Scout Archive
Thread: A small bit of fun for us in the next update...
LOL aren't monkeys Herbivores? So it's a full circle monkey making opportunity.
Great addition.
I can see it now.
The intrepid fearless dairy farmer...errr...Ranger... masks his scent, and sneaks up on a herbivore. He grabs a teat.
Wow, talk about stealthy, the animal has no clue she is being milkerated (yes that is a word, I just made it up, but tis a word).
Having garned his ill gotten creamy spoils, he sneaks off to steal some more lactate laden goodies from another herbi-bovine.
Rats, his mask scent has broken. He is forced to... stand there and slay a bunch of creatures that generally con light blue??? Oh my goodness, the horror, the horror.
Up next, mad herbivore disease, Lactose intolerant Jedis, and why Chefs make us fat.
omg, I spent all this time to become a freaking dairyman...hey, kewl title for us... mooo
JB
DeltaXi65 wrote:Darth,
It's gonna be BE stealthly like from what I understand.
Can't hardly milk a dead cow, can you?
B
You could potentially gut the dead animal and remove the milk sack whole...
Chris
Faithful_Atheist wrote:Is the amount of milk going to be tied to our Harvesting skill? Although a new Milking skill would be amusing, cause then people would be wanting to buy +10 Milking Gloves and such.I just hope it doesn't get bugged and we are able to milk NPCs or something.. would possibly scar us all.
+10 milking gloves? Whould those have heaters inside so your hands wouldn't be as cold?
Chris
I really do not know how to feel about this??? Part of me is happy that I will have another means for my toon to make a living, but part of me is ashamed. It just isnt very bada*s being a dairy farmer... Its a victory for scouts and rangers, but it feels like a shallow victory. I suppose it will make the Chef and BE community happy though. How couldnt it, they can laugh at us for being the toughest milk men in the galaxy.
*snort* This is too funny - but brilliant! No matter how I wrap my brain around it, I can see the animations, ala CH taming.
/milk
"Here Bessie" says PlayerX
"Good...err... girl" says PlayerX
PlayerX says, "Don't bite me"
"Nice girl" says PlayerX
PlayerX says, "That's a good cow."
You have successfully milked the creature. You get 7 units of milk from the creature.
Please? Please?
WOOT! As a Master Bio Engineer Master Scout - I can make Monkeys then milk my monkeys to make Monkey!
I could whip up a whole houseful of herbavores, but I bet they won't give a corral/milk harvester item as an option.