Smuggler Archive

Narrator: "Once again it's time for silly songs with Arsani.


The part of the forums where Arsani comes out and sings a silly


song.

Our curtain opens as Arsani, having just finished her morning


bath, is searching for her smuggling. Having no success, Arsnai


cries out..."





Arsani: "Oh, where is my Revamp? Oh where is my Revamp? Oh,


where,oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh,


where, oh, where oh, where ... is my Revamp?"





Narrator: "Having heard his cry, SmugglinZaze enters the scene.


Shocked and slightly embaressed at the sight of Arsani in a towel, Zane


regains his composure and reports ..."





Zane: "I think I saw a Revamp back there!"





Arsani: "Back there is my Revamp. Back there is my Revamp.


Back there, back there, oh, where, back there, oh, where, oh, where,


back there, back there, back there ... are my smugglers?"





Narrator: "Having heard his joyous proclamation, Tsb enters


the scene. Shocked and slightly embaressed at the sight of


Arsani in a towel, Tsb regains his composure and comments ..."





Tsb: "We need a Smuggler Revamp! We can't smuggle!"





Narrator: "Arsani is taken a back. The thought had occured


to her. Can't smuggle? What would this mean? What will become of her? What


will become of her Revamp? Arsani wonders ..."





Arsani: "No smuggling for my smugglers. No smuggling for my smugglers. No


smuggle, muddle, smuggle, cuddle, fuggle muggle, let us smuggle damn it,


no smuggle.... for my smugglers."





Narrator: "Having heard her wonderings, a Dev enters


the scene. Shocked and slightly confused at the sight of Arsani


(smugglers still play this game?), the dev regains his composure


and confesses ..."





Dev: "Arsani, that old revamp of yours ... Well, you'd never use


it, you don't really need it. So, well, I'm sorry ... I didn't know. But


I gave it to the Jedi - 'cause they are Ub3r!"





Narrator: "Feeling a deep sense of loss, Arsani stumbles back and


laments..."





Arsani: "Not fair! Oh, my Revamp. Not fair! My poor Revamp.


Not fair, not fair, the Devs don't care, no fair, no where, how dare,


not fair, not fair! My little Revamp!"





Narrator: "Having heard his lament, the Jedi enters the scene.


Himself in a towel, both Arsani and the Jedi are shocked and slightly


embarrassed at the sight of each other. But recognizing Arsani's


suffering, the Peach is 'thankful'..."





Jedi: "Pwned! Ha ha ha N00b."





Narrator: "Yes, no good has been done here. The Jedi exits the


scene. Arsani growls, but, still feeling an emotional attachment for


the revamp, chases the jedi down and shoves a scatter pistol down his


throat, opening fire..."





Arsani: "Take THIS for my Revamp. Take THIS, oh my Revamp.


Take this, take this, eat blaster b****. Take this. because this smuggler's


pissed....Take this, take THIIIS ... for my Revamp."

She then rips the corpse apart and eats it brain.





Narrator: "The end!"