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Thread: Once again it's time for silly songs with Arsani

Jaguarrr
Fri Jul 29, 2005 5:30 am
#27

Hmm... Arsani freshly showered, just in a towel...



We couldn't play SWG without Tiggs. Now we can =)
SmugglerPie
Fri Jul 29, 2005 5:35 am
#28






Jaguarrr wrote:
Hmm... Arsani freshly showered, just in a towel...






... with decayed flesh peeling away from her bones, and a rank stench of death....



She really needs to be ressurrected.




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Jaguarrr
Fri Jul 29, 2005 5:40 am
#29






SmugglerPie wrote:






Jaguarrr wrote:
Hmm... Arsani freshly showered, just in a towel...






... with decayed flesh peeling away from her bones, and a rank stench of death....



She really needs to be ressurrected.







*ignores Angus and continues to imagine a healthy, living Arsani with the scent of peaches surounding her from the shampoo she uses*


+dazzed+






We couldn't play SWG without Tiggs. Now we can =)
ApollyonTB
Fri Jul 29, 2005 5:41 am
#30

/roflmao!!


'Sani you are a freak.......



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ApollyonTB
Fri Jul 29, 2005 5:43 am
#31






Jaguarrr wrote:





SmugglerPie wrote:






Jaguarrr wrote:
Hmm... Arsani freshly showered, just in a towel...






... with decayed flesh peeling away from her bones, and a rank stench of death....



She really needs to be ressurrected.







*ignores Angus and continues to imagine a healthy, living Arsani with the scent of peaches surounding her from the shampoo she uses*


+dazzed+








keep on imganining man....can thats as far as it will ever get.....she is a freaky chick through and through...



teh Tee-Bagger
Lover of Beer and Pie
Order 67 - "Every Smuggler is now an enemy of SOE and LucasArts."
(quoted by)
Veela "Her Royal Hawtness"


vendors located at 2110 -4905 outside Mos Eisley
Jaguarrr
Fri Jul 29, 2005 5:47 am
#32






ApollyonTB wrote:





Jaguarrr wrote:





SmugglerPie wrote:






Jaguarrr wrote:
Hmm... Arsani freshly showered, just in a towel...






... with decayed flesh peeling away from her bones, and a rank stench of death....



She really needs to be ressurrected.







*ignores Angus and continues to imagine a healthy, living Arsani with the scent of peaches surounding her from the shampoo she uses*


+dazzed+








keep on imganining man....can thats as far as it will ever get.....she is a freaky chick through and through...






I got a house near her poolhouse



We couldn't play SWG without Tiggs. Now we can =)
SmugglerPie
Fri Jul 29, 2005 5:47 am
#33






Jaguarrr wrote:


*ignores Angus and continues to imagine a healthy, living Arsani with the scent of peaches surounding her from the shampoo she uses*




.. that's only just barely overpowering the gaggingly rancid oder emanating from her. It's the sickeningly sweet stench of death and decay.



"C O L O N E L A N G U S" M A C G R E G O R
DEAD SMUGGLER - KILLED BY LACK OF CONTENT AND COMMUNICATION
I am Jack's ignored profession.
My account payment has been moved to a long term implementation.
SmugglinZane
Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:44 am
#34

That rocks Jaim!



"Jedi claims of being "broken" are like saying "But my TV isn't widescreen! It's broken! My TV can't show high-def pictures in 1080i, it can only do 720i! It's broken!" Meanwhile, crafters are saying "We'd really like to have a TV that's larger than 12" and gets more than 4 channels and doesn't constantly lose vertical control", and entertainers are saying "Can we get some color instead of this B&W piece of junk?" And smugglers? We're listening to radio programs of "The Shadow" and "The Abbot and Costello Comedy Hour" and hearing FDR's Fireside Chats. We don't even HAVE a damn TV, much less a broken one or a "broken" one by Jedi standards. I'd LOVE to be as "broken" as they are." - The Legendary Solo4114
Jaim_Darkstryder
Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:45 am
#35



SmugglinZane wrote:
That rocks Jaim!





Thanks, I try. I had to have something to do while blitzed and unable to smuggle.



# I support people who don’t pirate the ribbon symbol and plaster all over irrelavent "causes" YARR, matey!
KaiRan
Fri Jul 29, 2005 11:58 am
#36

Good lord... I just caught myself saying "callbacks" aloud here at work while reading the Smuggler Horror Picture Show post...

Eek!



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Zombie_Arsani
Sat Jul 30, 2005 12:15 am
#37

What's scary? Once theKyu'mai ALMOST decided to perform this in game, but we couldn't convince Rafer to play Frank. You know you wanna hear him singing he's a sweet transvestite....



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KaiRan
Sat Jul 30, 2005 12:16 am
#38

I would actually pay creds to see that!

Unfortunately, SWG does not allow cross-dressing, which I personally believe is discrimination in the eyes of the US justice system. I just dont have the time to write the ACLU about it.

Message Edited by KaiRan on 07-29-2005 03:18 PM



jnoh | master smuggler + master pilot | starsider
If you don't want me to "play the forums," then I suggest you make time playing the game more rewarding and less repetitive than "playing" here!
READ THIS before telling me I cannot complain about Smuggler
GOT SMUGGLING? - I AM STILL NOT A SMUGGLER - GOT SPICE?
Zombie_Arsani
Sat Jul 30, 2005 12:24 am
#39

It does too. sure, not light bustiers, but skirts and bikini pants can be worn by males.


Maybe a bunch of smugglers should get together with a bunch of entertainers, tailors and architects and actually perfrom teh show in game. We couldn't get rafe, but I know of one former-crime-boss/smuggler thats an entertainer, and I'm sure people would pay credits to see him in bikini pants singing about being a fruit.



_________Arsani 'Living Dead Girl' Co'lace ~ Queen of the Banned________
She's a twitcher!Shoot 'er in the head!
Order 67 - Every Smuggler is now an enemy of SOE and LucasArts.
Devs won't do what must be done. They only hesitate. We're shown no mercy.


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