" as they are." - The Legendary Solo4114

SmugglinZane

Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:46 pm

#18

Smuggler_Caylin wrote:

LTZweigg wrote:

I can picture it now.

The four overburdened goats of the Apocalypse...

Budget cutbacks are forcing us to forego goats but instead use these handy coconuts.

And how did you get these coconuts?

"Jedi claims of being "broken" are like saying "But my TV isn't widescreen! It's broken! My TV can't show high-def pictures in 1080i, it can only do 720i! It's broken!" Meanwhile, crafters are saying "We'd really like to have a TV that's larger than 12" and gets more than 4 channels and doesn't constantly lose vertical control", and entertainers are saying "Can we get some color instead of this B&W piece of junk?" And smugglers? We're listening to radio programs of "The Shadow" and "The Abbot and Costello Comedy Hour" and hearing FDR's Fireside Chats. We don't even HAVE a damn TV, much less a broken one or a "broken" one by Jedi standards. I'd LOVE to be as "broken" as they are." - The Legendary Solo4114

Jaim_Darkstryder

Thu Jul 28, 2005 10:02 pm

#19

SmugglinZane wrote:
SWEET!

Can I make a request? If so, can you turn any one of the songs in "Rocky Horror Picture Show" into a Smuggler song? I would prefer Time Warp, but if you wanted to adapt Sweet Transvestite or Damnit Janet I wouldn't complain.

"Let's do the slice bug again..."

"Don't get strung out...by the... way I look... don't judge a book by it's coo-oooo-ver...
I'm not much of a Prof...by the Ess Double-U Gee... but at heart I'm one hell of a smuu-uu-gler!"

# I support people who don’t pirate the ribbon symbol and plaster all over irrelavent "causes" YARR, matey!

nasafan2

Thu Jul 28, 2005 10:25 pm

#20

Please, sticky this post. It is so true.

That and the song is quite catchy and fun to read. Had me in stitches.

*eats pie*

Irell Rokich

"We Choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other things.

Not because they are easy, but because they are hard." - JFK

Jaim_Darkstryder

Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:41 pm

#21

at Smugglinzane's request:

Smuggler:
How d'you do, I
See you've met my
Faithful bretheren.
They're just a little brought down
Because when you posted
They thought you had the revamp man.

Don't get strung out by the way I look.
Don't judge a book by its cover.
I'm not much of a Prof by the Ess Double-U Gee
But at heart I'm one hell of a smuggler.

I'm just a weak non-Jedi
>In non-storyline, Star Wars Galaxies.

Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound.
You look like you're both pretty clueless.
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal,
We could take in some old Han Solo “PWNness”.

Tiggs:
You know, we think you're a champ,
And about that Re-Vamp?
Well, we've been quite a bit busy.

Thunderheart:
Right.

Tiggs:
We'll just stay where we are,
And not go very far.
Smugglers aren't a high priority.

Smuggler:
Well your developing went flat, well, how `bout that?
Well, Devies, don't you flatline.
By the light of the Force it'll all run it's course.
You have given us a KoTOR Online.

I'm just a weak non-Jedi
>In non-storyline, Star Wars Galaxies.
Why don't you stay for some Spice? (Spice)
Or maybe a slice? (slice)

I have seen your all favourite obsession.
You've been making a class
And all kissing their a$$
And they all cause plenty of... ...tension

I'm just a weak non-Jedi
>In Non-storyline, Star Wars Galaxies.
HIT IT, HIT IT!
I'm just a weak non-Jedi. (Weak Non-Jedi)
Weak non-Jedi
>In non-Storyline, Star Wars Galaxies.

So - come to the Forum,
And see what's the conundrum.
I see you quiver with trepi - (3 seconds) - dation.
But maybe the pain
Isn't Jedi to blame.
So I'll just blame the Devs. (chuckles)
But not the children.

Hope it fits the bill.

# I support people who don’t pirate the ribbon symbol and plaster all over irrelavent "causes" YARR, matey!

Jaim_Darkstryder

Fri Jul 29, 2005 12:21 am

#22

Zombie_Arsani wrote:

She then rips the corpse apart and eats it brain.

That must have been a very small meal.

# I support people who don’t pirate the ribbon symbol and plaster all over irrelavent "causes" YARR, matey!

Qojan

Fri Jul 29, 2005 12:49 am

#23

Jaim_Darkstryder wrote:
Zombie_Arsani wrote:
She then rips the corpse apart and eats it brain.  
That must have been a very small meal.

QFE

Main Qojan-Master Carbiner, Master CH, Master Cynic, Explorer, Sabacc player, Glowing Fool and Reluctent Pilot, Retired Smuggler

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side."

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Zombie_Arsani

Fri Jul 29, 2005 12:50 am

#24

Qojan wrote:
Jaim_Darkstryder wrote:
Zombie_Arsani wrote:
She then rips the corpse apart and eats it brain.  
That must have been a very small meal.
QFE

It was more to make a point than for actual substinace. Everyone knows that jedi aren't good for you.

_________Arsani 'Living Dead Girl' Co'lace ~ Queen of the Banned________

She's a twitcher!Shoot 'er in the head!

Order 67 - Every Smuggler is now an enemy of SOE and LucasArts.

Devs won't do what must be done. They only hesitate. We're shown no mercy.

Zombie_Arsani

Fri Jul 29, 2005 4:19 am

#25

You are a sweet transvestite Jaim', and you know it.

_________Arsani 'Living Dead Girl' Co'lace ~ Queen of the Banned________

She's a twitcher!Shoot 'er in the head!

Order 67 - Every Smuggler is now an enemy of SOE and LucasArts.

Devs won't do what must be done. They only hesitate. We're shown no mercy.

SmugglerPie

Fri Jul 29, 2005 4:35 am

#26

All right, let's take it from the top! This time in KLINGON!!!!

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

Maj Daq Qeh Hjah!

Maq Taji Whar Fheq!

Ahhh.. who am I kidding? I only know Romulan.

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